Dinosaur Dilemma

[Des]

I'm tearing up the back yard at my place in Texas in order to put in a secondary survival shelter, and I hit these weird looking rocks. The next thing I know, my Satanic slut neighbor, Shotzi is peeking into the hole and getting all excited about what she says is the best preserved examples of Dimetrodon fossils she has ever seen, then started carrying on about how the little ones huddled near the big one could revolutionize our understanding of their behavior. And all this while saying they aren't dinosaurs, no less!

I told her to shut her Satan's shlong suckhole and get her skanky ass out of my yard before I dropped her in the hole and buried her, but now I have a bit of a problem.

You see, while using the backhoe to smash the stupid rocks Shotzi claims are fossils, the control levers seized up. Anyone know what's wrong?

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Dinosaur Dilemma

I'm tearing up the back yard at my place in Texas in order to put in a secondary survival shelter, and I hit these weird looking rocks. The next thing I know, my Satanic slut neighbor, Shotzi is peeking into the hole and getting all excited about what she says is the best preserved examples of Dimetrodon fossils she has ever seen, then started carrying on about how the little ones huddled near the big one could revolutionize our understanding of their behavior. And all this while saying they aren't dinosaurs, no less!

I told her to shut her Satan's shlong suckhole and get her skanky ass out of my yard before I dropped her in the hole and buried her, but now I have a bit of a problem.

You see, while using the backhoe to smash the stupid rocks, the control levers seized up. Anyone know what's wrong?

Your neighbor is using witchcraft to prevent you from using that machine to destroy the false evidence that Satan buried in your yard to try and debunk God's Creation as spelled out for us in the book of Genesis. Burn her and I bet your machine will be operable again.

[Des]

Re: Dinosaur Dilemma

Your neighbor is using witchcraft to prevent you from using that machine to destroy the false evidence that Satan buried in your yard to try and debunk God's Creation as spelled out for us in the book of Genesis. Burn her and I bet your machine will be operable again.

You've no idea how often I've called the police in hopes they would come to their senses and do that very thing. I'll just send the boys down into the hole with pickaxes and hammers.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Dinosaur Dilemma

... what she says is the best preserved examples of Dimetrodon fossils she has ever seen...

Dimethadone? I'd call the drugs squad and report her for burying illegal substances in your yard. They'd have those rocks broken up and carted away in no time and your neighbor would be gone too.