[LyingDingDong]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

You can't lose what you never had.

However, you made a promise, and have now forsaken it. That, sir, is lying.

My definition of consumption exists in the dictionary that you provided. My definition is not obsolete among soceity. I don't see where I lied.

But, hypothetically, let's speak as though I did lie. I have no question that you fully comprehended my promise the first time you set your eyes on. However, you manipulated the situation for your favor and gain. I believe that your God would not be pleased for such immoral deceptioin.

[JennyD]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

I did not lie, therefore I have lost no integrity.

You can't lose what you never had.

However, you made a promise, and have now forsaken it. That, sir, is lying.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

I did not lie, therefore I have lost no integrity.

[JennyD]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

I was being all truthful, you (plural) are too blind to realize that consumption is exactly the word I meant.

Consumption - the act of consuming.

Consume - to take in as food; eat or drink up

You have taken in DHMO as food or drink, thus you have consumed DHMO. I win.

No, you lose. The definition you claim to have intended is the third, not the first or even the second. The definition we stand by in this instance is the first, or PRIMARY, definition of "consume".

Pay up, LyingBlying, and next time, use a dictionary.

We are not mind readers at Landover Baptist Church. We can only go by what you've written. If you, as you claim, misspeak, then the burden is upon you to accept the consequences of your incompetence.

Of course, being the amoral atheist that you are, I realize that any form of decency or integrity is far too much to expect.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/consume

Main Entry: con·sume Pronunciation: \kən-ˈsüm\ Function: verb Inflected Form(s): con·sumed; con·sum·ing Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French or Latin; Middle French consumer, from Latin consumere, from com- + sumere to take up, take, from sub- up + emere to take — more at sub-, redeem Date: 14th century transitive verb

1: to do away with completely : destroy <fire consumed several buildings>

2 a: to spend wastefully : squander b: use up <writing consumed much of his time>

3 a: to eat or drink especially in great quantity <consumed several bags of pretzels> b: to enjoy avidly : devour <mysteries, which she consumes for fun — E. R. Lipson>

4: to engage fully : engross <consumed with curiosity>

5: to utilize as a customer <consume goods and services>

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

I was being all truthful, you (plural) are too blind to realize that consumption is exactly the word I meant.

Consumption - the act of consuming.

Consume - to take in as food; eat or drink up

You have taken in DHMO as food or drink, thus you have consumed DHMO. I win.

[JennyD]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Consumption has many different definitions so I should have been more clear. By consumption, I meant ingesting any DHMO molecule. Because you just admitted that you have ingested the chemical compound DHMO, I do not have to donate.

Pastors, here we see one more example of the complete lack of ethics present in the atheist.

Instead of living up to his obligation, this boy, though claiming his intellectual and moral superiority over we Christians, demonstrates his complete lack of morals by abandoning his commitment.

This is why many (but not nearly enough) states do not allow atheists to testify under oath. Because they are all liars!

Yes, this is proof that all morality and ethics come only from God. If this is not a reason to appoint only True Christians(tm) to the Supreme Court, and only allow them in elected offices, I don't know what is!

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Consumption has many different definitions so I should have been more clear. By consumption, I meant ingesting any DHMO molecule. Because you just admitted that you have ingested the chemical compound DHMO, I do not have to donate.

Ingestion is very different to consumption, heathen, I am sorry, but you have been pwned by a woman, nevertheless! Time to get right with Jesus and

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Consumption has many different definitions so I should have been more clear. By consumption, I meant ingesting any DHMO molecule. Because you just admitted that you have ingested the chemical compound DHMO, I do not have to donate.

That wasn't the deal! Don't welsh on the bet, heathen! Pay up!! You promised God!

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Since the UN has put DHMO in everything and released minute quantities into the atmosphere, it is impossible for me to avoid ingesting some DHMO.

However, since your "scientists" claim that matter is neither created nor destroyed, and since they also claim that human "cellular metabolism" recombines so-called "molecules" resulting in a net increase in DHMO, I can guarantee that, according to "science", I will live my entire life without "consuming" any DHMO whatsoever.

PAY UP, Buddy Boy!

Consumption has many different definitions so I should have been more clear. By consumption, I meant ingesting any DHMO molecule. Because you just admitted that you have ingested the chemical compound DHMO, I do not have to donate.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Since the UN has put DHMO in everything and released minute quantities into the atmosphere, it is impossible for me to avoid ingesting some DHMO.

However, since your "scientists" claim that matter is neither created nor destroyed, and since they also claim that human "cellular metabolism" recombines so-called "molecules" resulting in a net increase in DHMO, I can guarantee that, according to "science", I will live my entire life without "consuming" any DHMO whatsoever.

PAY UP, Buddy Boy!

That's good enough for me. Pay up, pal.

[JennyD]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

I will hold my end of the bargain if I have proof that JennyD went for an entire week with consuming any DHMO.

Since the UN has put DHMO in everything and released minute quantities into the atmosphere, it is impossible for me to avoid ingesting some DHMO.

However, since your "scientists" claim that matter is neither created nor destroyed, and since they also claim that human "cellular metabolism" recombines so-called "molecules" resulting in a net increase in DHMO, I can guarantee that, according to "science", I will live my entire life without "consuming" any DHMO whatsoever.

PAY UP, Buddy Boy!

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Godd deal. Just click on that shint Paypal button at the bottom of this page. 10K won't get you admitted to any services in Freehold, but we will send you a box of assorted Chick Tracts to show our appreciation.

Don't be an indian-giver. A promise is a promise.

I will hold my end of the bargain if I have proof that JennyD went for an entire week with consuming any DHMO.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Okay. How about this: I will donate all the money I have - over 10 grand - and all the money I will be making at my summer job, which ironically will be teaching children science; my first lecture will be the different names of water.

Godd deal. Just click on that shint Paypal button at the bottom of this page. 10K won't get you admitted to any services in Freehold, but we will send you a box of assorted Chick Tracts to show our appreciation.

Don't be an indian-giver. A promise is a promise.

[LyingDingDong]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Seeing as how your cash flow is entirely consumed by such mundane matters as how you are going to afford the latest Nintendo game and obtaining the latest piercing and tattoos, you are in no position to put that kind of wager in escrow. Not to mention that your entire net worth could not afford it.

Okay. How about this: I will donate all the money I have - over 10 grand - and all the money I will be making at my summer job, which ironically will be teaching children science; my first lecture will be the different names of water.

Scientists have been working diligently to come up with warning labels for DHMO, as well as a variety of other products that people come into daily contact with.

First off, you don't trust scientists so don't selectively choose them at your will. You're either on their side or not. Second, most of the facts stated - as true as they may be - are properties that all matter exhibits, moreover it deals specifically with the building blocks of matter, electrons, protons, and neutrons.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

If you go one week without consuming any DHMO, I'll donate $100,000 to the Landover Baptist Church.

Seeing as how your cash flow is entirely consumed by such mundane matters as how you are going to afford the latest Nintendo game and obtaining the latest piercing and tattoos, you are in no position to put that kind of wager in escrow. Not to mention that your entire net worth could not afford it.

Scientists have been working diligently to come up with warning labels for DHMO, as well as a variety of other products that people come into daily contact with.

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