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Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!
You turn around reality and imagination, because Belgium is real, and jesus, god, and all the other bible texts aren't true.
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Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!
Friend,Originally posted by Peter View PostWhat you said was as stupid as saying that there was a woman looking for her balls who were in the knees of a black kid who is the son of a dolphin.
As Brother Wide Open has wise pointed out you are from an imaginary country so I can see it is hard to understand reality. However it is important for the sake of your immortal soul that you do face THE TRUTH™ according to The Bible Peter. The real, adult world is not some socialist fairy tale spun about some mythical city with the unlikely name of “Brussels”*, it is about your actions and accepting the consequences of those actions. The fundamental truth is not a happy; God created us so He can punish sin. This means you, me and every human being that ever lived is utterly, inescapably evil. The good news is God sent His son (which is Himself) to save us, if we tell Him we are sorry for being created as such hopelessly evil creatures.
Now the choice is your’s Peter; accept The TRUTH™ and repent to Jesus for how evil He made you or go back to your socialist fairy tale were the world will be a better place if we all work it at it and have happy thoughts about having not having an after life.
* Like someone would name a city after food, what’s next, “Salisbury”?
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Quit projecting. What you just said is as stupid as saying that there is a creation without a creator. Even your avatar is a testament to God's glory, yet you mock him in immature, bratty defiance.Originally posted by Peter View PostWhat you said was as stupid as saying that there was a woman looking for her balls who were in the knees of a black kid who is the son of a dolphin.
Tell me, are you a homersexual? Is that why you are so eager to embrace Satan's tallywhacker in the fiery pits of Hell?
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Oh, so we are off to insult Brother BJ now are we?Originally posted by Peter View PostWhat you said was as stupid as saying that there was a woman looking for her balls who were in the knees of a black kid who is the son of a dolphin.
Give me one reason not to ban your Flemish ass.
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What you said was as stupid as saying that there was a woman looking for her balls who were in the knees of a black kid who is the son of a dolphin.Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View PostWell I can't think of it in any simpler terms that this.
Peter,
God is perfect and all knowing. Since He is perfect He hates sin. So to punish sin He creates man, knowing man will sin. That's why the world is a horrible place, because our creator, in His loving perfection, is giving us what we deserve.
Easy enough Peter?
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Well I can't think of it in any simpler terms that this.Originally posted by Wide-Open View PostBrother Tabor... not that I have the right to doubt or correct your wise words, but you need to explain this in much simpler terms if you want to reach Peter. These people are Belgistans, the ones I have been trying to convert for years. They are... special people.
Let's just say... the fact that it isn't called Tardistan is purely by accident.
Peter,
God is perfect and all knowing. Since He is perfect He hates sin. So to punish sin He creates man, knowing man will sin. That's why the world is a horrible place, because our creator, in His loving perfection, is giving us what we deserve.
Easy enough Peter?
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Brother Tabor... not that I have the right to doubt or correct your wise words, but you need to explain this in much simpler terms if you want to reach Peter. These people are Belgistans, the ones I have been trying to convert for years. They are... special people.Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View PostGod did friend. Which makes Adam sinning against God all the more cruel.
Let's just say... the fact that it isn't called Tardistan is purely by accident.
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We've had this discussion before; imperfection came into the world when Adam sinned and forced God to punish mankind by making a hostile earth.Originally posted by Peter View PostIf your "god" is so perfect, how come that the earth is full of problems??
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I've never seen it like that before, all my life I have been believing the bible, but now I realize, that I was wrong my entire life... From now on, I, Brother Kardon, will be atheist!!!Originally posted by Peter View PostIf your "god" is so perfect, how come that the earth is full of problems??
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Where in the Bible does it say there won't be any problems? Have you read the Bible or are you just here to spread hatred?Originally posted by Peter View PostIf your "god" is so perfect, how come that the earth is full of problems??
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That would be wrong, because you're not the one who created the universe in 6 days.Originally posted by Sammael B. Beherith View PostI'm not going to talk to a guy who's bones are papier-mâché by now.
Satan won't do a thing against me...
So when I write on a piece of toiletpaper that 2+2=5 and go and spread my word to "thee", I'm right?
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That circle isn't perfect, the Bible is perfect, because it's made by God himself, so I rather believe His word than a circle.Originally posted by Peter View PostYou got to be kidding me, you don't actually believe that. How can someone be so naive to believe that silly book?
You can see that pi isn't three by drawing a circle with radius 1 and then measuring the circumference.
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