[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

God says it first. We're just His meat puppets.

Speak for yourself, boy-o. I'm no puppet.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

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2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

Paul said that, not God.

God says it first. We're just His meat puppets. So shut your yap, witch.

[Oscar Wilde]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

A good idea in principle, but I don't see any reason why adults should be able to get hold of this dangerous material either. There's no age limit on anthrax, which is basically pretty similar to evilutionist textbooks.

Then why don't you just use that one? It'd have the added advantage of not making people think you're a drunken sodomite IRA terrorist leprechaun corpse.

It doesn't scare us, but:
1 Thessalonians 5:22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.
You don't seem to be very good at that.

No, we're not immune from harm. I've been born again in Christ, but if I put my face through a window or got on a plane with muslims on it I'd still end up suffering quite a considerable degree of discomfort. Job was a loyal servant of God, remember.

Satan was never allowed to harm job....

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

God said it, so it must be so.

Quote:
2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

Paul said that, not God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

It can be proved that the Earth exists. It cannot be proven that it was created in the manner described in Genesis.

God said it, so it must be so.

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

Genesis is provable: The Earth is here.

The tortoise is disprovable: Show me the tortoise upon which the Earth rests.

It can be proved that the Earth exists. It cannot be proven that it was created in the manner described in Genesis.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

Genesis and the giant tortoise are equally provable, in that neither is provable.

Genesis is provable: The Earth is here.

The tortoise is disprovable: Show me the tortoise upon which the Earth rests.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

It is not my given name, my mother named me a biblical name of course

I don't remember Oscar from my Bible studies. Where was he mentioned?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

Thank "the gods"? You are thrilled that you were taught secular "science" instead of God's Truth, so that you can follow the secular path into ridiculous superstition, believing in multiple false "gods"?

My education had nothing to do with my choice of religion.

I bet you carry a rabbit's foot for good luck, don't walk under ladders, conduct made-up "rituals" to please your made-up "gods", and toss spilled salt over your shoulder. Am I right?

No. I would never mutilate an animal. Walking under ladders is only unlucky if the ladder happens to fall on you. My devotional practices are designed to make me feel more in harmony with the universal One, not to please or to appease anthropomorphic concepts of Deity. Tossing salt over my shoulder would be a waste of food, something I consider a grave sin.

The Creation is Truth. They should teach Truth, not silly stories. Why would they teach some made-up story about giant tortoises?

Oh, I see. You're making a funny, aren't you?

Genesis and the giant tortoise are equally provable, in that neither is provable.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

I'm thinking of starting a campaign in my home town to put a minimum age on books that contain "darwin-like" theories. That way kids can't get a hold of this dangerous material.

A good idea in principle, but I don't see any reason why adults should be able to get hold of this dangerous material either. There's no age limit on anthrax, which is basically pretty similar to evilutionist textbooks.

It is not my given name, my mother named me a biblical name of course...

Then why don't you just use that one? It'd have the added advantage of not making people think you're a drunken sodomite IRA terrorist leprechaun corpse.

Why does an evil man's name scare you?

It doesn't scare us, but:
1 Thessalonians 5:22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.
You don't seem to be very good at that.

Aren't we who are protected by the blood of christ immune from harm? I know I will only be hurt if He will it.

No, we're not immune from harm. I've been born again in Christ, but if I put my face through a window or got on a plane with muslims on it I'd still end up suffering quite a considerable degree of discomfort. Job was a loyal servant of God, remember.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

Thank the gods that teachers taught science and not religion in the public school system when I was growing up.

Thank "the gods"? You are thrilled that you were taught secular "science" instead of God's Truth, so that you can follow the secular path into ridiculous superstition, believing in multiple false "gods"?

I bet you carry a rabbit's foot for good luck, don't walk under ladders, conduct made-up "rituals" to please your made-up "gods", and toss spilled salt over your shoulder. Am I right?

If they are going to have to teach Genesis as an "alternative hypothesis," are they going to have to teach all other creation myths, such as the idea that the earth is carried on the back of a giant tortoise?

The Creation is Truth. They should teach Truth, not silly stories. Why would they teach some made-up story about giant tortoises?

Oh, I see. You're making a funny, aren't you?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

According to THIS article, the Godly state of Louisiana has chosen to support GOD in the Science Classroom!


Note that last sentence . . . Dare we hope? Is this the future of America?

Thank the gods that teachers taught science and not religion in the public school system when I was growing up.

If they are going to have to teach Genesis as an "alternative hypothesis," are they going to have to teach all other creation myths, such as the idea that the earth is carried on the back of a giant tortoise?

[Oscar Wilde]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

Do you talk about a single thing other than satan?

Why does an evil man's name scare you? Aren't we who are protected by the blood of christ immune from harm? I know I will only be hurt if He will it. If you don't believe he is protecting you maybe you need to pray more.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

It is not my given name, my mother named me a biblical name of course, , to suggest otherwise would sully her good name. The name I have chosen is used to cause the sinners on this site to look at what they will soon face. Do you want to be speaking so badly of a fellow christian when jesus returns?

Pal, you're about as Christian as my dog. No one who knows anything about Oscar Wilde would use such a vile moniker.

Just tell us the truth. Are you another radical homer, come into God's favorite forum to recruit more fruits for satan?

[Oscar Wilde]

Re: Louisiana Science Education Act - One for GOD!

Oscar Wilde is a dead queer papist. Why did your parents hate you so much that they named you after him?

It is not my given name, my mother named me a biblical name of course, , to suggest otherwise would sully her good name. The name I have chosen is used to cause the sinners on this site to look at what they will soon face. Do you want to be speaking so badly of a fellow christian when jesus returns?