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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12982
    #1

    Cadbury Candy Eggs at Easter? No way!

    The Cadbury company that sells a famous Easter treat, candy eggs, has decided to stick its finger in the eye of Jesus. Its television ad features a couple of homer men in a kiss.

    Letters and email complaining about this have flooded the Cadbury company offices. They seem to ignore this most serious violation of God's accepted marriage, that between a man and a women. Boycott Cadbury Eggs:

    It's the Creme Egg Golden Goobilee! - YouTube
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
      True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
       
      • Jul 2014
      • 8451
      #2
      Re: Cadbury Candy Eggs at Easter? No way!

      Cadbury was founded by interfering British Quakers.

      Proverbs 26:17: He that passeth by, and meddleth with strife belonging not to him, is like one that taketh a dog by the ears. Need I say more?
      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • Dennis Lukes
          Innkeeper for Christ
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2018
          • 2388
          #3
          Re: Cadbury Candy Eggs at Easter? No way!

          I guess now we know what the "creme" in Cadbury eggs is made of. Regarding the boycott, it would seem that Cadbury is a subsidiary of Mondelez International, whose other fag-enabling brands include Ritz, Oreos, Triscuit, Belvita, Chips Ahoy, Jell-o, Trident, Dentyne, Chiclets, Tang, and Halls cough drops. Several of those homosexual products which had managed to infiltrate the Lukes household are roasting in the furnace this very moment.
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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            • Romeo Rovagnati
              Jesuit Insurgency Operative
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2016
              • 755
              #4
              Re: Cadbury Candy Eggs at Easter? No way!

              Wait, isn't it the same that sells halal chocolate? Thank God we don't have Cadbury in Italy. And the fact that they promote it to sodomites makes them even more ungodly.

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                • Dennis Lukes
                  Innkeeper for Christ
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2018
                  • 2388
                  #5
                  Re: Cadbury Candy Eggs at Easter? No way!

                  Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
                  Thank God we don't have Cadbury in Italy.
                  Yeah, you just have the Pope, and you have the devil to thank for that.


                  Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
                  And the fact that they promote it to sodomites makes them even more ungodly.
                  ... cough cough
                  I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                  Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                  But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                  From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457
                      #6
                      Re: Cadbury Candy Eggs at Easter? No way!

                      I do not know what that creme inside is or how it gets there.More importantly, I do not want to know.



                      I can identify deviancy when I see it!


                      What happened to decent Christian morals?
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                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Johny Joe Hold
                          Mayor of Freehold
                           
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 12982
                          #7
                          Re: Cadbury Candy Eggs at Easter? No way!

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          I do not know what that creme inside is or how it gets there.More importantly, I do not want to know.
                          Makes me wonder if any women have become pregnant after eating Cadbury Eggs.
                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • Isabella White
                              True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                               
                              • Mar 2019
                              • 4379
                              #8
                              Re: Cadbury Candy Eggs at Easter? No way!

                              Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                              Yeah, you just have the Pope, and you have the devil to thank for that.
                              Oh, yes, this is so very true, dear Brother Lukes, and we must never forget that. However -- and very sadly so -- we, in the blessed , are back to living through the horror story in the attached photo. Kindly notice the symbol of blatant perversion in Mr. Obummer's basket!

                              (Mrs.) Isabella White

                              Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                                • DemonBrat
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  • Mar 2021
                                  • 55
                                  #9
                                  Re: Cadbury Candy Eggs at Easter? No way!

                                  cadbury eggs are nice but I prefer ronald's craps

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