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Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Did you calculate that on your fingers?

Yes, because unlike most Belgicans, he still has 10 fingers. (or only had 10 to begin with, not eleven)

Friends, I'm not sure what teaparty you think you are attending, but it is highly disturbing. On the other hand: thanks for persecuting us. PRAISE JESUS!

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Are you silly? The Bible says that pi is three so it is three, you're taking the train to Hell by spreading this lies.
Get on your knees and ask Jesus for mercy if you don't want to be sodomized by Satan.

I'm not going to talk to a guy who's bones are papier-mâché by now.

Satan won't do a thing against me...

So when I write on a piece of toiletpaper that 2+2=5 and go and spread my word to "thee", I'm right?

[Peter]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Are you silly? The Bible says that pi is three so it is three, you're taking the train to Hell by spreading this lies.
Get on your knees and ask Jesus for mercy if you don't want to be sodomized by Satan.

You got to be kidding me, you don't actually believe that. How can someone be so naive to believe that silly book?
You can see that pi isn't three by drawing a circle with radius 1 and then measuring the circumference.

[Brother Kardon]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

50% ... says somebody who claimes Pi to be 3.
Did you calculate that on your fingers?

Are you silly? The Bible says that pi is three so it is three, you're taking the train to Hell by spreading this lies.
Get on your knees and ask Jesus for mercy if you don't want to be sodomized by Satan.

[Sommanol Beatmeup]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

What? 50% believes evilution? We Christians should go spread His word to reduce the number of monkey worshippers!

50% ... says somebody who claimes Pi to be 3.
Did you calculate that on your fingers?

[Brother Kardon]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

It doesn't surprise me that homers such as these two are the most aggressive and militant supporters of EVILution. But what DOES surprise me is that so many people actually believe what they say! I read not too long ago that 50% of the USA believes in EVILution. Needless to say, after discovering how dismal the statistics were I cried for hours after reading that and redoubled my prayer regimen.

Doesn't everyone know that everything a homer says is automatically a lie? The formula is simple:
homer = lie
Bible = truth

When will people learn?

What? 50% believes evilution? We Christians should go spread His word to reduce the number of monkey worshippers!

[KJV4me]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

The sad thing about the Expelled movie is that it's so brilliant and incisive in its arguments that not only did it win that Joo boy, Ed Gein, over and give his services as a host, it caused this homersexual couple to flip out and start spreading lies about it.

It doesn't surprise me that homers such as these two are the most aggressive and militant supporters of EVILution. But what DOES surprise me is that so many people actually believe what they say! I read not too long ago that 50% of the USA believes in EVILution. Needless to say, after discovering how dismal the statistics were I cried for hours after reading that and redoubled my prayer regimen.

Doesn't everyone know that everything a homer says is automatically a lie? The formula is simple:
homer = lie
Bible = truth

When will people learn?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Come now, sinner. Answer the question I raised. Or is the fear of debating the head of the Landover Baptist University Creation Science Department too much for you to handle?

yeeeez... so 'God'... the so-called perfect and omnipotent being created earth in what... 6 days...

i'm sure almost everyone on this forum agrees with me that 'God' is a perfect being, right?

so can you explain to me, how 'God' a perfect being (and therefore incapable of doing anything less than perfect) created an entire planet full of creatures that are more flaw than anything else?
hmm... wow... that's a MAJOR mistake in your so called 'Faith' now isn't it?

think about it... I dare you to prove me wrong without denying that 'God' is a perfect being and all that... I dare ya!

Your entire argument is based on your own personal subjective opinion and baseless assertions. I've color coded your post to point out your personal subjective opinion and baseless assertions

My first question to you is: What is the meaning of "perfect"? You can't build an argument without a foundation, sinner.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

This thread has completely gone off track, thanks to the Kachoolu (sounds African't to me) loving devotee of Nip "tentacle rape" pornography.
The sad thing about the Expelled movie is that it's so brilliant and incisive in its arguments that not only did it win that Joo boy, Ed Gein, over and give his services as a host, it caused this homersexual couple to flip out and start spreading lies about it.

The one on the left is infamous for barging into the film's premiere and spitting on all the Christians in the audience, while the one on the right (a "bear" in sodomite parlance) sat outside the theater crying that he was being discriminated against because he wasn't allowed in to disrupt the evening even more. I'm sure if he did, the two of them would have committed disgusting, unnatural atrocities in front of the entire audience.

[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

If you can prove it, i'll do it as well... and perhaps post it on youtube or something... or is Youtube evil/satanic?

[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Lets see you prove that anyone has done that before!?
and, No the fact that some old man in the year 50 wrote this down doesn't prove ANYTHING! (people lie in books, you know)

[Deaner]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

so... what you're saying is that I can't do anything if 'God' doesn't want me to? that is complete and utter Bullcrap!
how the hell can a creature that doesn't even exist stop me from doing anything?

Let's see you walk on water.

[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

so... what you're saying is that I can't do anything if 'God' doesn't want me to? that is complete and utter Bullcrap!
how the hell can a creature that doesn't even exist stop me from doing anything?

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

correction, i dare proclaim myself more powerfull than god in THAT particular situation (as in i can kill faster than god)
and Yes, i do spreak my ungodly knowledge on these forums.. someone has to act like the voice of reason on these forums

God can kill and bring to life as he wishes, foolish unsaved, you can only kill if God allows you to kill, and your supposed voice of reason will be crushed by the triumphant trumpets of the Angel when the Judgement comes, Glory!

[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

correction, i dare proclaim myself more powerfull than god in THAT particular situation (as in i can kill faster than god)
and Yes, i do spreak my ungodly knowledge on these forums.. someone has to act like the voice of reason on these forums