[InScienceItrust]

Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"

She may not be a slut.. God could have punished her for putting dinner on the table 5 minutes after 7pm...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"

What happens if you unknowingly marry a HIV+ Christian of the opposite sex?

That is a ridiculous question. No True Christian(tm) has ever gotten the AIDS.

[InScienceItrust]

Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"

That is a ridiculous question. No True Christian™ has ever gotten the AIDS.

What about those who try to spread the word of God in gay saunas? They may accidentally trip up and land on a pile of used condoms...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"

What about those who try to spread the word of God in gay saunas? They may accidentally trip up and land on a pile of used condoms...

You don't seem to understand; Only GOD decides who gets the AIDS and who doesn't. When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. And you should thank Him for the honor!

Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?

[Diaper sniffer]

Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"

You don't seem to understand; Only GOD decides who gets the AIDS and who doesn't. When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. And you should thank Him for the honor!

Thats nice of God. I'm just wondering what the crimes are of millions of African babies and children that have become victims of AIDS? Perhaps their crime is being born in Africa

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"

Thats nice of God. I'm just wondering what the crimes are of millions of African babies and children that have become victims of AIDS? Perhaps their crime is being born in Africa

It may not have been the sin of the babies. Remember that their great grand fathers may have worshiped false gods therefore it is only right that God brings His mighty wrath down on the African babies today,

Exodus 20:5
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Exodus 34:7
Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation.

YIC

Jack

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"

It may not have been the sin of the babies. Remember that their great grand fathers may have worshiped false gods therefore it is only right that God brings His mighty wrath down on the African babies today,

GLORY!



The singular justice of our Creator is truly wondrous.

[Diaper sniffer]

Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"

It may not have been the sin of the babies. Remember that their great grand fathers may have worshiped false gods therefore it is only right that God brings His mighty wrath down on the African babies today,


Jack

To clarify: Man or woman possibly worships the 'wrong God' simply because they live in isolation and information about the 'true God' is not at their disposal. God frowns and as punishment kills their innocent child.

Did Jesus not die for our sins? How many innocent children have to die before the lord punishes the actual sinners.

Seems like God is playing games here.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"

To clarify: Man or woman possibly worships the 'wrong God' simply because they live in isolation and information about the 'true God' is not at their disposal. God frowns and as punishment kills their innocent child.

Did Jesus not die for our sins? How many innocent children have to die before the lord punishes the actual sinners.

Seems like God is playing games here.

Worshiping false gods is a serious crime. It must be handled with severity. What more fitting punishment for an individual than to curse his loved ones on his behalf? Wouldn't you be wallowing in anguish if you knew that it was your fault that your offspring would never be happy? Then don't worship Molech.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"

To clarify: Man or woman possibly worships the 'wrong God' simply because they live in isolation and information about the 'true God' is not at their disposal. God frowns and as punishment kills their innocent child.

Did Jesus not die for our sins? How many innocent children have to die before the lord punishes the actual sinners.

Seems like God is playing games here.

It's His game, He can make up the rules,

YIC

Jack

[godswraith1]

Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"

Sex is never safe.
Even between a married couple, it can:
Make a person want to voimit
Ruin bedding
Smells putrud
Disrupt sleep
Cause Flatulence
Produce a daughter
Is just plain 'dirty'

If God did not command me to stregthen His army, I would never do it.

Imagne how your poor wife must feel about it

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"

Imagne how your poor wife must feel about it

She feels the way she's told to feel. She's a good Christian girl.

[godswraith1]

Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"

She feels the way she's told to feel. She's a good Christian girl.

Lead her is grace instead of controlling her

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"

Lead her is grace instead of controlling her

That doesn't even make sense.

And why would God need a wreath, anyway? Did He win the Kentucky Derby or something?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"

Anal sex is the most unsafe sort of sex there is. When another man is thrusting his huge engorged member into your dookie, this causes friction, and friction will compromise rectal tissues, exposing blood vessels to unsanitary waste.

I wish some atheists would explain to me why anal sex is considered acceptable between consenting adults. What we need is a government small enough to insinuate itself into the rectums of the taxpayers, not a government so big and complicated that it can't even regulate anal sex.