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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6578

    #1

    Caption Contest #15!

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  • Witch Hammer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 1717

    #2
    Re: Caption Contest #15!

    Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
    "How ironic...we're on our way to a Furry Convention and you forget to bring the Vaseline™!!"

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    • alooneymoron
      Unsaved trash, avowed godmocker
      • Dec 2014
      • 187

      #3
      Re: Caption Contest #15!

      Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post

      Hares-bollah
      Mark 13:22
      “For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”

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      • Alvin Moss
        Serving Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 4468

        #4
        Re: Caption Contest #15!

        Due to their lack of fingers, death squad bunnies have difficulty with triggers.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
           
          • Jun 2007
          • 6578

          #5
          Re: Caption Contest #15!

          1. Remember the debate over "Don't Ask Don't Tell"? Remember?!? I TOLD YOU SO!

          2. Remember the debate over whether vegetarians are getting too militant? Remember?!? I TOLD YOU SO!

          Originally posted by alooneymormon View Post
          Hares-bollah
          Or the Rabbit Reaction Force of the Talibunny, armed with rabbit-fire weapons. Their motto is "Who hares, wins".

          Are puns even allowed?
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          • Alvin Moss
            Serving Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4468

            #6
            Re: Caption Contest #15!

            Also, if they are successful in firing the rifles, they are unable to reload due to a lack of opposable thumbs.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • WWJDnow
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 6314

              #7
              Re: Caption Contest #15!

              The warren terror.

              Just why DID the LT order us to cross this road?

              Join the underground!

              How we test our pellet guns.

              Hey--why wasn't I issued a bib or a bow tie?

              This hunting season's gonna be different.

              I don't think the new cammoflage is working out the way we planned.

              Try pointing that gun somewhere else, soldier.

              When this war is over, I'm gonna [Edit: unchristian word deleted] like crazy!

              A real bad hare day.

              Hop to it, men!


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