Easter is coming up soon - SOON!

[Alexia]

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I'm guessing you guys don't like the easter bunnie then? Well I concur with you. Religions should not be glorify for presents and chocolate. The real meaning behind he day has been lost, Right now shops are full to the brim of chocolate eggs, and children are saying 'gimmie gimmie' But not.. " what is special about this time?" How utterly sad. I detest commercialism.

[OnYourKnees]

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Once again, that cursed Peter Cottontail mocks Jesus!

DAMN HIM TO HELL!!

[Brother John]

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Aw, lookie what my precious pooch dropped in my lap today. A sweet pair of bunny ears. Just in time for Easter!

GLORY!

Lve, Sister Thumper

At the same time your picture completely debunks global warming, Sister! If the Earth really is heating up, then why is there snow on your picture, in April? It just wouldn't make sense if it was getting warmer!

Praise!

[SUV]

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Okay, that's just nasty. There was no need to burden us with mental images of your flabby white body flopping around in the mud while a coven of hideous old hags who've never seen proper ladies undergarments are howling and tossing saved menstrual blood over a sacrificed goat head. That makes Jesus sick to His stomach.

Oh my GOD, Pastor, old Rocky Road here has been hooking up with Lilith & Hellsinker? An unHolier Trinity I cannot imagine!

This could be enough to cause Sweet Baby Jesus (that Dear old 'Easter Ham' of ours) to climb Right back up onto His Cross!

[Star Finder]

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Mighty big rabbits in those there parts!

maybe like the one that attacked the great President "Jimmy" Carter.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Aw, lookie what my precious pooch dropped in my lap today. A sweet pair of bunny ears. Just in time for Easter!

GLORY!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Brother John]

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Okay, that's just nasty. There was no need to burden us with mental images of your flabby white body flopping around in the mud while a coven of hideous old hags who've never seen proper ladies undergarments are howling and tossing saved menstrual blood over a sacrificed goat head. That makes Jesus sick to His stomach.

That sure makes my spaghetti and bolognaise sauce taste less nice right now...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am glad that you xtians are going to celebrate the first full moon after the vernal equinox. It is a wonderful time when the earth awakes from its slumber and life oozes out of the ground and covers our naked bodies as we roll in the mud.

Glad you could make it!

SF

Okay, that's just nasty. There was no need to burden us with mental images of your flabby white body flopping around in the mud while a coven of hideous old hags who've never seen proper ladies undergarments are howling and tossing saved menstrual blood over a sacrificed goat head. That makes Jesus sick to His stomach.

[Star Finder]

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I am glad that you xtians are going to celebrate the first full moon after the vernal equinox. It is a wonderful time when the earth awakes from its slumber and life oozes out of the ground and covers our naked bodies as we roll in the mud.

Glad you could make it!

SF

[SUV]

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Oh my GOD, Pastor Ezekiel, they've made Him to look like a hook-nosed joo-neegroe! It's the Armageddon! The Armageddon, I say!!!

And now He's going to be made to look like He's soiled His Sweet Diaper, too. THIS IS WHAT WE GET FOR TAKING PRAYER OUT OF THE PUBIC SCHOOLS!!!!!

The ultimate insult: The Children are going to ask if it's okay to, uh....."eat" Him....

I am feeling so Ill over all of this. Praise you for bringing this to our attention so we can think about doing something about it!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Have you seen THIS abomination of our Lord Jesus? A chocolate naked Jesus, done by a mary-worshiping hippie, and proudly exhibited by the jew-controlled media, who didn't want to offend the terrorists by showing Danish cartoons of their false prophet Moohannad (piss be upon him).

[SUV]

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Godly reasoning, Mother Glynndie. Just as soon as we take a break in our Christian Celebrations, God-lessness begins seeping in.

Like, look at that secular 4th of July! Does anyone shout "Praise Jesus" when fireworks burst?

Except for me, I mean.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I think the world would be a better place if we celebrated Easter during Spring and Summer, then celebrated Christmas Fall through Winter! Surely our Lord Jesus Christ is worthy of such celebration. And as far at that bunny goes . . . stew! But I went ahead and asked my husband about when Easter is and he told me real soon and said I should start making my creative casseroles, delightful baked goods, and have a cold beer ready for Him always.

PS Does Jesus really want me to change the oil in Elmer's truck (this seems a bit far-fetched to me)?

[SUV]

Exactly what the date is I could not tell you, as it varies from one year to the next. This is why our Godly Church MEN are in charge of giving out this sort of information.

Seems like Christmas is barely over with, doesn't it?

YES - IT DOES!!!

AND THAT IS THE EXACT POINT OF MY MESSAGE! SOME OF YOU GOD-LESS PSEUDO-"CHRISTIANS" HAVE ALREADY TAKEN DOWN YOUR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS - HAVEN'T YOU? HAVEN'T YOU, NOW?!!!!!

So don't expect to see Him 'hopping down the bunny trail' to your God-less "Home" any time soon! HE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE! So put them back up! Up! Up! NOW!!!!!

That's Right, Joe and Mary 6-pack, you climb Right back up there on that ladder Right now and do it for HIM!!! And I DON'T mean the Cadbury Bunny!!!!!!