Originally posted by Moral_Nihilist
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Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
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Originally posted by speedyburp
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Brother SpeedyBurp;
You claim you are an atheist buy you don't want anal sex.
In your first sentence you have proven yourself to be a liar. If Jesus came up to you and said I believe in everything that is good in the world and then raped you anally up against a wall would you still believe him?
No, of course you wouldn't. But the "eyes wide open" feeling you would feel as He entered you would change your mind forever.
Brother SpeedyCum; you have been led down the garden path. How can you say that when the first words in the Bible say "In the begininning, God created everything". Now how could you and I be sitting here talking if God did not create everything? Do you have a book that says God didn't create everything?
My brother; Mr. SpeedySpooge, please listen. We are only here to help and set you on the path to Glory.
I love you, the members love you... and we even love that skinny tatooed girlfriend you have. She will definitely need some one on one counselling with the Pastors while you clean up swine manure in the stables to teach you discipline and patience.
Good luck my Brother. What was your girlfriends name again?
YIC
Deaner
) thinks you're an idiot.


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