Sister Thumper's Easter Dress???

[Glendora Christianson]

Has anyone seen Sister Thumper's Easter Dress? I'm just in stitches with curiosity.

PS I've been looking at that Garden Floral Cumberbund Dress at Cold Water Creek . . . any opinions?

[Nobar King]

Re: Sister Thumper's Easter Dress???

It's very pretty, but I hope you wear proper sandals with it.

[SUV]

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Sweet Swillin' JESUS, Mother Glynndie, I have been absolutely Dying to see Sister Thumper's Easter dress!

I need a few ideas of my own, you see. All of those Easter Bunnies that Dora Denkins kept leaving for me chewed up my entire wardrobe, I Fear.

(But, My GOD! One even came with a piece of Cake! How was I to refuse them entrance?!)

[Glendora Christianson]

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Sweet Swillin' JESUS, Mother Glynndie, I have been absolutely Dying to see Sister Thumper's Easter dress!

I need a few ideas of my own, you see. All of those Easter Bunnies that Dora Denkins kept leaving for me chewed up my entire wardrobe, I Fear.

Sorry to hear about those dresses, sister SUV. But it sounds like a great excuse to go shopping!

PS Helpful Easter Tip: Coordinate your Easter ensemble for the entire family!

[JennyD]

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I was thinking of something a bit less slutty more traditional for myself, Mother G.



Of course, we know Sister Thumper prefers to dress like a whore gussy herself up so Pastor will drool over appreciate her appearance.

[John Bois Ward]

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I was thinking of something a bit less slutty more traditional for myself, Mother G.



Of course, we know Sister Thumper prefers to dress like a whore gussy herself up so Pastor will drool over appreciate her appearance.

I think you are just asking for trouble by wearing that dress. You will elicit lust in the hearts of men by exposing your naughty bits (neck, arms, and ankles) like that. I think this is more appropriate:

http://plainlydressed.com/

I think men will find you very attractive in this and you don't have to worry about them having any lustful thoughts whatsoever.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't know what my fiancée is planning to wear this year for Easter Sunday services (and the all-you-can-eat Easter Ham Soirée planned afterwards to celebrate Christ's temporary death), but I do know how much it's costing the Landover congregation me. I had to cut the salary of my servants this month.

By "cut" I mean eliminate.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I think you are just asking for trouble by wearing that dress. You will elicit lust in the hearts of men by exposing your naughty bits (neck, arms, and ankles) like that. I think this is more appropriate:

http://plainlydressed.com/

I think men will find you very attractive in this and you don't have to worry about them having any lustful thoughts whatsoever.

Friend, I checked out that Web site for my daughter and was shocked to see that that business is soft on the sin of mixed fabrics.

[JennyD]

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This might be a nice look for Sister Thumper.

[Larry Lee]

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This might be a nice look for Sister Thumper.

Thumper is many things, but an icecube, Not!

[Nurse Clampett]

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That's a good dress to wear if you want to deck a reporter in a Bangkok airport.

[Elmer Christianson]

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That's a good dress to wear if you want to deck a reporter in a Bangkok airport.

Is there some reason why the Chineeese are preoccupied with dongs, wangs, koks, and such? I think we should make them drop the tallywhacker stuff before we pay off any of our loans to them!

[SUV]

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Is there some reason why the Chineeese are preoccupied with dongs, wangs, koks, and such?

That little chink Hitonmi most Certainly was!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Is there some reason why the Chineeese are preoccupied with dongs, wangs, koks, and such?

I don't encounter too many of them, except for those in the church's ex-Ornamental ministry, but I've been told that they're compensating for ... well ... something. I decline to elaborate in a forum that the ladies read.

[Nobar King]

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Sister SUV, did you notice the rat on Bdjork's dress?