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    Why us black folk love us some watermelon

    Many people don't realize that it ain't no stereotype: we love us some watermelon. Why is this?

    It is because watermelon an afro-desiac and this is how we make babies.

    When you go to a black "church" you will see that the nigra preachers eat about 10 watermelons before they sermon and then afterwards in the parking lot you know what happens after all the hip shaking and jiving that they do.

    Not much later another little niglet criminal born and don't know body know who the father is axept the preacher who make the baby.

    And this is why we can't handle freedom, but need to return to Godly Slavery.

    http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/
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    Re: Why us black folk love us some watermelon

    Dear Friend,

    Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
    It is because watermelon an afro-desiac and this is how we make babies.
    I'm rather glad I missed that afternoon in health class.

    Yours in Him,
    bab

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    • #3
      Re: Why us black folk love us some watermelon

      Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
      blah blah blah
      Can you explain what any of this has to do with Jesus?

      Please back up your statements with Scripture.

      Thank you.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #4
        Re: Why us black folk love us some watermelon

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Can you explain what any of this has to do with Jesus?

        Please back up your statements with Scripture.

        Thank you.
        Don't be too hard on the thing, you know negros and negresses have only watermelon on their minds.
        It's something taught from the time their mammies slosh the whelp out, nappy hair and all.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #5
          Re: Why us black folk love us some watermelon

          I'm getting hungry now.....dayumn.
          http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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          • #6
            Re: Why us black folk love us some watermelon

            You coons are good at it too. I'll give you that.

            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Why us black folk love us some watermelon

              Is anybody here a true believer here!
              For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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              • #8
                Re: Why us black folk love us some watermelon

                Originally posted by bookends12 View Post
                Is anybody here a true believer here!
                Every person who is a True Christin(tm) friend!
                How about you read the forum rules and suggestions and make an introduction thread instead of simply blaring out loud in other peoples conversations.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Why us black folk love us some watermelon

                  Originally posted by bookends12 View Post
                  Is anybody here a true believer here!
                  Of course, but what does that have to do with watermelons?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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