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  • Obama Gives I-Pads to Monkeys

    If THIS isn't proof positive that the evilutionists are trying to turn us all into monkeys, then I don't know what is. Can you imagine? Giving I-Pad computers to a damned stinking ape? I wouldn't even give one to my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy!

    I find it very interesting that Obama has chosen to give computers to monkeys. I guess since they're cousins....

    Orangutans get iPads in 'Apps for Apes' program

    Orangutans at the Smithsonian's National Zoo are now using iPad apps to keep occupied.



    "It's about changing up the day-to-day lives of our animals," Becky Malinsky, a keeper at the zoo, said in a statement. "We already vary their food, toys and social interactions every day, but the iPad offers another way to engage their sight, touch and hearing."

    So far, the apes are using 10 different apps, including cognitive games, drawing programs and ones that feature virtual musical instruments. According to their keepers, some of the orangutans are already showing their preferences — 36-year-old Bonnie likes to hit the drums, 16-year-old Kyle likes to play the piano, and 25-year-old Iris likes watching animated fish swim in a virtual koi pond on the screen.

    The iPads were made available through Apps for Apes, an initiative from the conservation organization Orangutan Outreach, which has already provided tablet devices for the intelligent primates in 12 other zoos, including zoos in Houston, Atlanta, Toronto, Utah and Milwaukee.

    "Primarily, we want the Apps for Apes program to help people understand why we need to protect wild orangutans from extinction," Richard Zimmerman, founding director of Orangutan Outreach, said in a statement. "We do that when we show zoo visitors how similar humans and apes are, be it through observation, talking with wildlife experts or seeing the apes use the same technology we use every day."

    Orangutans are among humans' closest living relatives, and there are only a few tens of thousands of them currently left in the wild. They are found in the Sumatran rain forests, where they are critically endangered, and the Borneo rain forests, where they are endangered.
    See that!? Did you see what they tried to do right there? Trying to pass off their radical anti-Christian agenda by claiming that monkeys are "among humans' closest living relatives" all the time. Well I've got news for you Darwinistas: My grandpa was not a damned gorilla!
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    Re: Obama Gives I-Pads to Monkeys

    Well that explains some of the "people" who have been posting the last little while.
    Drama queen

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    • #3
      Re: Obama Gives I-Pads to Monkeys

      where in this video did they acuse your grand father of being an ape?

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        Re: Obama Gives I-Pads to Monkeys

        Originally posted by godhatingnigress View Post
        where in this video did they acuse your grand father of being an ape?
        It wasn't in the video directly. It was by implication. The evilutionist camp are always claiming that our relatives are monkeys!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: Obama Gives I-Pads to Monkeys

          What's next? I've been drinking with my buddy Bob. Orangutans are going to want free tuition, free Wi-Fi, driver's licenses, and the Democrats are going to try to register them to vote.

          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • #6
            Re: Obama Gives I-Pads to Monkeys

            You're just a racist. Off course your grandad wasnt an ape you dumb *** potty-language removed *** , they're talking quite afew thousand years ago. There is cold hard facts behind this, compared to your *** potty-language removed *** religion. You're a homosexual and should marry satan
            Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 03-18-2013, 08:35 PM. Reason: Removed potty language.

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              Re: Obama Gives I-Pads to Monkeys

              Originally posted by NiggaG View Post
              You're just a racist. Off course your grandad wasnt an ape you dumb *** potty-language removed *** , they're talking quite afew thousand years ago. There is cold hard facts behind this, compared to your *** potty-language removed *** religion. You're a homosexual and should marry satan
              Watch the potty-language, boy.

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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              • #8
                Re: Obama Gives I-Pads to Monkeys

                Originally posted by NiggaG View Post
                You're just a racist...
                Have you ever read the Bible, and what it says about the origin of the (so-called) races?

                ...Off course your grandad wasnt an ape...they're talking quite afew thousand years ago...
                4 million (latest estimate I've heard for the split between humans and non-human primates) is a bit more than "a few thousand".

                ...You're a homosexual and should marry satan...
                Justify your hatred for homosexuals WITHOUT USING THE BIBLE. Go ahead. This should be funny.

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                • #9
                  Re: Obama Gives I-Pads to Monkeys

                  Originally posted by NiggaG View Post
                  You're just a racist. Off course your grandad wasnt an ape you dumb *** potty-language removed *** , they're talking quite afew thousand years ago. There is cold hard facts behind this, compared to your *** potty-language removed *** religion. You're a homosexual and should marry satan
                  Is this one of the apes that was given an iPad?

                  Are they allowed to vote for Obama on those things?
                  Drama queen

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                  • #10
                    Re: Obama Gives I-Pads to Monkeys

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    Is this one of the apes that was given an iPad?

                    Are they allowed to vote for Obama on those things?
                    I'm sure if there is a way then Uncle Barry and the demoNcrats will find it. I'm thinking we'll probably find out that these free I-Pads were supposed to go to the illegal Messicans that jumped the boarders and voted for the HNIC last November--unfortunately, with all the lazy affirmative action appointed nigra mailmen working at the government's post-office confusion with shipping addresses is the norm.

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