[WickedWitch]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

How dare you call Creationism, God's own True Science©, a comic, hilarious, preposterous act of unlintelligence and lack of common sense??? Because it IS. *Thinking about how is he going to drop a house in top of witch...*

Sorry, Toto, but I'm not in Kansas.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

*Wipes off the water* Well, as lovely as that was, I bathe regularly, so you don't need to wash me. But thanks anyway.

How dare you call Creationism, God's own True Science©, a comic, hilarious, preposterous act of unlintelligence and lack of common sense??? *Thinking about how is he going to drop a house in top of witch...*

[WickedWitch]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

You should get one, it feels so good to be in the closet, with my Sweet Savior! You know, these days, you don't have be in the closet. Just come out and be who you are, honey, it's okay. I have the thought you might want to know where the movie is airing not to praise its wonderful storytelling, plot and overall execution, but to sabotage it, witch! Creationism amuses me, and I think I will enjoy this movie for it's comedic value. It's funny, I always thought Ben Stein was an atheist... He's just so intelligent, I couldn't see him being religious... *throws Baptism water at the Canuck*

*Wipes off the water* Well, as lovely as that was, I bathe regularly, so you don't need to wash me. But thanks anyway.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Nope. And I don't need one, I speak to my Gods (formally) at an alter, and (informally) anywhere I like. Haven't spoken to Them in a closet, though.

You should get one, it feels so good to be in the closet, with my Sweet Savior! I have the thought you might want to know where the movie is airing not to praise its wonderful storytelling, plot and overall execution, but to sabotage it, witch! *throws Baptism water at the Canuck*

[WickedWitch]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Have you gotten a prayer closet yet, sister?

Nope. And I don't need one, I speak to my Gods (formally) at an alter, and (informally) anywhere I like. Haven't spoken to Them in a closet, though.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Have you gotten a prayer closet yet, sister?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

*Bursts out crying* I DON'T WANNA WAIT!

Thank you for looking, though. *Wanders off to cry in a corner*

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

It says "Canadian distribution this summer" I just cannot wait

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

I am interrupting this thread to make an EMERGENCY POST! So pay some frigging attention!!

Does anyone here know WHEN and WHERE "EXPELLED" will be showing in CANADA?

I've been driving myself CRAZY trying to find even one theatre showing it. Do I have to go to frigging Washington to see it or something!? *Cries*

Regrettably, my Unsaved Canadian witch, I don't think it will be showing outside of Jesusland until it becomes a great market succes, in their website there's only a list of states, nothing international. Weird, eh? One would say such a glorious occasion should happen across this whole planet!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

I am interrupting this thread to make an EMERGENCY POST! So pay some frigging attention!!

Does anyone here know WHEN and WHERE "EXPELLED" will be showing in CANADA?

I've been driving myself CRAZY trying to find even one theatre showing it. Do I have to go to frigging Washington to see it or something!? *Cries*

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

It doesn't surprise me that homers such as these two are the most aggressive and militant supporters of EVILution. But what DOES surprise me is that so many people actually believe what they say! I read not too long ago that 50% of the USA believes in EVILution. Needless to say, after discovering how dismal the statistics were I cried for hours after reading that and redoubled my prayer regimen.

Doesn't everyone know that everything a homer says is automatically a lie? The formula is simple:
homer = lie
Bible = truth

When will people learn?

Amen.

It's no wonder that homers are militant supporters of EVILoution. Homers these days are fond of thinking that their desire to ram their tallywhacker into their buddies butt is somehow "genetic", that it is caused by "Eviloution". What they fail to understand, by even their own "theory", is that if it were true homers would only be around for one generation as they can't possibly reproduce themselves by their "butt" behavior.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Why do they call themselfs "Belgians" then, if they say there country doens't exists. Nice try..

That's what it says on their passports. The fictional country of "Belgium" was created in the 1950s to be a socialist utopia. The people who considered themselves residents of "Belgium" are just victims of an elaborate hoax.

Yes, it's mostly intended to fool people into buying things like Belgian chocolate, and to tell kids bedtime stories about a land of candies and pastries... Ok, getting back in topic, I just cannot wait for this magnificent movie to come into theatres, but since it won't happen here in this small jungle island of Austria until the movie becomes a huge blockbuster in the US (thing that will surely happen, Glory!) I can only beg my fellow True Christians(tm) to go massively to the premiere in April 18th, I have already ordered 150 Expelled® Resource and Event kits, to distribute to the heathens, and make them realise the terrible prosecution Godly Christian Scientists have to face everyday:

Because nothing says "science" like a middle-aged joo in short pants, shout Glory! I was wondering in how many theatres will it be premiered in Freehold...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Why do they call themselfs "Belgians" then, if they say there country doens't exists. Nice try..

That's what it says on their passports. The fictional country of "Belgium" was created in the 1950s to be a socialist utopia. The people who considered themselves residents of "Belgium" are just victims of an elaborate hoax.

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Friend,

How can you say that? Our church has two Belgians as members and they both assure us there is no such country.

Why do they call themselfs "Belgians" then, if they say there country doens't exists. Nice try..

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

You turn around reality and imagination, because Belgium is real, and jesus, god, and all the other bible texts aren't true.

Friend,

How can you say that? Our church has two Belgians as members and they both assure us there is no such country.