[Boring Jerry]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

When did I say to do that? I said spaghetti, and I'm pretty sure that there are no Betty-Crocker spaghetti mixes. I mean real home-cooking.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

It's actually Mr. Alex, and you don't have to buy it. I don't even have one, but a friend of mine does. And I know it's on the FBI watch list, which is why I don't have one. If you don't want to do that, than Google "marijuana recipes". I'm sure there will be a-plenty.

If they're all as tasty as your idea for tossing a dime bag into the Betty Crocker mix, I think I'll simply rest my case.

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

It's actually Mr. Alex, and you don't have to buy it. I don't even have one, but a friend of mine does. And I know it's on the FBI watch list, which is why I don't have one. If you don't want to do that, than Google "marijuana recipes". I'm sure there will be a-plenty.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Ok, so you know more about brownies than me. My bad. But there are other numerous recipes that include pot, like some spaghetti, other baked goods, and such. Eating it just doesn't get you as high as when you smoke it. That's why more people smoke it. But check out the Anarchist's Cookbook, it has many recipes in it.

That book is on the FBI's watch list, don't try to trick ME into buying it. Do you think I fell off the turnip truck last week, Miss Alex?

I'm not interested in how to make Molotov cocktails or how to dope up my relatives, thank you. The hot love of God is plenty of fire for me, and my family is high on Jesus!

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Ok, so you know more about brownies than me. My bad. But there are other numerous recipes that include pot, like some spaghetti, other baked goods, and such. Eating it just doesn't get you as high as when you smoke it. That's why more people smoke it. But check out the Anarchist's Cookbook, it has many recipes in it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Obviously you never heard about a Space-cake?? a cake were leaves of cannabis are used to "spice" up the cake. Never tried it as I detest any use of drugs (also legal ones like medication, cigarettes and alcohol).

I can't say as I have, but I'm quite certain that NASA isn't giving such things to Godly American astronauts!!

[snottyduck]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Goths also roll up that mess and do it before they indulge in Satanic sex rituals. Usually involving cat heads and baby skulls. I've dealt with hundreds of smelly kids hopped up on weed so I have an inside track on how it all goes down.

You are on the wrong track here, there are far more non-Goth satanists than Goth satanists and besides dope is used so universal that the old stereotypes don't match up anymore, you can find dope anywhere, from schools to offices and everything in between.

Nobody eats pot, though a lot of people eat hemp seed (a healthy food, used exactly as God intended).

Obviously you never heard about a Space-cake?? a cake were leaves of cannabis are used to "spice" up the cake. Never tried it as I detest any use of drugs (also legal ones like medication, cigarettes and alcohol).

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Rev. M, actually, lots of people eat it. Ever heard of "special" brownies? Those are brownies with pot in them. There are several recipes for including pot in several different types of food. And to Zeke, hemp is actually the male plant, which doesn't produce the buds that people smoke.

Sorry, AlexBToklas, a young lady named Fannie who joined my church after being recently Saved told us how her mother (a dope-addled pothead who was executed after eating Fannie's baby brother one night when she had the munchies) made "special" brownies. There's no pot in them. The devil weed is sauteed in butter or oil, then strained out, and the THC-laden butter or oil is used in the brownies.

Nice try.

Nobody eats pot, though a lot of people eat hemp seed (a healthy food, used exactly as God intended).

Smoking and thereby wasting what God gave us for food is blasphemy!

[Nobar King]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Are you still talking about this? This forum is for discussing our commitment to Christ, not your dirty ditch weed.

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Rev. M, actually, lots of people eat it. Ever heard of "special" brownies? Those are brownies with pot in them. There are several recipes for including pot in several different types of food. And to Zeke, hemp is actually the male plant, which doesn't produce the buds that people smoke.

[Nobar King]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Is there a question here? The OP was banned? Can we leave the reefer tokers to ask their questions in their own forums?

[Marshall]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

Only a worthless retard would smoke weeds and do pot bongos. That crap smells worse than a wet cat and the losers that do dope rollers are always smelly and crusted with their own urine and feces with their long hair and their handmade clothes.
Hobos and bums are what they are. Hippies and Goths also roll up that mess and do it before they indulge in Satanic sex rituals. Usually involving cat heads and baby skulls. I've dealt with hundreds of smelly kids hopped up on weed so I have an inside track on how it all goes down.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

You are all Filth, Absolute Filth. You Infest the minds of these lads with Puke filled Disgust.
Your words are Shaded and Jagged, Your Truth is None.

I Hope you are prepared.
Your arms and "weapons" of intellect ready.
Your "Forum of God" Is about to be shared to the Worst Cyberterrorism Sites on the internet, And they will knock Hard.
Prepare yourself Spinepiffleed Fools.

Miss Talitha, you are correct. This is definitely a threat of cyberterrorism. I believe that is a felony under both United States and international law.

Enjoy being butt-raped in PRISON, Janet Morgana. It'll be a nice prelude to an eternity in Hell.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

This is all very interesting!



I feel safe to say that God does not hate marijuana or its use, and that damnation is not truly one toke away. Am I alone in this revelation?

From the verses you quote, I can only assume that you eat marijuana for its nutritional value. One does not "smoke" one's meat, one eats it.

I know of nobody who eats marijuana, do you?

Since you smoke it, you are both breaking secular law (a sin), and destroying a plant created for food (an affront to God).

Enjoy Hell, druggie.

[Talitha]

Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity!

You are all Filth, Absolute Filth. You Infest the minds of these lads with Puke filled Disgust.
Your words are Shaded and Jagged, Your Truth is None.

I Hope you are prepared.
Your arms and "weapons" of intellect ready.
Your "Forum of God" Is about to be shared to the Worst Cyberterrorism Sites on the internet, And they will knock Hard.
Prepare yourself Spinepiffleed Fools.

Friend, if you came here just to persecute us then think again.
Your Terrorist threats have been Logged.