[SUV]

Re: Easter 2009!

Er… Sister SUV… was your “Easter Rabbit” sold to you by Gypsies who described it as a “Romanian Short-Eared, Bald-Tailed Dwarf Rabbit, very rare and very expensive…”

Brother Bath, are you also telling me this isn't Fluffy Bunny?

My JESUS - what next? I suppose I shall even have to check inside the Easter Eggs this year to EnSure a worm or something wasn't inserted instead of a Chicken Baby

It's the Armageddon - the Armageddon, I say!!!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Easter 2009!

Brother Bath, are you also telling me this isn't Fluffy Bunny?
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It's the Armageddon - the Armageddon, I say!!!

My Dearest and Most Loved Sister SUV, please do calm yourself, we don't want you messing your hair or makeup, do we? There's no reason to panic, Pretty Lady, rats are very sociable and affectionate animals; they make excellent pets. Now, your little friend may not be a bunny, but who says you can't have an Easter Rat?

Q: What can you do with the Ether Net?
A: Use it to catch the Ether Bunny!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Easter 2009!

My Dearest and Most Loved Sister SUV, please do calm yourself, we don't want you messing your hair or makeup, do we? There's no reason to panic, Pretty Lady, rats are very sociable and affectionate animals; they make excellent pets. Now, your little friend may not be a bunny, but who says you can't have an Easter Rat?

Q: What can you do with the Ether Net?
A: Use it to catch the Ether Bunny!

Oh, for an evil reprobate witch, you do tell the most HILARIOUS jokes! Ether Bunny! HA!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Easter 2009!

Oh, for an evil reprobate witch, you do tell the most HILARIOUS jokes! Ether Bunny! HA!

Thank you, I thought it was cute.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Easter 2009!

Thank you, I thought it was cute.

Just thinking about it now is making me laugh so hard I can barely breathe. That is absolutely the funniest thing ever!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Easter 2009!

Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes it.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Easter 2009!

Ah Alley, if you ever decided to become save, how would you feel about becoming my wife? I promise to give you everything your heart desires in return for three square meals a day.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Easter 2009!

Ah Alie, if you ever decided to become saved, how would you feel about becoming my wife? I promise to give you everything your heart desires in return for three square meals a day.

That's a pretty good offer... Is that really you in your avatar? What if I don't want to be Saved?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Easter 2009!

Yep, it's me.

And sorry Allie, the Bible is clear we aren't to marry heathen women. Normally I wouldn't even extend an offer to one, but I find you so...irresistible.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Easter 2009!

Yep, it's me. Hmm, suddenly this offer doesn't so look so bad (neither do you ).

And sorry Alie, the Bible is clear we aren't to marry heathen women. *Sighs* Yes, that is an issue. I believe I've been down this road, and nearly down the aisle, before. It's always that darned religion thing. Normally I wouldn't even extend an offer to one, but I find you so...irresistible.

*Blushes and giggles girlishly* My, but you do know what to say, don't you? *Bats eyelashes*

But look at us, taking over this thread! Perhaps we ought to move this... elsewhere?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Easter 2009!

Alas, ours is a love that can never be . Oh well, at least I'll be in heaven while you're withering around in hell for all eternity

[WickedWitch]

Re: Easter 2009!

Alas, ours is a love that can never be . Oh well, at least I'll be in heaven while you're withering around in hell for all eternity

I'm surprised you're giving up so easily! And I thought I was "irresistable". Hmph!

Young man, let me give you a hint: girls like to be chased, to be made to feel desirable, like you would move Heaven and Earth for us. Throwing your hands in the air, saying, "Oh, well", and giving up is not appealing.

[JennyD]

Re: Easter 2009!

Brother Basher, I believe the VD forum has been closed for the season.

Getting back on topic . . .

YES YES YES! My son Skeeter loves that Bunny Cake! Skeeter insists on his own Bunny Cake so that he can take it to his room and enjoy it all to himself.

Speaking of Skeeter, how is his Type II diabetes? Is the Glucophage still working for him, or has he moved on to injecting insulin?

So sweet to see a 30-something young virgin man like him, who still lives with his parents instead of running off to engage in depravity with wine, women, and song, or expending all his energy on a "career".

Does he still spend three to four hours a day in his prayer closet? (A walk-in, I hope!)

[SUV]

Re: Easter 2009!

My Dearest and Most Loved Sister SUV, please do calm yourself, we don't want you messing your hair or makeup, do we? There's no reason to panic, Pretty Lady, rats are very sociable and affectionate animals; they make excellent pets. Now, your little friend may not be a bunny, but who says you can't have an Easter Rat?

Q: What can you do with the Ether Net?
A: Use it to catch the Ether Bunny!

Jesus Loves You© for your kind Words, Sister Alie!

And look: This one's just for you!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Easter 2009!

girls like to be chased, to be made to feel desirable, like you would move Heaven and Earth for us.

Get me some beers and a pizza or I'll rock your world. (How's that?)