Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

[Satin666]

Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

I see.
I take it you remember the day 'it happened'?

No, science help support my claims.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

No, Dinosaurs were killed before humans came on this planet, evolution happened!

I see.
I take it you remember the day 'it happened'?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

No, Dinosaurs were killed before humans came on this planet, evolution happened!

Did the average IQ in here just plummet? Seems that way to me.

[Satin666]

Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

No, Dinosaurs were killed before humans came on this planet, evolution happened!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

Even ducks. We had a pair of gay mallards come to our pond a few seasons ago...it was bonechilling what the boys and I witnessed that day. I don't know if ducks are becoming extinct due to their faggotry, but taking no chances, I sent them to hell with the shotgun.

Good move, Brother Hammer. Good move.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

I have another line of evidence that supports this hypothesis: today there are many animal species that have homosexuals, and - surprise, surprise - they are also on the list of endangered species. Examples: lions, gorillas, bonobos (variety of chimps), dolphins, killer whales... Clearly, God wants them to go extinct, because they are an abomination!

Even ducks. We had a pair of gay mallards come to our pond a few seasons ago...it was bonechilling what the boys and I witnessed that day. I don't know if ducks are becoming extinct due to their faggotry, but taking no chances, I sent them to hell with the shotgun.

[Basilissa]

Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

I have another line of evidence that supports this hypothesis: today there are many animal species that have homosexuals, and - surprise, surprise - they are also on the list of endangered species. Examples: lions, gorillas, bonobos (variety of chimps), dolphins, killer whales... Clearly, God wants them to go extinct, because they are an abomination!

[Paragon of virtue]

Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs?

Again, we are clearly postulating and creating this theory, if you will, from pure conjecture, but could it be that some dinosaurs, I would hope the steadfast and conservative ankylosaurus for one, fought the good fight against homers like the flaming compsognathus and that Jurassic transgender the allosaurus? I hope so. Anklosauruses were cool they had that club on their tail that said, "Go ahead and try something funny faggot!!" then he would smash their skulls in.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Did homosexuality kill of the dinosaurs?

I know very little about this but there may be hints that you could be correct. The dinosaur did seem to make quite a fuss about it's tallywacker area, just like human homos do.

Job 40:15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.


'Stones' is God's word for testicles,

Leviticus 21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;


I wonder if 'the sinews of his stones are wrapped together' could be referring to a pouch? It's a thought.


YIC


Jack

[lukasekman]

★ In the Bible, dinosaurs are Serpents and Behemoths, who do not submit to God's grace
★ The serpent if s symbol of sexual deviancy and satanism, particularly radical homosexuality.
★ Reproduction is impossible through homosexual sex acts.
★ Many homosexuals, including John Wayne Gacy, have been serial killers.
★ Much like today's serial killer homosexuals, dinosaurs lived a life of violence and sodomy.
★ Fueled by satanism, violence and sodomy, dinosaurs have little chance to survive as a species.

Plain and simple. Any attempts to put homosexuality out of the equation yields weird results, like a huge six mile wide asteroid impacted 65 million years ago. This is similar to how you get weird results (as insanely large numbers) in mathematics if you divide anything by zero (which is a sign that you did something wrong).