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  • Bjorn Jensen
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    Re: God hates NASA

    I also think that we as Christians needs to put more focus on NASA's tax financed gay orgies.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
    1. When at sea it is possible to see high mountains or elevated lights in the distance before lower lying ground and the masts of boats before the hull. It is also possible to see further by climbing higher in the ship, or, when on land, on high cliffs.
    thats because higher stuff is not blocked by close objects
    Duh! If you are low, the ship is in your sight, if you are high it is not.

    2. The sun is lower in the sky as you travel away from the tropics. For example, when traveling northward, stars such as Polaris, the north star, are higher in the sky, whereas other bright stars such as Canopus, visible in Egypt, disappear from the sky. thats the tilt of the earth
    Duh! Stars move. So if you travel to a different location they will be in a different place.

    3. The length of daylight varies more between summer and winter the farther you are from the equator.
    thats the tilt of the earth of its axis
    Nonsense. People near the equator are lazy so they only think days last longer.

    4. The earth throws a circular shadow on the moon during a lunar eclipse.
    again its 2 D because of how it forms... stand outside... look at your shadow... its 2D so by your logic you r flat...
    Duh! A circle can cast a shadow on a circle. Cognitive dissonance?

    5. The times reported for lunar eclipses (which are seen simultaneously) are many hours later in the east (e.x. India) than in the west (e.x. Europe). Local are confirmed later by travel using chronometers and telegraphic communication.
    thats because the moon moves to where they can see it
    Duh! Everyone knows Europeans suck at making clocks.

    6. When you travel far south, to Ethiopia or India, the sun throws a shadow south at certain times of the year. Even farther (e.x. Argentina) and the shadow is always in the south.
    this proves nothing
    Your point being?

    7. It is possible to circumnavigate the world; that is, to travel around the world and return to where you started.
    disproving your own argument...
    Duh! It's called traveling in a circle.

    8. Travelers who circumnavigate the earth observe the gain or loss of a day relative to those who did not.
    thats due to time zones
    They should buy properly working American watches!

    9. An artificial satellite can circle the earth continuously and even be geostationary (holding the same position above Earth's surface)
    that because of its speed... if earth was flat it would have to not move...
    Again, a circle is not the same as a globe...

    10. The earth appears as a disc on photographs taken from space, regardless of the vantage point. Im... pictures are 2 dimensional.... http://teacher.scholastic.com/commclub/e… looks curved to me
    The earth appears as a disc because it is a disc. Amazing how the proof can be right in front of you and still you completely ignore it.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: God hates NASA

    Originally posted by RufusGlover View Post
    it was just an opinion
    Son, the only opinion anyone should be interested in is that of the Holy LORD.

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  • IdiocyofMYUniverse
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    Originally posted by Argon Tumeric View Post
    NASA is a government run organization that is dedicated to our involvement in all things not of this planet. It started because the Soviet Union had already launched a satellite into orbit and America was falling behind.

    The Earth is flat. People have not believed that the Earth was flat since the fourth century AD. We have satellites in orbit around our planet that prove that it is not spherical. These satelites provide people with advanced warning for weather disasters, they direct the many GPS units on Earth, and many other things.

    Here are ten pieces of evidence that show the Earth is flat in order of their discovery.

    1. When at sea it is possible to see high mountains or elevated lights in the distance before lower lying ground and the masts of boats before the hull. It is also possible to see further by climbing higher in the ship, or, when on land, on high cliffs.
    2. The sun is lower in the sky as you travel away from the tropics. For example, when traveling northward, stars such as Polaris, the north star, are higher in the sky, whereas other bright stars such as Canopus, visible in Egypt, disappear from the sky.
    3. The length of daylight varies more between summer and winter the farther you are from the equator.
    4. The earth throws a circular shadow on the moon during a lunar eclipse.
    5. The times reported for lunar eclipses (which are seen simultaneously) are many hours later in the east (e.x. India) than in the west (e.x. Europe). Local are confirmed later by travel using chronometers and telegraphic communication.
    6. When you travel far south, to Ethiopia or India, the sun throws a shadow south at certain times of the year. Even farther (e.x. Argentina) and the shadow is always in the south.
    7. It is possible to circumnavigate the world; that is, to travel around the world and return to where you started.
    8. Travelers who circumnavigate the earth observe the gain or loss of a day relative to those who did not.
    9. An artificial satellite can circle the earth continuously and even be geostationary (holding the same position above Earth's surface)
    10. The earth appears as a disc on photographs taken from space, regardless of the vantage point.
    You left one off and you actually refer to it in your second paragraph. The curvature of the Earth blocks the accessibility of some satellites for locations at higher latitudes, or too far East or West for geostationary orbits. Ten years ago it was a *itch getting three GPS signals from my location 44.6° N, 63.6° W. So many satellites now, not a problem anymore.

    I have only had to look at your 'questions' to see that you have obviously fallen, and hit your head very very hard, Sir. The only other possible explanation is that you are an idiot - no, wait. You would not be AN idiot, you would be THE IDIOT, the Great-Grand-Chief-Poobah Idiot, that other lesser idiots bow-down to and worship, humbled by the inadequacy of their mere erroneous stupidity, in the face of your utter swivel-eyed window-licking lunacy.

    Everyone in the World agrees the Earth is round. All governments do, all Scientists do. YOU accept the technology and the services - such as your computer - that the Beautiful Truths of Science bring, and yet when Science tells you that the Earth is round, and proves it over and over and over again, YOU are the one voice of dissent, believing that ALL OF SCIENCE are in on a conspiracy - to tell EVERYONE that the Earth is flat, because...? Well, WHY, Exactly?

    1. When at sea it is possible to see high mountains or elevated lights in the distance before lower lying ground and the masts of boats before the hull. It is also possible to see further by climbing higher in the ship, or, when on land, on high cliffs.
    thats because higher stuff is not blocked by close objects

    2. The sun is lower in the sky as you travel away from the tropics. For example, when traveling northward, stars such as Polaris, the north star, are higher in the sky, whereas other bright stars such as Canopus, visible in Egypt, disappear from the sky.
    thats the tilt of the earth

    3. The length of daylight varies more between summer and winter the farther you are from the equator.
    thats the tilt of the earth of its axis

    4. The earth throws a circular shadow on the moon during a lunar eclipse.
    again its 2 D because of how it forms... stand outside... look at your shadow... its 2D so by your logic you r flat...

    5. The times reported for lunar eclipses (which are seen simultaneously) are many hours later in the east (e.x. India) than in the west (e.x. Europe). Local are confirmed later by travel using chronometers and telegraphic communication.
    thats because the moon moves to where they can see it

    6. When you travel far south, to Ethiopia or India, the sun throws a shadow south at certain times of the year. Even farther (e.x. Argentina) and the shadow is always in the south.
    this proves nothing

    7. It is possible to circumnavigate the world; that is, to travel around the world and return to where you started.
    disproving your own argument...

    8. Travelers who circumnavigate the earth observe the gain or loss of a day relative to those who did not.
    thats due to time zones

    9. An artificial satellite can circle the earth continuously and even be geostationary (holding the same position above Earth's surface)
    that because of its speed... if earth was flat it would have to not move...

    10. The earth appears as a disc on photographs taken from space, regardless of the vantage point. Im... pictures are 2 dimensional.... http://teacher.scholastic.com/commclub/e… looks curved to me

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  • RufusGlover
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    Re: God hates NASA

    Originally posted by RufusGlover View Post
    I am sick and tired of the pro-evolution propaganda by Obama's government owned organisation NASA, which sounds similar to NAZI, not very surprising, considering that NASA is the nazis of the evolutionist movement. Like nazis, NASA are by their multi million dollar program silencing anyone who speaks the truth, that the world is flat, the moon is a led light, and that planet earth is approxmently 6,000 years old and was created by God. Anyone who does not believe in NASA's government controlled evolution and enviornazi propaganda risks ending up in secret FEMA concentration camps. All pictures and videos by NASA are 100% fake, some of them are computer animated and some, like "their pictures from Mars", is infact from Reunion Island and New Mexico. God hates NASA!

    Not agree with you. The only thing is NASA can not win God which frustrates NASA.
    it was just an opinion

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: God hates NASA

    Originally posted by Aegon Targaryen View Post
    Sorry type-o. 10 pieces of evidence that show the Earth is flat.
    We only need one.

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  • Asshat Turdhead
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    Sorry type-o. 10 pieces of evidence that show the Earth is flat.

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  • Asshat Turdhead
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    Re: God hates NASA

    NASA is a government run organization that is dedicated to our involvement in all things not of this planet. It started because the Soviet Union had already launched a satellite into orbit and America was falling behind.

    The Earth is flat. People have not believed that the Earth was flat since the fourth century AD. We have satellites in orbit around our planet that prove that it is not spherical. These satelites provide people with advanced warning for weather disasters, they direct the many GPS units on Earth, and many other things.

    Here are ten pieces of evidence that show the Earth is flat in order of their discovery.

    1. When at sea it is possible to see high mountains or elevated lights in the distance before lower lying ground and the masts of boats before the hull. It is also possible to see further by climbing higher in the ship, or, when on land, on high cliffs.
    2. The sun is lower in the sky as you travel away from the tropics. For example, when traveling northward, stars such as Polaris, the north star, are higher in the sky, whereas other bright stars such as Canopus, visible in Egypt, disappear from the sky.
    3. The length of daylight varies more between summer and winter the farther you are from the equator.
    4. The earth throws a circular shadow on the moon during a lunar eclipse.
    5. The times reported for lunar eclipses (which are seen simultaneously) are many hours later in the east (e.x. India) than in the west (e.x. Europe). Local are confirmed later by travel using chronometers and telegraphic communication.
    6. When you travel far south, to Ethiopia or India, the sun throws a shadow south at certain times of the year. Even farther (e.x. Argentina) and the shadow is always in the south.
    7. It is possible to circumnavigate the world; that is, to travel around the world and return to where you started.
    8. Travelers who circumnavigate the earth observe the gain or loss of a day relative to those who did not.
    9. An artificial satellite can circle the earth continuously and even be geostationary (holding the same position above Earth's surface)
    10. The earth appears as a disc on photographs taken from space, regardless of the vantage point.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by RufusGlover View Post
    Not agree with you.
    No one, not us, not your parents, not your teachers not even the child rapists that lives a few houses away cares about your opinion.

    Stop wasting time on having an opinion and start following Jesus Christ!

    Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

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  • RufusGlover
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    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
    I am sick and tired of the pro-evolution propaganda by Obama's government owned organisation NASA, which sounds similar to NAZI, not very surprising, considering that NASA is the nazis of the evolutionist movement. Like nazis, NASA are by their multi million dollar program silencing anyone who speaks the truth, that the world is flat, the moon is a light, and that planet earth is approxmently 6,000 years old and was created by God. Anyone who does not believe in NASA's government controlled evolution and enviornazi propaganda risks ending up in secret FEMA concentration camps. All pictures and videos by NASA are 100% fake, some of them are computer animated and some, like "their pictures from Mars", is infact from Reunion Island and New Mexico. God hates NASA!
    Not agree with you. The only thing is NASA can not win God which frustrates NASA.

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  • Deaner
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    Will the shadow that the satillite casts be big enough to cover all the queers? Im in.

    YIC

    Deaner

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  • WWJDnow
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    Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
    It's not. It's spherical.
    Where in sweet name of Jesus does the Bible say that the Earth is spherical?

    Because the moon has a reflective surface, the sun's light reflects of the moon, thus making some light source in the night sky.
    That makes no sense. The Moon shines brightest when the Sun is down. If it were reflected light, then the Moon would shine brighter during the day.

    You've got no sufficient evidence, unlike science.
    We have the written testimony of the guy who created the Universe. Science has a bunch of liars in lab coats.

    You've got no evidence of this, in contrast to the evidence we have to say the rover is on Mars.
    Maybe you haven't noticed, but the Obama administration lies. I think I'll take God's word over theirs.

    Only assumptions from your uneducated, ignorant and delusional brain.
    And there it is, the ad hominem logical fallacy. We Christians are used to being insulted, but, if you're going to insult us, can't you at least try to use some creativity?

    I would love to hear your other scientific and mathematical evidence to support your claims that NASA hoax their missions.
    Just type NASA into the Landover Baptist Church Forum search box.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by Mary Hinge View Post
    They probably want to know if there are gays on mars. Maybe its something to do with those mars bar parties I heard about once.
    WRONG Sinner, we want to go to Mars because it has proof of the Great Flood of Noah! Something the Darwnist thought police at NASA want to hide.

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  • Bjorn Jensen
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    Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
    It's not. It's spherical.
    How do you know that? Ever seen it from above? And if its a sphere like you say, then how come we can stand on it without falling?

    Because the moon has a reflective surface, the sun's light reflects of the moon, thus making some light source in the night sky.
    The moon is a light! The Bible says so! Genesis 1:16

    And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.



    I corrected you there.
    What evidence do you have to prove your theories about the age of the earth? Seen it yourself? Unlike me, you do not have any evidence to prove this. The evidence i have is the Bible.



    You've got no sufficient evidence, unlike science.
    The Bible says so, thats enough evidence for me. Genesis 1:1

    In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.



    Nope. They're real.
    What evidence do you have? That NASA(tan) wrote it? Are you so stupid that you believe something just cause someone wrote it?



    You've got no evidence of this, in contrast to the evidence we have to say the rover is on Mars. Only assumptions from your uneducated, ignorant and delusional brain.
    Regarding this one, i even have photographic evidence. It was all filmed in California, which makes sense considering NASA's gay orgies




    I would love to hear your other scientific and mathematical evidence to support your claims that NASA hoax their missions.
    Bring it on! I have evidence and proof for everything i say, unlike you and NASA.

    NASA is nothing more than blatant propaganda for the gay agenda

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  • Mary Hinge
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    They probably want to know if there are gays on mars. Maybe its something to do with those mars bar parties I heard about once.

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