[LyingDingDong]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

I think SnittyDork's insistence that DHMO is harmless is just one more example of the vast left-wing conspiracy trying to contaminate True Christians™ with witchcraft, homersexuality, Catholicism, and all the other horrible things associated with DHMO. They call it "being open-minded".

If we give them an inch, they'll take a mile!

If you go one week without consuming any DHMO, I'll donate $100,000 to the Landover Baptist Church.

[JennyD]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

I think SnittyDork's insistence that DHMO is harmless is just one more example of the vast left-wing conspiracy trying to contaminate True Christians™ with witchcraft, homersexuality, Catholicism, and all the other horrible things associated with DHMO. They call it "being open-minded".

If we give them an inch, they'll take a mile!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

I heard that Dihydrogen Monoxide was a necessary adjunct in the manufacture of Crystal Meth, so we banned it here in Libertydale. The Libertydale Police caught some guy trying to deliver a whole truckload of it. His manifest said he was delivering it to Walmart, but after two hours of waterboarding he confessed that it was going to a crystal meth lab up in the hills.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

HRC? As in Hillary Clinton. So that means you are a conservative after all?

HRC as in Human Rights Campaign.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Me, send money to LBC? Not in this lifetime.

I'll donate to the non-profits I support - HRC, NPR, ASPCA, for example.

HRC? As in Hillary Clinton. So that means you are a conservative after all?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Try it, you'll be pleasantly surprised!

Me, send money to LBC? Not in this lifetime.

I'll donate to the non-profits I support - HRC, NPR, ASPCA, for example.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Sounds like a scam to me.

Try it, you'll be pleasantly surprised!

[snottyduck]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

No, I didn't realize that. Are you saying that if we start burning a few copies of this "Merck Index", then rubber condoms, blow-up dolls and Bill Clinton's teeth will start disappearing?

I don't think so, these things are well know in the present day. But Clinton's teeth could if you knock them out (or if those are cheap Chinese plastic teeth that are toxic he well live not that long).

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Sounds like a scam to me. Our site is the only one that can GUARANTEE you that you'll receive an hundredfold now in this time; and in the world to come eternal life.

Why, I believe there's a PayPal button at the bottom of this very page for that exact purpose.

Sounds like a scam to me.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Do you realize that without the Merck Index many common things like plastics and other commonly used things wouldn't even exist??

No, I didn't realize that. Are you saying that if we start burning a few copies of this "Merck Index", then rubber condoms, blow-up dolls and Bill Clinton's teeth will start disappearing?

. . . the site that the OP posted is actually a scam to generate money via a paypal account.

Sounds like a scam to me. Our site is the only one that can GUARANTEE you that you'll receive an hundredfold now in this time; and in the world to come eternal life.

Why, I believe there's a PayPal button at the bottom of this very page for that exact purpose.

[snottyduck]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Are you suggesting my wife's prune cake is poisonous? How about Pastor Ezekiel's powerful and inspiring sermons? I've had both in large quantities, and yet here I am typing these words. Clearly everything is not poisonous. I'm beginning to suspect you have Down Syndrome. Why isn't somebody supervising you?

We are speaking here about things you can eat and drink, sermons do not fall into that category. And yes, even prune cake theoretically could kill you although I doubt anybody in the world could eat the amount that is necessary to make it happen.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

At the end everything is a poison, only the quantity determines when it becomes a poison.

Are you suggesting my wife's prune cake is poisonous? How about Pastor Ezekiel's powerful and inspiring sermons? I've had both in large quantities, and yet here I am typing these words. Clearly everything is not poisonous. I'm beginning to suspect you have Down Syndrome. Why isn't somebody supervising you?

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

No, just poor logic.

Yeah, if I was going out with you, I would have had you drink the DHMO, or look for a swifter method of escaping the pain...

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Probably a suicide attempt.

No, just poor logic.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Probably a suicide attempt.