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  • Father Jack
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2011
    • 5

    #46
    Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST!

    Thas right. Feckin' rat.
    That would be an ecumenical matter.

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    • Jamie_Rholoff
      Unsaved trash
      • May 2011
      • 14

      #47
      Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST!

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      I do not care what ethniticuty a slave it, be it a nigra, joo, messica, gook, spic, wop, mick, injun. They are all the same in Gods and my eyes.
      So you wouldn't mind much if a caucasian was sold into slavery, right?

      I mean, if their "ethniticuty", or spelled correctly: their ethnicity doesn't matter to you, then that would be fine, correct?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #48
        Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST!

        Originally posted by Jamie_Rholoff View Post
        So you wouldn't mind much if a caucasian was sold into slavery, right?

        I mean, if their "ethniticuty", or spelled correctly: their ethnicity doesn't matter to you, then that would be fine, correct?
        Why, are you volunteering?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #49
          Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST!

          Originally posted by Jamie_Rholoff View Post
          So you wouldn't mind much if a caucasian was sold into slavery, right?

          I mean, if their "ethniticuty", or spelled correctly: their ethnicity doesn't matter to you, then that would be fine, correct?
          Do you really think there have never been white slaves? Wow, has liebral education degraded this badly?
          Drama queen

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          • JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer
            Unsaved trash,unintelligent, undereducated, and religious hating pig
            • Jun 2009
            • 172

            #50
            Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST!

            On friendly fire
            Actually, I heard from a trusted source that "the Lord" was aiming for a fake Christian planted troll and missed.

            Aiming those death rays is tricky buiness and sometimes collateral damage results. But the great benefit from the elimination of corporate conservatives whoring Christianity for Mammon makes it worthwhile.
            Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #51
              Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST!

              Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA View Post
              On friendly fire
              Actually, I heard from a trusted source that "the Lord" was aiming for a fake Christian planted troll and missed.

              Aiming those death rays is tricky buiness and sometimes collateral damage results. But the great benefit from the elimination of corporate conservatives whoring Christianity for Mammon makes it worthwhile.
              What does this have to do with the racist Easter Bunny??
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Professor Tyeisha X
                WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
                Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2009
                • 293

                #52
                Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST!

                The whole concept of an egg itself is racist. You have a "hard, white" shell which protects the fragile yolk inside. The egg implies that we need a big, white protector....Daddy Theodore Roosevelt and Cecil Rhodes to protect us. The Easter Bunny (ALWAYS portrayed as white), lays these eggs for children.

                This is probably the first time I've ever agreed with you Landover yokels. But then again, a broken clock is right twice a day.
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                • anthonybutler
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • May 2011
                  • 1

                  #53
                  Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST!

                  i dont belive that the easter bunny is real its just a way of making money (kids see him they want chocolate eggs bug parents parents speand money the corperations make money and but i guess they will pay for it when satan claims their souls) and if the easter bunny isent real he cannot be racist rather it is the sick perverts that put the eggs their that are racist (and most probably homosexual retards)

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                  • brotherbrainless
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                    Under Investigation
                    • Feb 2012
                    • 18

                    #54
                    Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST!

                    Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                    The whole concept of an egg itself is racist. You have a "hard, white" shell which protects the fragile yolk inside. The egg implies that we need a big, white protector....Daddy Theodore Roosevelt and Cecil Rhodes to protect us. The Easter Bunny (ALWAYS portrayed as white), lays these eggs for children.

                    This is probably the first time I've ever agreed with you Landover yokels. But then again, a broken clock is right twice a day.
                    Where do you find egg shells that are pure white? They are mostly brown or beige coloured, as with the real Easter Rabbit , the come in all colours whether that be white, brown, blue etc.

                    And in case you didn't know, Spring is the rebirth, eggs are a symbol of fertility. Nothing to do with racism you silly thing, just an excuse for chocolate.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #55
                      Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST!

                      Originally posted by brotherbrainless View Post
                      ...as with the real Easter Rabbit...
                      And you're questioning these people's grip on reality?

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                      • Catherine Moore
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 315

                        #56
                        Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST!

                        Originally posted by brotherbrainless View Post
                        , the come in all colours whether that be white, brown, blue etc.
                        Well, surely that just proves they're about race. Why would they bother making them in all the different colours if not to make an explicit statement about race? Surely it'd be cheaper just making them in one colour, but no. They have to inject dyes or however its done to ensure that everyone sees their hate-filled message of racial intolerance.

                        Originally posted by brotherbrainless View Post
                        And in case you didn't know, Spring is the rebirth, eggs are a symbol of fertility.
                        Of course we know, this is a Christian forum after all. Spring is a time of rebirth to celebrte the time our Lord returned to life from his temporary death. There are True Christian scientists on this forum who will understand it better than me, but it seems common sense that the plants and whatnot come back to life every year in commemeration of Jesus's resurrection.

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                        • Good Christian Woman
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2011
                          • 349

                          #57
                          Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST!

                          Has anyone else noticed that the Easter Bunny's fur is always depicted as white? Not only is that racist, but it completely ignores God's purpose for negroes! The Easter Bunny serves us, so it should be depicted as black or brown, in accordance with God's plan for the lesser races.
                          1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!

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                          • JackBaptist
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 1

                            #58
                            Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST!

                            Originally posted by GayisOK View Post
                            but the chocolate tastes so good!!!
                            Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule of heading to hell to make an account here and Land Over Baptist. Being gay is NOT okay, (as your username states) the Bible discusses the matter of homosexuals often, and says that they WILL rot in hell.

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                            • lucifer's lesbian daughter
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 19

                              #59
                              Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST!

                              1. Pretty sure the easter bunny isn't real.
                              2. this just says that whoever put the eggs there was racist, not the easter bunny.

                              Good Christian Woman
                              "Has anyone else noticed that the Easter Bunny's fur is always depicted as white? Not only is that racist, but it completely ignores God's purpose for negroes! The Easter Bunny serves us, so it should be depicted as black or brown, in accordance with God's plan for the lesser races."

                              Yes, because THAT statement isn't racist at all...

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                              • Zechariah Smyth
                                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 15251

                                #60
                                Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST!

                                Originally posted by lucydaughter View Post
                                1. Pretty sure the easter bunny isn't real.
                                2. this just says that whoever put the eggs there was racist, not the easter bunny.

                                Good Christian Woman
                                "Has anyone else noticed that the Easter Bunny's fur is always depicted as white? Not only is that racist, but it completely ignores God's purpose for negroes! The Easter Bunny serves us, so it should be depicted as black or brown, in accordance with God's plan for the lesser races."

                                Yes, because THAT statement isn't racist at all...
                                So, you believe the Easter Bunny isn't real, but you are up in arms about the COLOR of him?

                                Congratulations! You're a nutjob.



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