[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I see that makes you a salad bar christian Pastor Al E Pistle! If Jesus said to turn the other Cheek then you damn well better do what he says... or else you are a Hypocrite... seeing as you told me that i cant pick and choose what of God's word to fallow, neither can you.

The Bible is chock full of things that you couldn't possibly understand without being a True Christian. It is a tough balancing act between following Jesus' ways and God's ways. Ultimately one has to follow God the Father's actions, since He is the Father and therefore the Ultimate say. The tricky part is when you realize that they are really the same person! It takes a TRUE Man of God to figure that one out!

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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The Bible is chock full of things that you couldn't possibly understand without being a True Christian. It is a tough balancing act between following Jesus' ways and God's ways. Ultimately one has to follow God the Father's actions, since He is the Father and therefore the Ultimate say. The tricky part is when you realize that they are really the same person! It takes a TRUE Man of God to figure that one out!

So basically you are saying that you are a salad bar Christian who picks what you want to fallow and just claims that it is a balancing act. If Jesus and God are the same then wouldn’t all of Jesus' actions and teachings amend those of the Old Testament.

What is this "True Christian" it is really starting to sound like a cult rather than a religion?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I see that makes you a salad bar christian Pastor Al E Pistle! If Jesus said to turn the other Cheek then you damn well better do what he says... or else you are a Hypocrite... seeing as you told me that i cant pick and choose what of God's word to fallow, neither can you.

Since you cannot figure out what the Bible actually says, I will help you. The quote you are trying to find is from the Sermon on the Mount and it is recorded in Matthew 5:38-42. In it, Jesus tells the JOOS to stop fighting the Romans and be at peace. He is specifically attempting to stop a civil war between the militant JOOS and the Romans which He knows will be disastrous for the JOOS. The result is recorded in a book entitled "The war of the Jews" by Flavius Josephus. Read it. Then come back.

Now do me a favor and SHUT UP. You have never read the Bible, you have never studied history, you are an idiot, and you are trying to be a troublemaker. The problem is that you don't know what you are talking about and we do, so everything you say is ridiculous.

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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The Bible is chock full of things that you couldn't possibly understand without being a True Christian. It is a tough balancing act between following Jesus' ways and God's ways. Ultimately one has to follow God the Father's actions, since He is the Father and therefore the Ultimate say. The tricky part is when you realize that they are really the same person! It takes a TRUE Man of God to figure that one out!

You have yet to respond to my previous questions...

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I gave you your proofs!

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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Since you cannot figure out what the Bible actually says, I will help you. The quote you are trying to find is from the Sermon on the Mount and it is recorded in Matthew 5:38-42. In it, Jesus tells the JOOS to stop fighting the Romans and be at peace. He is specifically attempting to stop a civil war between the militant JOOS and the Romans which He knows will be disastrous for the JOOS. The result is recorded in a book entitled "The war of the Jews" by Flavius Josephus. Read it. Then come back.

Now do me a favor and SHUT UP. You have never read the Bible, you have never studied history, you are an idiot, and you are trying to be a troublemaker. The problem is that you don't know what you are talking about and we do, so everything you say is ridiculous.

Ok...
ANd i suppose your creationist history is better than regular history... oh yeah i guess it would be since you need NO EVIDENCE to make any claim. And who are you to call me an idiot. You are so blindsided to what a book written by men said that you forget that it is written by men. No book written by men can ever be expected to be law. Yes i am sorry to break it to you but the KJV 1611 is just as watered down as all modern translation. The bible is an inspirational tool used to lead people down the bath of the Lord not a set of Stern laws that you have to live in constant fear of.

In the end you will get what is comming to you, because as a leader of this curch, God will personally hold you responsible for the docterine. he will also hold you accountable for the way that you and your congregation shows the love of Jesus Christ. All that you have managed to do is to provide another reason to hate Christians!

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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I gave you your proofs!

No you didn't... all you said that it was locked away in the big vault, and that the bible said so. I am honestly inquiring about how you managed to prove these claims from a factual stand point. And since one of the claims is that the Bible is 100% accurate and literal you cannot use it as a reference in your proofs. So please, if you really can, enlighten me.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Ok...
ANd i suppose your creationist history is better than regular history...

First things first, "normal" history is wrong. It would have you believe that the earth is 5000 billionty years old ! We all know that it was created 6,000 years ago. The Bible was NOT written by mere men--it was written by God Himself in 1611!

And who are you to call me an idiot.

God's own messenger!

You are so blindsided to what a book written by men said that you forget that it is written by men. No book written by men can ever be expected to be law. Yes i am sorry to break it to you but the KJV 1611 is just as watered down as all modern translation.

I am sorry to break it to you, but the Bible was written exactly as God intended it in 1611. Every word was as true then as it is now. No book written by men can be expected to be law, possibly, but when it is written by the MASTER and CREATOR of the UNIVERSE.....!

In the end you will get what is comming to you, because as a leader of this curch, God will personally hold you responsible for the docterine. he will also hold you accountable for the way that you and your congregation shows the love of Jesus Christ. All that you have managed to do is to provide another reason to hate Christians!

We will certainly get what is coming to us -- heaven! We will participate in endless praising of the Lord God Almighty and things will be as they were in the Garden of Eden before the stupid woman ruined everything. You are so hate-filled that you cannot accept the undeniable Love that God showed you when he temporarily killed His Son for you so many years ago! If only you would accept the WONDERFUL gift that has your name all over it. If I were to offer you an ice cream cone, you would take that? Then why not accept the gift of everlasting LIFE? Instead you choose to burn in the fiery pits of Hell forever. Such logic astounds me--dare I say I've seen better from a True Christian woman!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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No you didn't... all you said that it was locked away in the big vault, and that the bible said so. I am honestly inquiring about how you managed to prove these claims from a factual stand point. And since one of the claims is that the Bible is 100% accurate and literal you cannot use it as a referencde in your proofs. So please, if you really can, enlighten me.

If you wish to see the basis of the proofs, crack open a 1611 Bible. I cannot post the proofs here for fear of retribution from the Department of Faith! You have no idea how much they monitor--every word posted on these Internets its carefully analyzed, so if I were to try to post it, it would be removed and I would disappear forever.

Also--are you claiming that the Bible, the only Book that is 1000% True cannot be used in a proof? If you cannot permit the Bible, then what CAN you permit? If you reject the very definition of Truth, then your very premise is flawed and you cannot get very far, now can you? Your logic is beyond that of any woman I have ever dealt with in terms of stupidity. I suppose your parents experimented in having sex with apes to try to prove evilution true, and some of your genes may have mixed with those of the apes and produced you. I suppose you are also hairy (in places other than the unmentionable ones). Well that will make the smell in Hell much worse -- yuck!

[SalvationSeeker]

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Ok...
ANd i suppose your creationist history is better than regular history...

So you believe in evolution huh?
Well, then you REALLY need to read the Bible.
How about starting in the very first book?
Genesis!

And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness:
And let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Genesis 1:26-27

oh yeah i guess it would be since you need NO EVIDENCE to make any claim. And who are you to call me an idiot. You are so blindsided to what a book written by men said that you forget that it is written by men.

And you call yourself a Christian?
You should be ashamed of yourself, God is going to judge you most harshly for mocking Him!

No book written by men can ever be expected to be law.

The word of God is, if it's not obvious enough, written by God.
Sure, the hands of men wrote it, but He dictated every little word.

You use a computer to type here, but it isn't the computers words, it's yours. Same with God and the holy KJV1611.

Yes i am sorry to break it to you but the KJV 1611 is just as watered down as all modern translation. The bible is an inspirational tool used to lead people down the bath of the Lord not a set of Stern laws that you have to live in constant fear of.

And you base this on what verses?
No verses at all, that's what..
You are to trust and fear the Lord and His eternal commandments!

The LORD taketh pleasure in them that fear him, in those that hope in his mercy.
Psalm 147:11

For the LORD is great, and greatly to be praised:
He is to be feared above all gods.
Psalm 96:4

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom:
A good understanding have all they that do his commandments:
His praise endureth for ever.
Psalm 111:10

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge:
But fools despise wisdom and instruction. < THAT WOULD BE YOU!
Proverbs 1:7

In the end you will get what is comming to you, because as a leader of this curch, God will personally hold you responsible for the docterine.

We have nothing to fear, we have followed every commandment to the letter.. That can't be said for you however.
So if I were you I'd get on my knees and beg God for forgiveness!

he will also hold you accountable for the way that you and your congregation shows the love of Jesus Christ.

We praise Jesus for the way He really is, we do not change Him to fit the unsaved masses. We praise Him for who He is;
A man of war, A God to be feared!

The LORD is a man of war: The LORD is his name.
Exodus 15:3

And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth:
And all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
Revelation 19:21

All that you have managed to do is to provide another reason to hate Christians!

What reason would that be?
That we follow the Bible?
Friend, we welcome whatever persecution you unsaved throw at us.

Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
2 Timothy 3:12

When was the last time you were persecuted for your faith?
That's because you're a false christian, a lukewarm man of little faith.
Jesus doesn't want your kind.

So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Revelation 3:16

PRAISE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, SAVIOUR OF MANKIND!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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You know there are some christians... actually MOST christians believe that the Bible is a tool for teaching, loving, growing and many other things, but not an absolute law.

So most "Christians" are damned. Tell us something we don't already know.

There are Thousands of instances where the Bible is a guide to be interpreted. Actually all of the Bible is. This would not be the case if God himself wrote the Bible, but since men did (and men are far from perfect) the entirity of the Bible is open to interpretation. I mean seriously... DO you really believe that the Lord loves you less because you are a woman?

I keep hearing from you and other fluffy-bunny liberal "Christians" that the Bible is a guide to be interpreted. What standard do you use to interpret it? Since you're making that standard, not the Bible itself, your holy writ, how do you know it's correct?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, in an attempt to push this thread back on track, I have found yet another piece of sheer insanity brought to us by monkey-worshiping scientists, and Norwegian scum to top it off. THIS museum is exhibiting a modern day freak show.

Queer Animals on Parade

From male killer whales that ride the dorsal fin of another male to female bonobos that rub their genitals together, the animal kingdom tolerates all kinds of lifestyles.

A first-ever museum display, "Against Nature?," which opened last month at the University of Oslo's Natural History Museum in Norway, presents 51 species of animals exhibiting homosexuality.

"Homosexuality has been observed in more than 1,500 species, and the phenomenon has been well described for 500 of them," said Petter Bockman, project coordinator of the exhibition.

The idea, however, is rarely discussed in the scientific community and is often dismissed as unnatural because it doesn't appear to benefit the larger cause of species continuation.

For pleasure

However, species continuation may not always be the ultimate goal, as many animals, including humans, engage in sexual activities more than is necessary for reproduction.

"You can make up all kinds of stories: Oh it's for dominance, it's for this, it's for that, but when it comes down to the bottom I think it's just for sexual pleasure," Wolfe told LiveScience.

Conversely, some argue that homosexual sex could have a bigger natural cause than just pure ecstasy: namely evolutionary benefits.

Copulation could be used for alliance and protection among animals of the same sex. In situations when a species is mostly bisexual, homosexual relationships allow an animal to join a pack.

"In bonobos for instance, strict heterosexual individuals would not be able to make friends in the flock and thus never be able to breed," Bockman told LiveScience. "In some bird species that bond for life, homosexual pairs raise young. If they are females, a male may fertilize their eggs. If they are males, a solitary female may mate with them and deposit her eggs in their nest."

Mom and Dad and Dad

Almost a quarter of black swan families are parented by homosexual couples. Male couples sometimes mate with a female just to have a baby. Once she lays the egg, they chase her away, hatch the egg, and raise a family on their own.

"Homosexuality" and "heterosexuality" are terms defined by societal boundaries, invisible in the animal kingdom.

"Many species are hermaphrodites," Bockman said. Hermaphrodites have both male and female sex organs. A lot of marine species have no sex life at all, but just squirt their eggs or semen into sea.

Some creatures even reproduce asexually, by dividing themselves into two organisms. In one species of gecko, females clone themselves.

Like most complex issues, animal homosexuality is challenging and poorly understood. Therefore, educators tend to shy away from covering it in their teaching. Many scientists don't even want to be associated with this type of research.

"I've had primatologists offer to give me their data on homosexual behavior because they didn't want to publish it," Wolfe said.

"Against Nature?" was set up partly to demystify the concept.

The argument that a homosexual way of living cannot be accepted because it is against the "laws of nature" can now be rejected scientifically, said Geir Soli, project leader for the exhibition. "A main target for this project was to get museums involved in current debate; to show that museums are more than just a gallery for the past."

Well isn't that nice? Sodomy is now to be officially accepted by darwinista scum all over the world. I hope they all have the foresight to wear asbestos panties, because where Jesus is sending them, they'll need the protection.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Well isn't that nice? Sodomy is now to be officially accepted by darwinista scum all over the world. I hope they all have the foresight to wear asbestos panties, because where Jesus is sending them, they'll need the protection.

At first, when we told those disgusting sodomites that what they did wasn't seen in nature and was therefore unnatural, they said it didn't matter. Now, they've done an about-face and say that what they do is natural, so that we have to point out to them that wild animals aren't a fit guide to human morality. I wish those Christ-hating homers would make up their minds instead of wanting it both ways.

[tommy]

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Darwinisme ist stupide. Every child knows this!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Well isn't that nice? Sodomy is now to be officially accepted by darwinista scum all over the world. I hope they all have the foresight to wear asbestos panties, because where Jesus is sending them, they'll need the protection.

Brother, as you pointed out, this horror is in NORWAY, a country which makes even the effeminate sissies of France look tough. If New Zealand proves to be unsuitable as the earth's nuclear waste depository because it is being taken over by mudslums, Norway is the second choice.