[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

Well, for those who are too arrogant to learn about the biology behind the big C, there it is, presented pretty simply.

I appreciate your efforts to explain the ludicrousness of evilutionism; around here, however, there's only one Big C, and He has no patience for your elitist liberobabble. Stick to Scripture and you won't stand a chance of being wrong!

Leviticus 26:21
And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me; I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.

And there you have it - God gives people diseases when they disobey His law. See how much simpler the Bible's explanation is than your tiring verbiage? And yet the Biblical answer is 100% true and cannot be proven otherwise, and anyone who attempts to do so will spend eternity biting an ash-stuffed pillow as fourteen-foot-tall demons sodomize him with their enormous ironclad tallywhackers, which ejaculate not semen but molten granite. You wouldn't want to head down that track, would you?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

GLORY!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

Cancer is caused when a cell in your body undergoes a mutation. During Mitosis (a process of cell replication), a mutation can take place at any point. A cancer mutation causes the cell to replicate uncontrollably until a tumour is formed in the body.

Now, a tumour can either be malignant or benign. A Benign tumour is a tumour in which the cells are unable to enter the bloodstream and therefore will not spread throughout the body. However, a malignant tumour is a tumour in which the cells are ABLE to enter the bloodstream and this therefore means the tumour has become cancerous. Depending on how far the cancer spreads throughout your body when it is found, it can either be treatable, or life threatening and ultimately leads to death.

Smoking does not directly prove the theory of evolution. It proves that the chemicals in the cigarette smoke are a carcinogen and therefore can increase the chances of getting cancer in the areas which come into contact most with the smoke (ie the mouth, trachea and the lungs). The fact that cells mutate is a good indication that evolution has occured over the lifespan of this earth, as it therefore proves that, through mutation, species and whole kingdoms, have mutated to become better than the other organisms around them and dominate the environment they live in.

Well, for those who are too arrogant to learn about the biology behind the big C, there it is, presented pretty simply. Whether jesus gives you cancer or not is questionable, but it does pose quite an interesting theory behind certain events and to be honest, Jesus has saved my ass quite a few times, so im willing to believe he decides

- Creatiff, Proud to be English!

Good that you atleast believe that He decides!
Because you may come up with whatever mumbo jumbo you want..
No matter if cancer is "a mutation of the cells" (whatever that means!), it's ALWAYS Jesus has causes it!

I'm sure these "cells" cannot make decisions on their own, could they?
So they would need Him to tell them what to do.

And Jesus is telling the cells that they got to start killing the body they belong to, cause it in turn, belongs to a disgusting sinner!
Evilution is a lie, and there are no facts supporting it whatsoever.

[Creatiff]

Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

Cancer is caused when a cell in your body undergoes a mutation. During Mitosis (a process of cell replication), a mutation can take place at any point. A cancer mutation causes the cell to replicate uncontrollably until a tumour is formed in the body.

Now, a tumour can either be malignant or benign. A Benign tumour is a tumour in which the cells are unable to enter the bloodstream and therefore will not spread throughout the body. However, a malignant tumour is a tumour in which the cells are ABLE to enter the bloodstream and this therefore means the tumour has become cancerous. Depending on how far the cancer spreads throughout your body when it is found, it can either be treatable, or life threatening and ultimately leads to death.

Smoking does not directly prove the theory of evolution. It proves that the chemicals in the cigarette smoke are a carcinogen and therefore can increase the chances of getting cancer in the areas which come into contact most with the smoke (ie the mouth, trachea and the lungs). The fact that cells mutate is a good indication that evolution has occured over the lifespan of this earth, as it therefore proves that, through mutation, species and whole kingdoms, have mutated to become better than the other organisms around them and dominate the environment they live in.

Well, for those who are too arrogant to learn about the biology behind the big C, there it is, presented pretty simply. Whether jesus gives you cancer or not is questionable, but it does pose quite an interesting theory behind certain events and to be honest, Jesus has saved my ass quite a few times, so im willing to believe he decides

- Creatiff, Proud to be English!

[see_the_light]

Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

One point at a time. Sometimes JESUS sends sinners cancer to punish them for being unsaved; sometimes He rewards His faithful servants by calling them home to their eternal reward. Using cancer.

AMEN!

But we should stop trying to go against GOD's will by trying to show them the TRUTH!

remember the Psalm 83:17

"Let them be confounded and troubled for ever; yea, let them be put to shame, and perish"

OUR LORD so wishes, we must abide by HIS will.

as for the so-called cause for this discussion... just smoke ...

In Deutheronomy 29:20 we see how GOD uses smoke to cause cancer on the heathens.

The LORD will not spare him, but then the anger of the LORD and his jealousy shall smoke against that man, and all the curses that are written in this book shall lie upon him, and the LORD shall blot out his name from under heaven

BUT SMOKE IS GOOD AND GODLY

See the second book of Samuel 22:9

There went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

If JESUS causes cancer how can 'one' get it and die at such a young age when they have served JESUS and folled the Christian commandments and lessons for his(we wont even consider a women since you probably dont even consider them persons) entire life.
The smoke never reaches ur body....are u kidding me..
Do u have any idea in ur little peebrain how cancer actually works. It is a genetic mutation cause from toxins in the body. So is JESUS a toxin? or is he going out of his way to use his divine powers to kill off his good-hearted followers and evil people in one shot? Think before u talk....

One point at a time. Sometimes JESUS sends sinners cancer to punish them for being unsaved; sometimes He rewards His faithful servants by calling them home to their eternal reward. Using cancer.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

If JESUS causes cancer how can 'one' get it and die at such a young age when they have served JESUS and folled the Christian commandments and lessons for his(we wont even consider a women since you probably dont even consider them persons) entire life.
The smoke never reaches ur body....are u kidding me..
Do u have any idea in ur little peebrain how cancer actually works. It is a genetic mutation cause from toxins in the body. So is JESUS a toxin? or is he going out of his way to use his divine powers to kill off his good-hearted followers and evil people in one shot? Think before u talk....
Lets move on to ur so called 'evilution' which is only coined that ridiculous name because it threatens u...it is nothing more then a theory on how the Earth has become what it is...only YOU took offense to it because it disproves what YOU believe in
Prove to me that a soul exists? It is like God there is no way of proving it or disproving it?
and yes Darwin must have been just a mortal sent my Satan...because thats another rational argument...good job

Hello Matty, and warm good welcomes to God's Favorite Forum!
We're glad you're here. Fresh meat blood is good.

Why do you prove the theory of de-evolution by corrupting our language;
"ur" copying peabrain valley kids' spellings--and sport to question us?
What a self defeating form of ignorance!

Let's discuss and demolish your poorly made points if "ur" interested?

Again, welcome to Landover. We like you just as you are.
Makes us feel ever so superior--your vapidity,
eliciting a yawn and a yearn for Jesus' impending return.

Again, thanks for joining in our intellectual discussions, m' blood.
Start by showing respect to your elders and moral superiors, OK?

[SUV]

Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

So is JESUS a toxin?

Oh my GOD, here we go again. And just when I was becoming fairly certain He wasn't a snail.

[matty1911]

Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

If JESUS causes cancer how can 'one' get it and die at such a young age when they have served JESUS and folled the Christian commandments and lessons for his(we wont even consider a women since you probably dont even consider them persons) entire life.
The smoke never reaches ur body....are u kidding me..
Do u have any idea in ur little peebrain how cancer actually works. It is a genetic mutation cause from toxins in the body. So is JESUS a toxin? or is he going out of his way to use his divine powers to kill off his good-hearted followers and evil people in one shot? Think before u talk....
Lets move on to ur so called 'evilution' which is only coined that ridiculous name because it threatens u...it is nothing more then a theory on how the Earth has become what it is...only YOU took offense to it because it disproves what YOU believe in
Prove to me that a soul exists? It is like God there is no way of proving it or disproving it?
and yes Darwin must have been just a mortal sent my Satan...because thats another rational argument...good job

[not_satan]

Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

where in the bible did it say the jesus smoked?

and if he smoked than I guess we can just go ahead and assume that he smoked crack and shot up dope inbetween miracles ?

I guess that explains how he turned water into wine......HE DIDN'T! everyone where was just too high to taste the difference between the two and believed him

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

I can see the world, yes, but one solitary book does not count as evidence that it was created by some invisible sky king. If it had, surely he/she/it would have done something to stop it being destroyed by humans.

You presume to know more than God? You exemplify why feminazism has ruined our Christian culture.

The Holy Bible is not some pornographic harlotquin romance novel. It is the only book you'll ever need.

Well, I guess you need a roomful of cookbooks too....

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

I can see the world, yes, but one solitary book does not count as evidence that it was created by some invisible sky king. If it had, surely he/she/it would have done something to stop it being destroyed by humans.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

I didn't say that. I said if everyone saw it with their own eyes as well as capturing it on film.

Can you not see everything with your own eyes? Are you blind? Are the wonders and miracles of God's creations invisible to you?

Because it would not surprise me one bit if God struck you blind for being a mouthy unsaved witch.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

I didn't say that. I said if everyone saw it with their own eyes as well as capturing it on film.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cigarettes help prove evolution!

In order for creation to be fact it would have to be proven. It is not proven. The bible is not proof, it is not evidence, it is just a book. If the sky opened up and your sky king came out of the clouds and said 'I made the world' and then performed some miracle, and EVERYONE saw it, and it was captured on still and video camera, THAT would be proof. And until that happens, which it never will, you won't convince me otherwise. So there!

Oh ye of little faith.....

So what you are saying is, that cheap magic tricks captured on (photoshoppable) video will convince you of God's power, but looking at the world around you will not....

Even for an empty-headed female, you are exceptionally foolish. Your logic is that of a retarded child.