[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Dinosaurs.

I think he's referring to the bones that scientists are finding that don't belong to alligators, or any known living animal when he says "Dinosaur". Assuming that this is the case, then I would guess that they are the remains of demons that the Lord smote with his own hand as I stated before.

WHAT DID I JUST FREAKING SAY!?!?!?! I never mentioned any mystery bones!!! LISTEN UP, DORK!!!!


Alligators ARE just as much a dinosaur as a Tyranosaurus Rex!!!



SO JUST FORGET THIS STUPID IDEA THAT ALL GOD'S CREATURES WERE NOT CREATED AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

[Magikarp]

Re: Dinosaurs.

So then you can believe that there have been worse characters on this forum then?

Yea, now that I think about it, there have been some that were worse than him, but very few.

[madguitarist]

Re: Dinosaurs.

Well there was this one guy who had an obession with Pasta' Gar-Gralo, where he made multiple accounts to annoy and pester them. Although he kinda did it for a stupid cause-saying that Gar-gralo is a liar, Gar-gralo is dead, etc. etc.

So then you can believe that there have been worse characters on this forum then?

[Magikarp]

Re: Dinosaurs.

It doesn't surprise me in the least. I've seen a lot of the old threads, and I can honestly say that it is truth. Pastor Zeke wouldn't lie to you. Sperman will likely not ever fit into that category. The best he'll ever accomplish, is the title of minor annoyance. He lacks the intellect to have a severe impact on the True Christian members of the forum. He's already proven this in spades. It's just sad to know that he came here for all the wrong reasons. I hope he'll get right, and I'll pray for it to be so.

Well there was this one guy who had an obession with Pasta' Gar-Gralo, where he made multiple accounts to annoy and pester them. Although he kinda did it for a stupid cause-saying that Gar-gralo is a liar, Gar-gralo is dead, etc. etc.

[madguitarist]

Re: Dinosaurs.

And I still can't belive Zekey told me there's been worse than him here before.

It doesn't surprise me in the least. I've seen a lot of the old threads, and I can honestly say that it is truth. Pastor Zeke wouldn't lie to you. Sperman will likely not ever fit into that category. The best he'll ever accomplish, is the title of minor annoyance. He lacks the intellect to have a severe impact on the True Christian members of the forum. He's already proven this in spades. It's just sad to know that he came here for all the wrong reasons. I hope he'll get right, and I'll pray for it to be so.

[Magikarp]

Re: Dinosaurs.

And I still can't belive Zekey told me there's been worse than him here before.

[madguitarist]

Re: Dinosaurs.

huh??? Smote? Is that even a word? Don ya mean 'smoked'?

Yea, tha Lord 'smoked' Dino-bones lik a big cee-gar!

Hey, *edited to keep my own post clean*! Bet u do a lil' smokin urself, huh? Tho' ah bet the only think u lik smokin' is the meat-trum-bone!

Smote, is the past tense of smite. To smite, is to lay a beating on or kill. Here's the correct definition straight from Dictionary.com Note example numbers 1 and 5.
smite Audio Help/smaɪt/Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[smahyt]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciationverb, smote or (Obsolete) smit; smit·ten or smit; smit·ing. –verb (used with object) 1.to strike or hit hard, with or as with the hand, a stick, or other weapon: She smote him on the back with her umbrella. 2.to deliver or deal (a blow, hit, etc.) by striking hard. 3.to strike down, injure, or slay: His sword had smitten thousands. 4.to afflict or attack with deadly or disastrous effect: smitten by polio. 5.to affect mentally or morally with a sudden pang: His conscience smote him. 6.to affect suddenly and strongly with a specified feeling: They were smitten with terror. 7.to impress favorably; charm; enamor: He was smitten by her charms. –verb (used without object) 8.to strike; deal a blow. —Idiom 9.smite hip and thigh. hip1 (def. 9).
[Origin: bef. 900; ME smiten, OE smītan; c. G schmeissen to throw, D smijten]

—Related forms smiter, noun

—Synonyms 1. knock, cuff, buffet, slap.

I know that your family and education system have failed you, and so I forgive you for your ignorance.

[Magikarp]

Re: Dinosaurs.

Huh??? Smote? Is that even a word? Don't you mean 'smoked'?

Yeah, the Lord 'smoked' dinosaur bones like a big cigar!

Hey, asshat! I bet you do a little smoking yourself, huh? Though I bet the only think you like smoking is the meat-trum-bone!

Fixed as best I could. You really should stop inhaling krypton, Chucklegirl!

[Sperman]

Re: Dinosaurs.

I would guess that they are the remains of demons that the Lord smote with his own hand as I stated before.

huh??? Smote? Is that even a word? Don ya mean 'smoked'?

Yea, tha Lord 'smoked' Dino-bones lik a big cee-gar!

Hey, asshat! Bet u do a lil' smokin urself, huh? Tho' ah bet the only think u lik smokin' is the meat-trum-bone!

[madguitarist]

Re: Dinosaurs.

You immoral atheist pig headed bastards need to really start listening to Mr. Lionel Luther here. He is on to something.

LISTEN UP!!! Alligators ARE dinosaurs!!!!

Did they "evolve" into chickens?




HELL NO!!!

I think he's referring to the bones that scientists are finding that don't belong to alligators, or any known living animal when he says "Dinosaur". Assuming that this is the case, then I would guess that they are the remains of demons that the Lord smote with his own hand as I stated before.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Dinosaurs.

Will We Ever See a Live Dinosaur?

The answer is probably not … but, then again? There are some scientists who believe a few dinosaurs may have survived in remote jungles.

You immoral atheist pig headed bastards need to really start listening to Mr. Lionel Luther here. He is on to something.

LISTEN UP!!! Alligators ARE dinosaurs!!!!

Did they "evolve" into chickens?




HELL NO!!!

[madguitarist]

Re: Dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs, were animals that didn't make it onto the Ark, because God didn't want them there. Clearly if he didn't want them on the Ark, then they must have been demons of some sort.

[the dud]

Re: Dinosaurs.

"Heathens" don't believe the bible, so you can't convince them with it.

It's strange that there actually are people who believe the bible.

[Peter]

Re: Dinosaurs.

Curious, your heart is in the right place this time, but you need to back that sort of statement up with some verses from the Bible if you want to convince the heathens who visit our Godly Forums. But, for a declared agnostic, I suppose you are making a good start of it.

"Heathens" don't believe the bible, so you can't convince them with it.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Dinosaurs.

Youse all delusional bastards! the earth is millions of years old

The language of the gutter will not impress anyone here. You foreigners have probably never had the benefit of the King James V Bible (1611) written in American and thus cannot be expected to know anything about the Truth of God's Word and thus even less about Creation.

As long ago as the 17th century, the age of the earth was firmly established, even down to the date, day and time.