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Geo-illogical science strikes again!
Apparently there's a very small island in the antipodiatric regions which is called Vanuatu. The natives look like this.
It's somewhere to the east of a place called Townsville (ridiculous name - they probably got the idea from their yodelling neighbors who called a city Burgdorf
).
Anyway, what has happened in Vanuatu is that some scientists have found a bit of Austria there, under a rock. So they have leapt to the conclusion that - well, I don't claim to understand it, but it's the usual stuff to do with the Earth being gazillions of years old and that the north of Austria was once part of Vanuatu and sort of came unstuck and floated off.
The thing is, what they have actually found is nothing more than a bit of zircon, a gemstone that cheapskate unSaved men give to their fiancées instead of proper diamonds (my husband says this is a false economy, as diamonds hold their value and can be cashed in at any time and anywhere in the world).
So I see 2 possibilities here: either some Austrie woman tourist lost the stone out of her cheap ring, or
put it there. I would not dream of speculating which is more likely.
Proverbs 18:2 A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself.
It's somewhere to the east of a place called Townsville (ridiculous name - they probably got the idea from their yodelling neighbors who called a city Burgdorf
).Anyway, what has happened in Vanuatu is that some scientists have found a bit of Austria there, under a rock. So they have leapt to the conclusion that - well, I don't claim to understand it, but it's the usual stuff to do with the Earth being gazillions of years old and that the north of Austria was once part of Vanuatu and sort of came unstuck and floated off.
The thing is, what they have actually found is nothing more than a bit of zircon, a gemstone that cheapskate unSaved men give to their fiancées instead of proper diamonds (my husband says this is a false economy, as diamonds hold their value and can be cashed in at any time and anywhere in the world).
So I see 2 possibilities here: either some Austrie woman tourist lost the stone out of her cheap ring, or
put it there. I would not dream of speculating which is more likely.Proverbs 18:2 A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself.
and lost the stone right over Vainautu. Sickular scientists will believe everything as long as it's not from the Holy Bible!
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