[jessev]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

Well, I have to admit, I honestly find reading of these experiments to be sickening. While I don't particularly like cats either. They should not be tortured like this. What happened to us being the shepherds of the earth?

About the earlier things speaking of cats having 9 lives and how it's silly to believe it to be true. I agree. It's a silly concept. But I have to agree that it is not a concept shared just by the Wicca.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071005101305AAf5EwS

http://www.care2.com/c2c/share/detail/1025885

Though, perhaps these aren't the most highly credible sources, nor does it come from a biblical reference. But to take a thousand cats and put them through horrible tests just to prove that fact is completely unnecessary.

Cats are more wild in nature than dogs. Dogs have been domesticated for far far longer than cats. And dogs are pack and social creatures. Cats are solitary and not quite so domesticated. So, of course it makes sense that dogs make better companions.

I can't fathom why you deem these stupid experiments necessary. To take everything everyone says completely literally just amazes me. Not everything that is said or printed is meant to be interpreted literally.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

There seems to be some mistake here, it was nephew Zebulun, Sister SUV and I who conducted the experiments. The team of cutting-edge groundbreakers were thus all True Christians.

Nevertheless, our experiments with cats have encountered a set back: following the publication of the results, we found it increasingly difficult to obtain supplies of cats. Zebulun had to return fire when being pursued from Miss Hortensia Grebe’s Home for Distressed Cats after trying to adopt 50 of the beasts.

We now have embarked on an intensive breeding program for our own cats. This has also proven more difficult than expected as it turns out that the only two strays we could find were both female and show no signs of reproducing.

This is all a great pity as we have been ready to go in reproducing an experiment in which it is claimed that Habanero Chillis are anesthetics. The idea is to poke the cats in the eye with cut chillis and then stick a needle in to the same eye to see if they suffer any pain.

We did trap obtain possession of a third female and did the experiment (see picture below), but the result was hardly worth publishing. You see, for rigorous Biblical Science (BS) the good scientist will need at least 3 cats.

You know, I sometimes have a little feeling of compassion for these poor creatures who go through so much in the cause of demonstrating secular science. BS animals are much better off and we have a wonderful experiment in the pipeline, it involves the fiery furnace of Daniel:

Da:3:19: Then was Nebuchadnezzar full of fury, and the form of his visage was changed against Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego: therefore he spake, and commanded that they should heat the furnace one seven times more than it was wont to be heated.
Da:3:20: And he commanded the most mighty men that were in his army to bind Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, and to cast them into the burning fiery furnace.
Da:3:21: Then these men were bound in their coats, their hosen, and their hats, and their other garments, and were cast into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.
Da:3:22: Therefore because the king's commandment was urgent, and the furnace exceeding hot, the flame of the fire slew those men that took up Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego.
Da:3:23: And these three men, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, fell down bound into the midst of the burning fiery furnace.
Da:3:24: Then Nebuchadnezzar the king was astonied, and rose up in haste, and spake, and said unto his counsellers, Did not we cast three men bound into the midst of the fire? They answered and said unto the king, True, O king.
Da:3:25: He answered and said, Lo, I see four men loose, walking in the midst of the fire, and they have no hurt; and the form of the fourth is like the Son of God.
Da:3:26: Then Nebuchadnezzar came near to the mouth of the burning fiery furnace, and spake, and said, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, ye servants of the most high God, come forth, and come hither. Then Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, came forth of the midst of the fire.

More or less any animal will do for this and it appears that the pandas of Landover Vivisection Supply Company and Zoo are over-breeding again and this will give us a supply for throwing in the furnace supplied for heating Landover golf course*.

Oh, and don’t worry, we will shave them first so as to make it as life-like as possible.

*That reminds me, the 9th radiator at the 14th green is leaking, perhaps a boy could be sent up to fix it.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

In the case of my experiments on them with hallucinogenics they are biologically alive however the are CATatonic. I them either ship them to Brother Bathfire or sell them to the local chink restaurant.

To the scientist that experimented on the cats. This experiment has me concerned.


Allowing christian brothers to be exposed to animals as dangerous as cats is safe as long as they are saved and have god's protection. I can only conclude that the scientists were not christians, and possibly wickens in disguise, this could account for the two surviving cats. The experiment should be repeated.

[Nobar King]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

The experiment should be repeated.

You're right, in this case.

[Oscar Wilde]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

To the scientist that experimented on the cats. This experiment has me concerned.


Allowing christian brothers to be exposed to animals as dangerous as cats is safe as long as they are saved and have god's protection. I can only conclude that the scientists were not christians, and possibly wickens in disguise, this could account for the two surviving cats. The experiment should be repeated.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

Sister, I feel cats are not as loved in this day and age! Simply because dogs offer more companionship and love. I have found a place to deposit all my unwated cats if you are interested.

Personally, I love cats.

Kat kabobs, General Meow's Kitten, kitty seca, cat-soup . . . so many possibilities!

[papparat]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

Even animals experiment on animals, so no problems if God fearing Christians do, for the benefit of all

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

Sister Roberta,

That is pretty typical cat behavior in that picture. They either sit in front of your monitor or lay on the keyboard.

Filthy beasts

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

Sister, I feel cats are not as loved in this day and age! Simply because dogs offer more companionship and love. I have found a place to deposit all my unwated cats if you are interested.

[Roberta]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

I posted a picture of the evil beast that I mistakenly chose to rescue. Seriously, what are cats good for if not experimentation?

When I return home, my Jack Russell greets me with a smile on his face. He loves to go for walks and car rides. He is my little best friend.

The cat, on the other hand, stealthily skulks and hides under furniture. He is so unappreciative! I bought him a collar with a bell hoping it would piss him off!

I feel like turning him loose so he can see what it's like to fend for himself. He will never catch anything with the bell on! If this cat could help someone develop a better mascara or lip gloss, I would feel he had led a useful life. Contact me with shipping instuctions.

No takers on my cat--bummer!

Do you think I could feed him enough tuna to term him into a thermometer?

http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf81203374.tip.html

RE: Is Tuna Safe for Cats?
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---> The problem is the HIGH AMOUNT OF MERCURY in tuna fish. This can cause all kinds of nasty symptoms in cats. (also lack of Taurine & Vitamins)

[Roberta]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

Brother Bathfire is a fine Christian and scientist. I share his enthusiasm for furthering our knowledge of God's Universe through vivisection.

I also use cats in my behavioral experiments.

I posted a picture of the evil beast that I mistakenly chose to rescue. Seriously, what are cats good for if not experimentation?

When I return home, my Jack Russell greets me with a smile on his face. He loves to go for walks and car rides. He is my little best friend.

The cat, on the other hand, stealthily skulks and hides under furniture. He is so unappreciative! I bought him a collar with a bell hoping it would piss him off!

I feel like turning him loose so he can see what it's like to fend for himself. He will never catch anything with the bell on! If this cat could help someone develop a better mascara or lip gloss, I would feel he had led a useful life. Contact me with shipping instuctions.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

Brother Bathfire is a fine Christian and scientist. I share his enthusiasm for furthering our knowledge of God's Universe through vivisection.

I also use cats in my behavioral experiments.

[StreetPreacherLew]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

To the original poster,

Your post is a sick and demented post especially the pictures used at the end.
It takes a truly sick-minded individual to post such a thing.
People that do things to any innocent animals are the worst, you are just as bad for writing like you did. Such photos displayed should be made illegal.

Karma and the law of three will come and get you for this post.

Joric.

Save your Karma for that Transformer, Boy George. Law of Three? Does that have anything to do with the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost?!? If not, then I dare say it doesn't mean anything to me.

I happen to hate cats. Besides being the preferred vessel of demonic familiar spirits, they taste bland and have stringy meat like a poorly cooked jackrabbit.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

To the original poster,

Your post is a sick and demented post especially the pictures used at the end.
It takes a truly sick-minded individual to post such a thing.
People that do things to any innocent animals are the worst, you are just as bad for writing like you did. Such photos displayed should be made illegal.

Karma and the law of three will come and get you for this post.

Jerc.

Dear Jerc -

What is this "karma"? Where is it in the Bible?

We are Christians, not Hindus. We do not believe in this "karma" nonsense.

What is this law of three? Does that mean that someone else will post three times as many photos of vivisection experiments?

Now, to tag on Herr Doktor's post, have you eaten meat? Eggs? Dairy products? Worn leather? Used glue? Ridden a horse? Walked a dog on a choke-chain? Worn silk?

If so, you are just as guilty of murdering and abusing innocent animals, hypocrite!

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

Do you or have you ever eaten meat?

I suspect that the act of eating meat involves an innocent animal.