Can you eat Balaam's Ass?

[LaQrundrellia]

The other day I was getting hay for my donkey and it said, "LaQrundrellia, you needs to be tithin more, girl! 10% for God ain't no bling."

I got down on my hands and knees and prayed to God for the miracle and revelation.

I still want to eat this beast cuz its all I got to eat, and I fast every other day.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Can you eat Balaam's Ass?

The other day I was getting hay for my donkey and it said, "LaQrundrellia, you needs to be tithin more, girl! 10% for God ain't no bling."

I got down on my hands and knees and prayed to God for the miracle and revelation.

I still want to eat this beast cuz its all I got to eat, and I fast every other day.

Why don't you sell your ass, and use the money to buy food?

That way, your donkey can provide revelations to others as well.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Can you eat Balaam's Ass?

I ate ass in Japan a few times. It's not bad with a tossed salad.

[Deaner]

Re: Can you eat Balaam's Ass?

I don't know if I could eat ass. I've heard it's been done but I never really understood.

Do you start at the thighs and then eat the ass; or just eat the ass the way it is?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Can you eat Balaam's Ass?

Eating ass would not be my first choice: I can't imagine it is better than a nice warm pie that has been left to air for while.

[Deaner]

Re: Can you eat Balaam's Ass?

Eating ass would not be my first choice: I can't imagine it is better than a nice warm pie that has been left to air for while.

Can you put it on a bun?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Can you eat Balaam's Ass?

Can you put it on a bun?

I'm trying to think how that could work but, wouldn't the bun get all soggy?

[Deaner]

Re: Can you eat Balaam's Ass?

I'm trying to think how that could work but, wouldn't the bun get all soggy?

True. Might depend on the toppings.

Give me a second to think about it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Can you eat Balaam's Ass?

True. Might depend on the toppings.

Give me a second to think about it.

Maybe a nice white sauce would reduce the gamey flavor . . . but I still think she should at least check the going price for an ass like hers before making a decision.

Who knows, maybe she could just rent it out by the hour? I'm sure there are plenty of neighbors lugging their belongings to and fro who would be happy to drop their load on her ass instead of bearing it alone.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Can you eat Balaam's Ass?

There's no way a woman can eat her own ass by herself. It takes a real man to eat an ass.

[Deaner]

Re: Can you eat Balaam's Ass?

Who knows, maybe she could just rent it out by the hour? I'm sure there are plenty of neighbors lugging their belongings to and fro who would be happy to drop their load on her ass instead of bearing it alone.

Aww shit Rev.; I was eating dinner.

But that would make for an interesting discussion.

[LaQrundrellia]

Re: Can you eat Balaam's Ass?

I will either sell my ass on ebay to the highest bidder, or I will donate my talking ass to The LORD, a.k.a. Landover Baptist Church if you'll wants it.

Plus if ass tax depuctacel send me over one of your joo accountants so I can get me paid off my income tax return. I mean, an ass like mine won't get much money on ebay anyhow.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Can you eat Balaam's Ass?

I will either sell my ass on ebay to the highest bidder, or I will donate my talking ass to The LORD, a.k.a. Landover Baptist Church if you'll wants it.

Plus if ass tax depuctacel send me over one of your joo accountants so I can get me paid off my income tax return. I mean, an ass like mine won't get much money on ebay anyhow.

I don't think anyone here is particularly interested in your worn-out ass. Any luck with eBay?

[LaQrundrellia]

Re: Can you eat Balaam's Ass?

I put it in but aint got no money from it, but i guess its because them joos run Ebay.