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  • #391
    Re: Autism - the New Gay

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    Autism is just wanting to be gay. I was once a queer, by choice, and my targets were much easier when I found an autistical young man. They often retreated to closets and rocked back and forth.

    Before you knew it, they had shed their trousers and had their ankles next to their ears, inviting me in. And I did come in. But before I found Jesus.


    I pray for the retarded.


    In Christ.
    Not to mention that autism gave us furverts and the (thankfully, it seems very much dying) terrifyingly-named "Brony" phenomenon. I cannot think of two more clear examples of autism and gaiety crossing paths.
    God's gonna stand there and watch you burn. But that's alright because you wouldn't heed his word.

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    • #392
      Re: Autism - the New Gay

      This is the most retarded thing I have ever seen. Autism is not something you choose to do. I'm not gonna go outside tomarrow and think "gee, I'm feeling pretty autistic." This is just a classic example of a stuck up narcissistic jackass(you) finding something to demonize while you sit on your ass beating your children and waiting for god to send you some free chic-fil-a.

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      • #393
        Re: Autism - the New Gay

        Originally posted by Nallelccm View Post
        This is the most retarded thing I have ever seen. Autism is not something you choose to do. I'm not gonna go outside tomarrow and think "gee, I'm feeling pretty autistic." This is just a classic example of a stuck up narcissistic jackass(you) finding something to demonize while you sit on your ass beating your children and waiting for god to send you some free chic-fil-a.
        Let me assure you, when I discipline my children, I am not sitting.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #394
          Re: Autism - the New Gay

          Originally posted by Nallelccm View Post
          This is the most retarded thing I have ever seen. Autism is not something you choose to do. I'm not gonna go outside tomarrow and think "gee, I'm feeling pretty autistic." This is just a classic example of a stuck up narcissistic jackass(you) finding something to demonize while you sit on your ass beating your children and waiting for god to send you some free chic-fil-a.

          The Chic-fil-a is never free, but you can get a discount if you buy the meal with fries and a drink.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • #395
            Re: Autism - the New Gay

            Originally posted by Nincompoop View Post
            I'm not gonna go outside tomarrow and think "gee, I'm feeling pretty autistic."
            ..no that would be superfluous

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            • #396
              Re: Autism - the New Gay

              Originally posted by Nincompoop View Post
              and waiting for god to send you some free chic-fil-a.
              Greasy fast food is what you sinners get in the afterlife. Ours will be at the four star level.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • #397
                Re: Autism - the New Gay

                There is so much wrong with what you put. Autism has nothing to do with beliefs and is genetic. It also has nothing to do with homosexuality. Also, you can't change your sexuality. Therefore, 1 in 10 people being lgbt is just the way they are born, I can't change the fact I'm bi, just am.

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                • #398
                  Re: Autism - the New Gay

                  Originally posted by Goldenshark View Post
                  There is so much wrong with what you put. Autism has nothing to do with beliefs and is genetic. It also has nothing to do with homosexuality. Also, you can't change your sexuality. Therefore, 1 in 10 people being lgbt is just the way they are born, I can't change the fact I'm bi, just am.
                  So, you say. There are scores of devoted Bible-believers who would argue with you. Some of them turn a modest profit running programs that help pray the gay away through intensive means.


                  A tiny fraction of recalcitrant young people who claim emotional scarring as a result of experiencing such programs don't debunk the effectiveness of this work.
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                  • #399
                    Re: Autism - the New Gay

                    No matter how many Bible supporters there are, they are all wrong.

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                    • #400
                      Re: Autism - the New Gay

                      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                      Greasy fast food is what you sinners get in the afterlife. Ours will be at the four star level.



                      Crap on a private jet is still crap.

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                      • #401
                        Re: Autism - the New Gay

                        Originally posted by Goldenshark View Post
                        There is so much wrong with what you put. Autism has nothing to do with beliefs and is genetic. It also has nothing to do with homosexuality. Also, you can't change your sexuality. Therefore, 1 in 10 people being lgbt is just the way they are born, I can't change the fact I'm bi, just am.
                        If you're the bisexual how can you ever be faithful?

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                        • #402
                          Re: Autism - the New Gay

                          Originally posted by Goldenshark View Post
                          There is so much wrong with what you put. Autism has nothing to do with beliefs and is genetic. It also has nothing to do with homosexuality. Also, you can't change your sexuality. Therefore, 1 in 10 people being lgbt is just the way they are born, I can't change the fact I'm bi, just am.
                          You can't change it, but Jesus can! And isn't that the Good News! That Jesus can, and for the right price, will change whatever is bad about you to make you more like Him!

                          That price is True Belief!

                          That's IT! There's nothing more to it! You don't have to pay a penny or lift a finger (although, the True Believer is happy to tithe generously and eager to serve her husband)! You simply have to dispel any disbelief, ignore any logical arguments to the contrary, dismiss any rational discussions, and accept His Word is True, as written and published in the King James Version Holy Bible. Then Jesus will conform your heart to be less "Goldenshark," and more ! And let me assure you, Christ was neither autistic, nor did He run around and do gay stuff with other men.

                          Wouldn't you like to let Jesus into your heart and forgive you for not being more like Him now? Wouldn't you like to know what Redemption feels like?
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #403
                            Re: Autism - the New Gay

                            Originally posted by Goldenshark View Post
                            There is so much wrong with what you put. Autism has nothing to do with beliefs and is genetic.
                            What nonsense - that is just Satan speaking. And besides, even secular science does not claim that autistics have anything to do with genetics. It is, according to so-called science, a well known fact that autistm is caused by vaccines. I don't claim to know whether that's true or not - my husband's choice is not to vaccinate our dear children with cowpox and other poisons, and none of our children are retarded. But this is far more likely to be because God does not wish to afflict them in this way.

                            Would you care to provide Biblical evidence for your bizarre claims? No, I thought not.
                            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                            • #404
                              Re: Autism - the New Gay

                              Jesus always heals when asked in genuine faith so there is no need for vaccines, especially if we ask Him to prevent imminent diseases. I have asked Jesus not to get ebola for instance and do not have ebola.

                              John 14:13-14

                              In my prayer I mentioned that verse and how it did not say And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do except ebola, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it. Do autistic people actually read The Bible?

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                              • #405
                                Re: Autism - the New Gay

                                I was professionally diagnosed with autism as a child, and not one bit of it is the same as homosexuality, as homosexuality is a sexual orientation, whereas autism is something that (for some reason) just happens.

                                (and don't think that your future offspring are immune from autism, as autism can happen even when both parents don't carry the gene).

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