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    IS JESUS ERECT? A MIRACLE

    Today I woke up and wondered to myself if Jesus, the Prince of Peace, King of the Jews and Savior of Mankind, is erect. Lo and behold a miracle occurred when I looked on the Landover Baptist home page and found that indeed JESUS IS ERECT. Praise GOD! This kind of thing never makes the mainstream news
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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    Re: IS JESUS ERECT? A MIRACLE

    Dr. Tony,


    The erection of Jesus is the reason why we can enjoy the fruits of the Kingdom of God once He calls us to our forever home. Had it not been for His Glorious victory over death and darkness, our hope would be for naught. GLORY TO GOD! Let's celebrate His erection until He comes!


    BrotherLarry
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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      Re: IS JESUS ERECT? A MIRACLE

      Who's Tony? Only my pal Lazza calls me that
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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        Re: IS JESUS ERECT? A MIRACLE

        you know, with Easter fast approaching, it seems today's young people what with their YooToobs and twitting, seem to forget that Jesus has their Six.
        Have you ever been in a dank and dark alley, and seen unsavory non-Christians, dressed in butter smooth black leather with the scent of a men's room floor stealthy approaching?
        That sensation of hands on your shoulder, the breath of minty air blowing by your ear causing the hairs to prickle is Jesus, letting you know He is there for you and He wants you to to know. It is not by chance but by Divine Grace.
        The joos tried to kill Jesus. He tricked the heebs by appearing dead so all the Godless hook nosed degenerates would let their guard down and do that hokey-pokey dance they do so all knew 'Who Killed Jesus'.
        Jesus had the last laugh and rose from the dead (what sight for sore eyes that must of been!)
        So remember, when your eyes are closed tight and you feel like you are surrounded and have that feeling of impending doom, it is just Jesus at your Six, waiting for you to utter "Take me, I am here for you" as you release yourself to His Love and take it in.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          Re: IS JESUS ERECT? A MIRACLE

          Jesus fills us with His godly, white essence every day night and in between. To that end we must follow His word. Thinking of him should make you want to be the most upright and erect man you can be.

          Sincerely, CodeBlazeFate.

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