Record high temperatures? Pah, Jesus is testing your faith

[Little Donkey]

Friends, I hear about complaints regarding the super hot temperatures this Summer. To this I have to say, nonsense. So it may be a little warmer this year - or it may not. Even if it is, that could easily be Jesus testing our faith in His Plan for us. Are we to presume it isn't just because some scientists say so? I used to work in a science lab and I can tell you those folks are making theories up all the time. Literally making stuff up!! So don't believe a word of it!

[Deaner]

Re: Record high temperatures? Pah, Jesus is testing your faith

Friends, I hear about complaints regarding the super hot temperatures this Summer. To this I have to say, nonsense. So it may be a little warmer this year - or it may not. Even if it is, that could easily be Jesus testing our faith in His Plan for us. Are we to presume it isn't just because some scientists say so? I used to work in a science lab and I can tell you those folks are making theories up all the time. Literally making stuff up!! So don't believe a word of it!

Record high temperatures have nothing to do with God.

As has been said before in this forum the rising temperatures are due to satan stoking the fires of hell to prepare for the onslaught of sinners that are going to be sent down there after the upcoming apocalypse.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Record high temperatures? Pah, Jesus is testing your faith

I think it is caused by the overflow of souls leaking from HELL.

I believe they are leaking out of volcanoes and lava vents. Also, when you see steaming manhole covers....like in New York, these are also souls or demons escaping from HELL to wreck havoc on True Christians.

FYI: There is NO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING! It's the overflow of souls into our atmosphere, most likely from all the sperm souls who get sent to HELL from perverted men M'ing and spilling their seed - causing millions of souls to be sent to HELL. Most teenage boys are mass-murders!