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  • #16
    Re: Cure For Autism Found: Bleach Enemas!

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    I love my MMS and lemon juice combination. It tastes just like the Lemon Pledge I would drink as a child. Chlorine dioxide I am pretty sure is a vitamin, right?
    Chlorine dioxide?!?! Vitamin?! Let's just say that I hope your will is in order. Btw, how do you even get the two to mix? Lemon juice is acidic, and wouldn't mix very well with an base like bleach. Does it fizz a lot when you mix it? Mixing in an acid actually dulls the effects (bleach is such a powerful due to it's highly basic nature), so it's probably not working very well. Try mixing it with milk, as it is also basic and shouldn't mess up the MMS.

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    • #17
      Re: Cure For Autism Found: Bleach Enemas!

      Originally posted by MeekSerpent View Post
      Chlorine dioxide?!?! Vitamin?! Let's just say that I hope your will is in order. Btw, how do you even get the two to mix? Lemon juice is acidic, and wouldn't mix very well with an base like bleach. Does it fizz a lot when you mix it? Mixing in an acid actually dulls the effects (bleach is such a powerful due to it's highly basic nature), so it's probably not working very well. Try mixing it with milk, as it is also basic and shouldn't mess up the MMS.
      And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
      They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
      Mark 16:17-18
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #18
        Re: Cure For Autism Found: Bleach Enemas!

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        <b>
        And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
        They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
        Mark 16:17-18
        </b>
        Yes, however I do not think it is safe to assume that we should DELIBERATELY drink poisonous fluids. I've always interpreted that verse to mean that God will protect us in situations that were beyond our control. A prime example is the apostle Paul, who was bitten by a serpent yet lived. He didn't make the snake bite him, it had been hiding in the wood and attacked him when it was disturbed.

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        • #19
          Re: Cure For Autism Found: Bleach Enemas!

          Originally posted by MeekSerpent View Post
          Yes, however I do not think it is safe to assume that we should DELIBERATELY drink poisonous fluids. I've always interpreted that verse to mean that God will protect us in situations that were beyond our control. A prime example is the apostle Paul, who was bitten by a serpent yet lived. He didn't make the snake bite him, it had been hiding in the wood and attacked him when it was disturbed.
          Do you think Pastor Levi only trusts God's Word to be accurate when situations are out of his control?

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #20
            Re: Cure For Autism Found: Bleach Enemas!

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Do you think Pastor Levi only trusts God's Word to be accurate when situations are out of his control?

            You are confusing accuracy with interpretation, as well as over-inclusiveness (I am referring to a specific verse, not the whole of the Bible). Please re-read my previous post carefully; I explained the interpretation there.

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            • #21
              Re: Cure For Autism Found: Bleach Enemas!

              Originally posted by MeekSerpent View Post
              You are confusing accuracy with interpretation, as well as over-inclusiveness (I am referring to a specific verse, not the whole of the Bible). Please re-read my previous post carefully; I explained the interpretation there.
              I'm not sure, but, was this an answer to my question?

              Was that a Yes or a No?

              Thanks in advance.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #22
                Re: Cure For Autism Found: Bleach Enemas!

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Do you think Pastor Levi only trusts God's Word to be accurate when situations are out of his control?

                We should always trust His word, ESPECIALLY when things are out of our control, as they always are. We cannot rely on our own perfection and strength, as we are are neither strong nor are we even close to perfect. If we were perfect, why would we need God? Why would God have sent his Son to save us? We are NEVER perfect nor in control. The fact that God is in control gives me great peace. If he wasn't, I probably would have fallen into despair and killed myself by now.

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                • #23
                  Re: Cure For Autism Found: Bleach Enemas!

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  I'm not sure, but, was this an answer to my question?

                  Was that a Yes or a No?

                  Thanks in advance.

                  Simply, it is a no. To Pastor Ezekiel, I humbly would like to note that God calls us to challenge everything we hear, and, in light of that verse, I thought that debating would be okay, as it is my understanding that debating and challenging would make us into better Christians. I am so sorry, I did not mean to offend.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Cure For Autism Found: Bleach Enemas!

                    Originally posted by MeekSerpent View Post
                    Simply, it is a no. To Pastor Ezekiel, I humbly would like to note that God calls us to challenge everything we hear, and, in light of that verse, I thought that debating would be okay, as it is my understanding that debating and challenging would make us into better Christians. I am so sorry, I did not mean to offend.
                    Please post the Scripture that backs up your claims.

                    And then go make an introduction thread of your own.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Cure For Autism Found: Bleach Enemas!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Please post the Scripture that backs up your claims.

                      And then go make an introduction thread of your own.
                      I do not recall the specific verse, but I know it is in the New Testament. I'm pretty sure it was a statement by Paul to the Bereans. As for the introduction thread, I have already started it.

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