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  • Sperman
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2008
    • 31

    #16
    Re: Dinosaurs.

    Originally posted by madguitarist View Post
    I would guess that they are the remains of demons that the Lord smote with his own hand as I stated before.
    huh??? Smote? Is that even a word? Don ya mean 'smoked'?

    Yea, tha Lord 'smoked' Dino-bones lik a big cee-gar!

    Hey, asshat! Bet u do a lil' smokin urself, huh? Tho' ah bet the only think u lik smokin' is the meat-trum-bone!

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    • Magikarp
      hateful Danish communis
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 266

      #17
      Re: Dinosaurs.

      Originally posted by Sperman View Post
      Huh??? Smote? Is that even a word? Don't you mean 'smoked'?

      Yeah, the Lord 'smoked' dinosaur bones like a big cigar!

      Hey, asshat! I bet you do a little smoking yourself, huh? Though I bet the only think you like smoking is the meat-trum-bone!
      Fixed as best I could. You really should stop inhaling krypton, Chucklegirl!
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • madguitarist
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2008
        • 51

        #18
        Re: Dinosaurs.

        Originally posted by Sperman View Post
        huh??? Smote? Is that even a word? Don ya mean 'smoked'?

        Yea, tha Lord 'smoked' Dino-bones lik a big cee-gar!

        Hey, *edited to keep my own post clean*! Bet u do a lil' smokin urself, huh? Tho' ah bet the only think u lik smokin' is the meat-trum-bone!
        Smote, is the past tense of smite. To smite, is to lay a beating on or kill. Here's the correct definition straight from Dictionary.com Note example numbers 1 and 5.
        smite Audio Help/smaɪt/Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[smahyt]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciationverb, smote or (Obsolete) smit; smit·ten or smit; smit·ing. –verb (used with object) 1.to strike or hit hard, with or as with the hand, a stick, or other weapon: She smote him on the back with her umbrella. 2.to deliver or deal (a blow, hit, etc.) by striking hard. 3.to strike down, injure, or slay: His sword had smitten thousands. 4.to afflict or attack with deadly or disastrous effect: smitten by polio. 5.to affect mentally or morally with a sudden pang: His conscience smote him. 6.to affect suddenly and strongly with a specified feeling: They were smitten with terror. 7.to impress favorably; charm; enamor: He was smitten by her charms. –verb (used without object) 8.to strike; deal a blow. —Idiom 9.smite hip and thigh. hip1 (def. 9).
        [Origin: bef. 900; ME smiten, OE smītan; c. G schmeissen to throw, D smijten]

        —Related forms smiter, noun

        —Synonyms 1. knock, cuff, buffet, slap.

        I know that your family and education system have failed you, and so I forgive you for your ignorance.
        Make a joyful noise unto the Lord...not a pitch perfect, melodic, musically correct noise...just joyful.

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        • Magikarp
          hateful Danish communis
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2008
          • 266

          #19
          Re: Dinosaurs.

          And I still can't belive Zekey told me there's been worse than him here before.
          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • madguitarist
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2008
            • 51

            #20
            Re: Dinosaurs.

            Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
            And I still can't belive Zekey told me there's been worse than him here before.
            It doesn't surprise me in the least. I've seen a lot of the old threads, and I can honestly say that it is truth. Pastor Zeke wouldn't lie to you. Sperman will likely not ever fit into that category. The best he'll ever accomplish, is the title of minor annoyance. He lacks the intellect to have a severe impact on the True Christian members of the forum. He's already proven this in spades. It's just sad to know that he came here for all the wrong reasons. I hope he'll get right, and I'll pray for it to be so.
            Make a joyful noise unto the Lord...not a pitch perfect, melodic, musically correct noise...just joyful.

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            • Magikarp
              hateful Danish communis
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2008
              • 266

              #21
              Re: Dinosaurs.

              Originally posted by madguitarist View Post
              It doesn't surprise me in the least. I've seen a lot of the old threads, and I can honestly say that it is truth. Pastor Zeke wouldn't lie to you. Sperman will likely not ever fit into that category. The best he'll ever accomplish, is the title of minor annoyance. He lacks the intellect to have a severe impact on the True Christian members of the forum. He's already proven this in spades. It's just sad to know that he came here for all the wrong reasons. I hope he'll get right, and I'll pray for it to be so.
              Well there was this one guy who had an obession with Pasta' Gar-Gralo, where he made multiple accounts to annoy and pester them. Although he kinda did it for a stupid cause-saying that Gar-gralo is a liar, Gar-gralo is dead, etc. etc.
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • madguitarist
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2008
                • 51

                #22
                Re: Dinosaurs.

                Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
                Well there was this one guy who had an obession with Pasta' Gar-Gralo, where he made multiple accounts to annoy and pester them. Although he kinda did it for a stupid cause-saying that Gar-gralo is a liar, Gar-gralo is dead, etc. etc.
                So then you can believe that there have been worse characters on this forum then?
                Make a joyful noise unto the Lord...not a pitch perfect, melodic, musically correct noise...just joyful.

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                • Magikarp
                  hateful Danish communis
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 266

                  #23
                  Re: Dinosaurs.

                  Originally posted by madguitarist View Post
                  So then you can believe that there have been worse characters on this forum then?
                  Yea, now that I think about it, there have been some that were worse than him, but very few.
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Vayhr of the Warhost
                    Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 347

                    #24
                    Re: Dinosaurs.

                    Originally posted by madguitarist View Post
                    I think he's referring to the bones that scientists are finding that don't belong to alligators, or any known living animal when he says "Dinosaur". Assuming that this is the case, then I would guess that they are the remains of demons that the Lord smote with his own hand as I stated before.
                    WHAT DID I JUST FREAKING SAY!?!?!?! I never mentioned any mystery bones!!! LISTEN UP, DORK!!!!


                    Alligators ARE just as much a dinosaur as a Tyranosaurus Rex!!!



                    SO JUST FORGET THIS STUPID IDEA THAT ALL GOD'S CREATURES WERE NOT CREATED AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

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                    • WickedWitch
                      Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                      CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1366

                      #25
                      Re: Dinosaurs.

                      Holy crap, Vayhr, stop yelling; and just look at all those superfluous punctuation marks! I mean, what the hell, dude? Just bring it down a bit, okay? No need to shout.





                      But my posting is obnoxious.
                      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                      • Magikarp
                        hateful Danish communis
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 266

                        #26
                        Re: Dinosaurs.

                        And to think I agreed with a TC that he was a pasty-faced geek!

                        Hey, Mr. Vahyr.... Over here....

                        Can you hear me now? Good...

                        STOP SCREAMING SO MUCH! AAAARGH! IT'S ANNOYING AND DOSEN'T CONTRIBUTE TO ANYTHING EXCEPT PROVING MRS. PHELPS RIGHT! WRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
                        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                        • Magikarp
                          hateful Danish communis
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 266

                          #27
                          Re: Dinosaurs.

                          Sorry about that outburst y'all. I just needed to talk REALLY REALLY LOUDLY so Mr. FantasyRPG could understand in his own crazy dialect.
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • WickedWitch
                            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 1366

                            #28
                            Re: Dinosaurs.

                            Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
                            Sorry about that outburst y'all. I just needed to talk REALLY REALLY LOUDLY so Mr. FantasyRPG could understand in his own crazy dialect.
                            *Cackles* I knew there was a reason I liked you!
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                            • Ahimaaz Smith
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 2549

                              #29
                              Re: Dinosaurs.

                              Lots of folks in this thread want to get banned, I see.

                              Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                              • Magikarp
                                hateful Danish communis
                                Forum Member
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 266

                                #30
                                Re: Dinosaurs.

                                Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
                                Lots of folks in this thread want to get banned, I see.
                                Nah, I was just tired of that WoW nerd posting in an unnecessary size-7 font.

                                I just yelled back because it pisses me off when people knowingly make a mockery of the English language. Like Mr. I-have-dyslexia-and-feel-the-need-to-post-in-size-7-font over there.
                                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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