[Deaner]

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And none of the Baptist churches I attended grwoing up performed exorcisms.

And look how you turned out. I see you got yourself put on moderation again. Did you get all boozed up and make a fool of yourself last night?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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And look how you turned out.

I think I turned out just fine once I got out of Christianity.

I see you got yourself put on moderation again. Did you get all boozed up and make a fool of yourself last night?

How many times have I told you that it's not a good idea for you to watch "Coyote Ugly" when you're drunk? You get all confused.

[revrggreen]

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Baptist baptismal water is not blessed, nor is it considered holy water. It's merely symbolic of the whole death, burial, resurrection bit.
And none of the Baptist churches I attended grwoing up performed exorcisms.

Son,

All these points will be covered in my forthcoming 'Demon Exorcizing Ministry' thread. We can discuss this there, or you can email me off-forum - if you feel you are in need of an exorcism yourself. I have peformed well over 100 exorcisms in the last 6 months, and I have had NO COMPLAINTS!

But let me first make myself clear, as perhaps 'Holy water' was the wrong phrase - but water used to perform a Baptism is a requirement when performing an exorcism. You can gather it by the bucket-load from the rivers, lakes, drainage ditches, sewage ponds, or where ever you perform your Baptisms - because part of the procedure involves water that has been used in a the Holy act of Baptism. THIS is what I was refering to. It is NOT the same as satanic Catholic water blessed in some gobble-de-gook Latin language and spat into and possibly urinated in by some sick Satanic kiddy-fiddling Alter-boy rapist Priest.

Possibly I should call it 'Baptism water', would that suit you better? We use it in our exorcisms to make the demon 'show itself', by starting the Baptism process with Baptism water - to make the demon believe it's being Baptised. The demon will sense the nature of the acts that were performed in the water, and show itself. The demon inside 'reacts' to this with rage/horror/disgust/terror at the thought of a Baptist Christian Baptism (as apposed to a Catholic Baptism, which it would probably enjoy).

And, yes, an exorcism is something 'normally' associated with the Mary-worshippers. But if you did a little research into the subject, you'd realise that we Baptists ALSO perform Exorcisms - though our Dogma on this issue is VERY different from Cattylickers. As I said, all will be covered in my forthcoming article.

NOW, I would like to keep this thread for the Demon/Alien Agenda discussions, IF you don't mind.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Son,

Don't call me "Son;" I'm a woman. You may call me "Ma'am."

All these points will be covered in my forthcoming 'Demon Exorcizing Ministry' thread. We can discuss this there, or you can email me off-forum - if you feel you are in need of an exorcism yourself.

I don't need an exorcism; I don't believe in demons.

I have peformed well over 100 exorcisms in the last 6 months, and I have had NO COMPLAINTS!

Demons who don't exist can't complain, now can they?

But let me first make myself clear, as perhaps 'Holy water' was the wrong phrase - but water used to perform a Baptism is a requirement when performing an exorcism. You can gather it by the bucket-load from the rivers, lakes, drainage ditches, sewage ponds, or where ever you perform your Baptisms - because part of the procedure involves water that has been used in a the Holy act of Baptism.

You baptize people in sewers? That's nasty.

THIS is what I was refering to. It is NOT the same as satanic Catholic water blessed in some gobble-de-gook Latin language and spat into and possibly urinated in by some sick Satanic kiddy-fiddling Alter-boy rapist Priest.

Possibly I should call it 'Baptism water', would that suit you better? We use it in our exorcisms to make the demon 'show itself', by starting the Baptism process with Baptism water - to make the demon believe it's being Baptised. The demon will sense the nature of the acts that were performed in the water, and show itself. The demon inside 'reacts' to this with rage/horror/disgust/terror at the thought of a Baptist Christian Baptism (as apposed to a Catholic Baptism, which it would probably enjoy).

And, yes, an exorcism is something 'normally' associated with the Mary-worshippers. But if you did a little research into the subject, you'd realise that we Baptists ALSO perform Exorcisms - though our Dogma on this issue is VERY different from Cattylickers. As I said, all will be covered in my forthcoming article.

NOW, I would like to keep this thread for the Demon/Alien Agenda discussions, IF you don't mind.

Fine with me. Neither demons, nor aliens, nor any other imaginary creatures have agendae.

[RevColinJamesTodd]

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CROP CIRCLES - THE WORK OF ALIENS, OR NAZI DEMONS FROM HELL???

CROP CIRCLES... the work of little green space aliens, or satanic demons sent from Hell to deceive us ??

You decide -



Look closely.... can you see the mark of the Beast - 666???



Does this look like the work of a 'flying-saucer', or the Work of the Demons ????



Notice the 5 pointed pentagram - worn by witches, satanists, goths, wiccas and all the children of Satan!! The TRUTH™ is out there!



And I don't think I need to point out what's wrong with THIS one -



Crop Circles are the work of Nazi demons sent from Hell! There is NO denying it!

[Justina Thyme]

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Tell it, Brother Todd! There IS no denying that these abominations are the work of DEMONS! Take a look at this:



This is a night photograph taken with a snooperscope of a crop circle over (wouldn't you know it) Australia. Yes, Australia! Does this image remind you of anything you've (shudder) ever seen before?

Fellow True Christians™, please pray with me. And dear Pastors: Mr. Thyme and I offer our financial, manpower, and any other means of support we have to you to hasten our holy mission to that Godless island in the wrong hemisphere of the world--the Underworld, if you will. GLORY!

[Sperman]

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Huh??? Space aliens ar really demons send from Hell? Don mak me laugh!!!

We all know theirs realy life on other worlds - as there plenty proof of that watchin Star Trek. An they got all those alien lizard people lock up in Area 52!

So what gonna happen after ur little Revelations, smartguy?? When ur all up in Heaven singin hims an baking pumpkin pie, an the Borg come along an assimimate ya all???

What ya gonna do then, asshats?? U think ur Lord gunna save u from all the space aliens an dinosaurs?

THINK AGAIN!!!

[Nobar King]

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This video seems to support your theory. Larry King is usually pretty good.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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I'm with you Brother

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: UFOs, ALIEN ABDUCTIONS AND SPACE ALIENS ARE REAL!

For all you non believers who think Aleins arent here walking amongst us think "Ric Ocasek" from "The Cars". Case closed.