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  • Unicorns are real! Even the japs admits it

    Korean news agency say they have 'recently reconfirmed' the lair of one of the unicorns ridden by the ancient King Tongmyong


    Unicorn lair 'discovered' in North Korea
    Korean news agency say they have 'recently reconfirmed' the lair of one of the unicorns ridden by the ancient King Tongmyong

    The unicorn was said to have been ridden by the ancient Korean King Tongmyong, founder of a kingdom which ruled parts of China and the Korean peninsula. Alamy
    Normally, North Korea's official state news agency is the place to go for reports ranging from the reclusive totalitarian state's unparalleled scientific achievements to the limitless love which its inhabitants reserve for their successive leaders.

    Yet in what appears to be a genuine world exclusive, the inimitable Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has now broken the incredible news that archaeologists in Pyongyang have discovered a unicorn's lair.

    Or rather, the report says that they have "recently reconfirmed" the lair of one of the unicorns ridden by the ancient Korean King Tongmyong, founder of a kingdom which ruled parts of China and the Korean peninsula from the the 3rd century BC to 7th century AD.

    The KCNA goes on to state that the location happens to be 200 metres from a temple in the North Korean capital, adding: "A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair."

    "The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392)," says the report.

    Archaeologists from the Academy of Social Sciences at North Korea's History Institute were credited with making the discovery.

    The news story comes days after eyebrows were raised by another news story relating to the state officially known as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK).

    On that occasion, it was the online version of China's Communist party newspaper which hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un as the sexiest man alive – not realising it was satire.
    How are the atheists going to deny it now, when even their commie Jap allies confirms that unicorns are real?

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    Re: Unicorns are real! Even the japs admits it

    While Unicorns are mentioned in the bible several times, im highly skeptical that these creatures would appear in a godless, heathen, wasteland like North Korea. Don't forget that slant-eyes can't see very well. In fact you can take your forefingers and pull your eyelids close together, thats how these people see, not to mention that they are starving and likely hallucinating.

    I mean these idiots actually believe that their leader "Kim Il Sung" died, rose to heaven and continues to watch over them. Then on top of that they idolize his son as god on earth! Imagine how STUPID these people have to be!


    in closing, god doesnt send Unicorns to countries with a bunch of ungodly commies.

    YIC, Harold Law
    Ephesians 5:22-24
    22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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