[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

Sorry the language was uncalled for... but seriously .. bats.. deamons.. they've commited less sin in their lives that you have in yours my friends.. and Hablo espanol? JA=HA hence JAJAJAJAJAJAJ = HAHAHAHAHAHAH.. . comrenday?

Aquí se habla estadounidense. Favor de hablar la lengua preferida de Dios.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

God knows what a bat is, since He created them, so let's look in His Word:

Lev. 11:13-19: And these [are they which] ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they [are] an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, And the vulture, and the kite after his kind; Every raven after his kind; And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind, And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl, And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle, And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

There you have it. Bats are fowls.

Oh wow! That means we can eat them!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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What's with all this JA talk? Are you a filthy dirty Messicant?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Ah i see you retards don't believe in bats ¬¬ damn biggoted piffletards don't even know what a bat is.

God knows what a bat is, since He created them, so let's look in His Word:

Lev. 11:13-19: And these [are they which] ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they [are] an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, And the vulture, and the kite after his kind; Every raven after his kind; And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind, And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl, And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle, And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

There you have it. Bats are fowls.

[GOD ISNT REAL (Quarantined)]

Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

Sorry the language was uncalled for... but seriously .. bats.. deamons.. they've commited less sin in their lives that you have in yours my friends.. and Hablo espanol? JA=HA hence JAJAJAJAJAJAJ = HAHAHAHAHAHAH.. . comrenday?

[eliot mayfield]

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Ah i see you retards don't believe in bats ¬¬ damn biggoted piffletards don't even know what a bat is.


YOU SUCK


<---- JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ

You've gotten an infraction for your language. Please stop it.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Ah i see you retards don't believe in bats ¬¬ damn biggoted piffletards don't even know what a bat is.


YOU SUCK


<---- JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ

Bats ARE demons you piffleing HELLBOUND Idiot.

Everyone knows that! Dud!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Scientitians mistake DEMON for "missing link"

Ah i see you retards don't believe in bats ¬¬ damn biggoted piffletards don't even know what a bat is.


YOU SUCK


<---- JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ

JAJA? No, Jesus.

Say it with me: Jeeeee-sus.

[GOD ISNT REAL (Quarantined)]

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Walking fish, how silly. What's next? Mammals that fly?

Ah i see you retards don't believe in bats ¬¬ damn biggoted fucktards don't even know what a bat is.


YOU SUCK


<---- JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ

[SUV]

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He's broken my heart indeed, Sister Thumper.

Maybe you could get Pastor Ezekiel to throw him in quarantine again. After a few weeks of Bread and Water, he might change his tune.

But by then it'll be July. If I get Married in JULY I'll look desperate or something

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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SUV, I told you I would not let myself into affairs with married women. Plain as that.

And concerning the demons, they may look me up any day if they exist, I will take care of them just like I did with the demons in Doom3.

HOW DARE YOU LEAD ON OUR PRECIOUS SISTER SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have broken her heart. I should ban you right here and now.

You apologize and then propose to Sister Sue RIGHT NOW!!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

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The above is putting at its most generous; I suspect that secular scientists, in their desperation to disprove the scriptures, have cobbled something together out of bits of interestingly shaped rocks.

I think that last point is so obvious we don't even need to look at the fossils to be sure they are fakes.

Walking fish, how silly. What's next? Mammals that fly?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Using their so-called "scientific method" the sickular scientitians once again claim to have found a "transitional species" between water animals and land animals, when Genesis clearly tells us that GOD created the water beasts on the Fifth Day, and the land animals the Sixth Day, in two completely separate events, so these Scientists get fooled by a demon-like looking piece of rock they love calling "fossil", and start drawing false conclusions around two bones of the demon! Anyway, I show you a "reconstruction" of the unholy beast, and ask you to pray for the souls of these poor misguided Scientitians, so they can find the Truth®, the Way© and the Light®, and stop defying GOD's creation with this nonsense, in His name I pray, Amen and A-men.

As you have pointed out, a halfway house is a contradiction. This creature is clearly a sort of retard; an unholy demonic cross between a lascivious fish and a slow witted newt, the days of which were ended by God as an abomination the minute it wandered away from its fetid pond.

It’s no use those secular scientists pointing out bits about webbed feet – these are common in the Ozarks even in this day and age.

The above is putting at its most generous; I suspect that secular scientists, in their desperation to disprove the scriptures, have cobbled something together out of bits of interestingly shaped rocks.

[Sister Noddy]

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SUV, I told you I would not let myself into affairs with married women. Plain as that.

So you're saying you are jilting our GODLY Sister Sue?

Shame! My opinion of you has taken a nose dive because of this, snottyduck!

[snottyduck]

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Demons are REAL, Snottyduck. They have lured you away from the Wedding thread

Sister Justina: HELP!

SUV, I told you I would not let myself into affairs with married women. Plain as that.

And concerning the demons, they may look me up any day if they exist, I will take care of them just like I did with the demons in Doom3.