[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

It is a simple statement, read the last few lines, PROVE ME WRONG!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

created an entire planet full of creatures that are more flaw than anything else?

Friend, you must be from France or something, because what you are writing doesn't make sense. Creatures that are more flaw?

Please use the American language, and introduce yourself properly in the Introduction Forum.

Thank you.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

yeeeez... so 'God'... the so-called perfect and omnipotent being created earth in what... 6 days...

i'm sure almost everyone on this forum agrees with me that 'God' is a perfect being, right?

so can you explain to me, how 'God' a perfect being (and therefore incapable of doing anything less than perfect) created an entire planet full of creatures that are more flaw than anything else?

Speak for yourself.

[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

what faith?

[Deaner]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

so can you explain to me, how 'God' a perfect being (and therefore incapable of doing anything less than perfect) created an entire planet full of creatures that are more flaw than anything else?
hmm... wow... that's a MAJOR mistake in your so called 'Faith' now isn't it?

No, the mistake is on your part. Everything God does is perfect, good and intended. He creates it all.

This is where you must have "faith"; and where your's is clearly lacking.

[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Note: almost forgot, this post is NOT about Cthulhu...

[Kerplunki Zerplopski]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

yeeeez... so 'God'... the so-called perfect and omnipotent being created earth in what... 6 days...

i'm sure almost everyone on this forum agrees with me that 'God' is a perfect being, right?

so can you explain to me, how 'God' a perfect being (and therefore incapable of doing anything less than perfect) created an entire planet full of creatures that are more flaw than anything else?
hmm... wow... that's a MAJOR mistake in your so called 'Faith' now isn't it?

think about it... I dare you to prove me wrong without denying that 'God' is a perfect being and all that... I dare ya!

[Urien Rakarth]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed! Only, christians.

I don't even want to know what those demons force you to do, I recommend you just watch that great movie, Expelled, and you'll see that God in all his Glory made this world in six days, and that He loves you. I will call out all of those demons in His name, as soon as you tithe for this Holy® Church...

Cthulhu is no demon, and he loves nobody, he just demands the sacrifice, else he will unleash terror into the world, like the birth of Christianity, for example.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

The only things I do that are related with blood is the sacrifice we make to please Cthulhu, and Cthulhu was quite pleased when Jesus' blood was spilled.

I don't even want to know what those demons force you to do, I recommend you just watch that great movie, Expelled, and you'll see that God in all his Glory made this world in six days, and that He loves you. I will call out all of those demons in His name, as soon as you tithe for this Holy® Church...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed!

Yes offcourse, and by the way learn how to spell it is Cthulhu, what you, just did was blasphemy against the Great ones.

Who cares how I spell Ktuljoo? He's just a cheesy knock-off of Allah anyway.

[Urien Rakarth]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed! Only, christians.

You mean of course? Who cares about how you write the name of those demons that infest your mind, just ask Jesus to wash you with His Holy Blood, and to bind them, and expel them from your life! Do it now, before you spend Eternity being successively raped with Satan's giant, red, throbbing tallywacker! We can help you,

The only things I do that are related with blood is the sacrifice we make to please Cthulhu, and Cthulhu was quite pleased when Jesus' blood was spilled.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed! Only, christians.

Yes offcourse, and by the way learn how to spell it is Cthulhu, what you, just did was blasphemy against the Great ones.

You mean of course? Who cares about how you write the name of those demons that infest your mind, just ask Jesus to wash you with His Holy Blood, and to bind them, and expel them from your life! Do it now, before you spend Eternity being successively raped with Satan's giant, red, throbbing tallywacker! We can help you,

[Urien Rakarth]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed! Only, christians.

Oh, whereas Cthulu science is well-respected, I suppose?

Yes offcourse, and by the way learn how to spell it is Cthulhu, what you, just did was blasphemy against the Great ones.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed! Only, christians.

You keep on contradicting yourself, you use "creation" and "scientist" in the same sentence. *ZING*

Oh, whereas Cthulu science is well-respected, I suppose?

[Urien Rakarth]

Re: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed! Only, christians.

3 seconds in the beginning and the last 40 seconds or so at the end was a cartoon. The rest was a very brilliant creation scientist who blew the lid right off of the dogmatic religion of evolution.

Check and Mate!!!

You keep on contradicting yourself, you use "creation" and "scientist" in the same sentence. *ZING*