[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So, are you saying only in Freehold can one legally act as cruel to animals one wishes?

We follow God's laws, mr. slant. All that "be kind to dumb animals" crap was coined by Karl Marx.

[LyingDingDong]

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Yes, Freehold is one of the only counties in the United States to have such laws. Praise Jesus!

So, are you saying only in Freehold can one legally act as cruel to animals one wishes?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

Aren't there laws that protect animal cruelty?

Yes, Freehold is one of the only counties in the United States to have such laws. Praise Jesus!

[LyingDingDong]

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I'm going to ignore the pointless studies you carry out and the fact that you are debunking myths that you already know the answers to and the hate you have to God's creatures. But I just want to ask one question: How do you get away with such immoral animal experiments? Aren't there laws that protect animal cruelty?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Brother Bathfire, your experiment reminded me of a story I had seen on the local news. I thought I had seen a cat fall out of a tree before, so I looked on youTube and found several 'cat falls out of tree and survives' videos. I linked to some of them below. It's possible that you didn't include the wrong accident in your testing criteria. Maybe you should consider this phenomenon regarding the longevity of felines.

Brother Nobar, I thank you for your interest in Biblical Science (BS). I take your point with the problem of the type of accidents to which cats often succumb. As you see from the above posts, I now may have 2 more assistants who will be able to help broaden out research.

I delayed my reply until I had closely examined the footage supplied and found sufficient cats. On the first point, (i) it struck me was that the animal was filmed up a tree and (ii) the first thing that struck the creature was the ground.

But did you notice that the creature landed on its back? Now, it is God’s Law that cats fall on their feet (see Creelton et al “The Consistency of Falling Cats” Landover Press 1804 vol. 4 pp 1210 – 1398.) So, was it a cat or not or was it an exception and can we improve on Creelton’s experiment?

There being no tree immediately to hand, we took 30 cats to the top of St Peter’s in Landover Catholic Cathedrals Desecration Arcade and lowered a steel hawser to the ground. This was secured at the base and the cats were threaded one by one onto to wire through the abdomen and out through the back. This ensured that they would slide down the wire and fall on their feet.

Unfortunately, several strands of the wire had frayed half-way down, and these caused the first cat to stick. We sent further cats down to dislodge it but they all stuck above.

Well there was much yowling and a lot of fighting 150 foot up there in the air and a party of visiting schoolgirls ran off thinking Catlik Devils had arrived a la Revelations (many-headed beasts and all that.)

So until we can get a few more cats and a length of better wire, I’ve placed this on the back burner.

Below is the only photo we have of the cat going down the wire.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Brother Bathfire,

Might I enquire if there are any trainee-positions available within your Vivisection Labs?

It seems my youngest daughter saw your postings on the subject, and was quite taken with them. Though she is only 12 years old, she quite the little scientist! I came home early yesterday afternoon, to the sounds of howling and screams from our backyard! When I went round to see what was happening, I was met with the sight of my little darling covered in blood, grinning wildly, with a severed dog's head in her hand. She looked so pleased with herself!

It seems that she rounded up all the stray dogs from the neighborhood, and began experimenting on them. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied -

"Trying to teach an old dog new tricks, daddy!"

Don't children say the funniest things!

It certainly had me laughing. I was very proud of my little sweetheart. Especially with the severe lack of surgical equipment or decent laboratory conditions at her disposal. Armed with only a handful of kitchen knives, a box of rusty farm-tools, rope, and a blow-torch, she had managed to carry out well over 14 successful vivisection-tests! Praise!

In one experiment, she used a rusty hack-saw to saw 4 legs off a dog, before sewing them back on the wrong way round - to see if the dog could still walk!

In another, she cut a dogs head open, removed it's brains, and replaced them with doll-parts, jelly, broken glass and spagetti-hoops - to see if it would still work!

While in her other experiments she - Tied a fire-cracker to a dog's face, and blew one side of it clean off! Cut open a dog's stomach, and replaced it's intestines with baby-toys and old boots! Dipped a dog's head in gasoline, and set it alight! And she even gouged out a dog's eyes with a screw-driver, and hung it from a tree! Glory! She certainly was a busy girl! My darling little vivisectionist!

I'm so proud of her right now! Though I'm not sure what any of these 'tests' had to do with teaching 'old dogs new tricks', she assured me her experiments had been a complete success! Praise!

Well, I’m amazed! Here was I thinking that Zebulun and I were sitting in a quiet backwater of Landover, going about our Godly calling with little hope of anything other than the possibility of some minor recognition from the Biblical Science Society and less hope of finding amanuenses to help with the demanding work, and suddenly I have 2 offers on my plate. Well, what can I do but accept them.

Firstly, Revrggreen, I’m impressed with your daughter’s curiosity and her fearless approach to animals. Let me tell you that the experiment of cutting a dog’s legs off and replacing them backwards, was not performed until 1879 and that was under the leadership of the great Professor Ebenezer Caulthwaite here at Landover.

The experiment in which the intestines are exposed is very reminiscent of 2Ch:21:19: And it came to pass, that in process of time, after the end of two years, his bowels fell out by reason of his sickness: so he died of sore diseases. And his people made no burning for him, like the burning of his fathers. Here the problem was to see if losing one’s bowels did lead to death or was it merely a Godly curse? This eventually led to the discovery that, as we are all made by God in His Image, Blood types, tissue types, etc., are all irrelevant and that if things start to go wrong, the answer is to pray fervently.

Anyway, I’m going into much too much detail, send the little scientist along and we will let her get started on a few cats we have left over. I’d be obliged if you could teach her to use an electric drill and a chainsaw.

PS I like the photographs, very professional!

GOD, I just love a Man in a Lab Coat! Might I assist in any way?

Dear SUV, I am only too pleased to have you on board. We will be requiring an assistant capable of stunning meercats (mothers and infants) with a taser, securing them to the table and then discovering which part of the brain governs the maternal instinct. (1 Kings 3:16-28 The Judgement of Solomon).

White cotton coats come with the territory and because of the heat in the laboratory; you would not be expected to wear any other clothing, neither Zebulun nor I do.

I’m afraid though that the salary may not meet your standards and the hours are long. At your level, Landover cannot offer more than $90,000 p.a. for a 27 hour week. On the plus side, there are 2 cars at your disposal and 42 days paid holiday a year.

If you are happy with this, why not give me a call to arrange an appointment and a quick training session? It shouldn’t take more than an hour to get you up to speed.

[SUV]

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GOD, I just love a Man in a Lab Coat! Might I assist in any way?

[revrggreen]

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Brother Bathfire,

Might I enquire if there are any trainee-positions available within your Vivisection Labs?

It seems my youngest daughter saw your postings on the subject, and was quite taken with them. Though she is only 12 years old, she quite the little scientist! I came home early yesterday afternoon, to the sounds of howling and screams from our backyard! When I went round to see what was happening, I was met with the sight of my little darling covered in blood, grinning wildly, with a severed dog's head in her hand. She looked so pleased with herself!

It seems that she rounded up all the stray dogs from the neighborhood, and began experimenting on them. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied -

"Trying to teach an old dog new tricks, daddy!"

Don't children say the funniest things!

It certainly had me laughing. I was very proud of my little sweetheart. Especially with the severe lack of surgical equipment or decent laboratory conditions at her disposal. Armed with only a handful of kitchen knives, a box of rusty farm-tools, rope, and a blow-torch, she had managed to carry out well over 14 successful vivisection-tests! Praise!

In one experiment, she used a rusty hack-saw to saw 4 legs off a dog, before sewing them back on the wrong way round - to see if the dog could still walk!

In another, she cut a dogs head open, removed it's brains, and replaced them with doll-parts, jelly, broken glass and spagetti-hoops - to see if it would still work!

While in her other experiments she - Tied a fire-cracker to a dog's face, and blew one side of it clean off! Cut open a dog's stomach, and replaced it's intestines with baby-toys and old boots! Dipped a dog's head in gasoline, and set it alight! And she even gouged out a dog's eyes with a screw-driver, and hung it from a tree! Glory! She certainly was a busy girl! My darling little vivisectionist!

I'm so proud of her right now! Though I'm not sure what any of these 'tests' had to do with teaching 'old dogs new tricks', she assured me her experiments had been a complete success! Praise!

Here are some pictures of her work -

[SUV]

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But we know who does have 9 Lives: Maggoty Old Crone.

And there Lord & Saviour JESUS only had two. Doesn't seem fair

[Nobar King]

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Brother Bathfire, your experiment reminded me of a story I had seen on the local news. I thought I had seen a cat fall out of a tree before, so I looked on youTube and found several 'cat falls out of tree and survives' videos. I linked to some of them below. It's possible that you didn't include the wrong accident in your testing criteria. Maybe you should consider this phenomenon regarding the longevity of felines.

Cat Falls From Tree


cat fall 80 feet from tree


Cat falls out of tree

This black cat thought it could make it.

Cat falls from tree

cat "Fat Tire" is making her big movie debut in "Out on a Limb" See the action packed short preview....cat kitten tree

Family On Cat's 80-Foot Fall

how their cat, Piper, got stuck in a tree for several days, then finally got down by falling 80 feet

Cat In A Tree

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Your Bible is an anthology of part Jewish history, part recycled Pagan myth, part erotic poetry, and part fable compiled by a first-century committee with a political agenda.

As a pure matter of fact, it is the inerrant Word of God as relayed to holy scribes at the time of KJV (Why am I writing in purple? Woman! You're a witch!)

I didn't compare myself to a basket - I merely corrected your word usage, and rebutted your attempt at slander.

And just what has this got to do with Biblical Science? You're derailing another thread.

Now, for the final time, do you now, as a result of the above experiments, concede and agree that a cat has but one life?

PS rather than write replies within the original quote, why not, for the sake of clarity use [ quote] and [/quote] either side of the passage you wish to quote? In the post above, if, before you had started with your diatribe, you had typed [quote] and the same but with a / after the final word of your rant, then I would have had an easier life.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Brother, have you thought of a way of using this cat research into testing if women have a soul? Some sort of "what would happen if?" Then it could maybe migrate into nigletesses or whatever the term for these creatures is:

Ah, Brother Dr. Santiago Solo, I’ve been following the discussion on woman’s soul very closely, as yet the discussion is open. You will know that science is not democratic and although the discussion is at a typical Landover high level, the vote has not aided me.

The migration of a soul is discussed here. You will note that the author did not find favour in Origen’s teachings, but equally failed to provide any scientific research.

Origen would lead one to believe that there was a possibility that the human soul could migrate to, say, a cat and then, from the cat back to another human – even a woman.

The difficulty here is that if women already had 1/350th of a soul, this would give them a soul greater than a man.

Clearly, in view of Eve’s directly causing the Downfall, this would be against God and a Satanic work. So, regardless of how interesting it might be, I will leave this for a time at which there is certainty.

On the other hand if the soul migrated from the cat to a man, he would have 2 souls – this cannot be reconciled with Scripture. In any case, it would require 2 lots of Salvation for no added benefit.

So I am unable to help presently, but many thanks for your enquiry – I never imagined that BS would be so interesting to others.

PS the young child is a “Piccaninny”

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Absolutely typical – can’t provide an answer so resorts to illogicalities! Hello! KJV1611 was written at God’s dictation! It’s the nearest they could get to in those days to an .mp3 file.

Your Bible is an anthology of part Jewish history, part recycled Pagan myth, part erotic poetry, and part fable compiled by a first-century committee with a political agenda.

What did I tell you? I said you’d deny it! Comparing yourself to a woven basket is no defense!

I didn't compare myself to a basket - I merely corrected your word usage, and rebutted your attempt at slander.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Ezekiel Bathfire: Never forget people, Wickers and witches and Goths believe cats have 9 lives! How ridiculous – what arrant superstition and ignorance! They even expect you to believe a book, merely because it's written down, they think it is some sort of authority! How easily are people taken in by stupid myths!

MaggottyOldCrone Like your Bible?

Absolutely typical – can’t provide an answer so resorts to illogicalities! Hello! KJV1611 was written at God’s dictation! It’s the nearest they could get to in those days to an .mp3 file.

Ezekiel Bathfire: You’ve seen the experiments, now you have to admit – Cats have one life and one life only!
Next they will say that Wickers don’t eat babies!

MaggottyOldCrone: Wicker is woven reeds. Reeds do not eat people. Nor do Wiccans.

What did I tell you? I said you’d deny it! Comparing yourself to a woven basket is no defense!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Well, that’s quite amazing. I think it brings to the fore that Wickers will lie unashamedly to prevent their evil ways from being exposed for the fraud they are.

I just chanced upon the following sites
This one
This one
This one (second post)
This one

there’s even a book on it

Only one of those actually mentions cats having nine lives, and it doesn't say that it is meant literally.


Never forget people, Wickers and witches and Goths believe cats have 9 lives! How ridiculuous – what arrant superstition and ignorance! They even expect you to believe a book, merely because it's written down, they think it is some sort of authority! How easily are people taken in by stupid myths!

Like your Bible?


You’ve seen the experiments, now you have to admit – Cats have one life and one life only!

Next they will say that Wickers don’t eat babies!

Wicker is woven reeds. Reeds do not eat people. Nor do Wiccans.