[BelieverInGod]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Your sources are biased and therefore irrelevant. You're really very bad at this aren't you. Find unbiased, objective sources that intend to describe what happened in history on a factual level and maybe we'll talk about who knows what.

Now go self-flagellate yourself like Jesus says.

History.uk is biased?
Gendercide is liberal biased, I'll give you that one.
The third one is a wicca site, so yes, you are correct it is biased as well IN YOUR FAVOUR.

So exactly what would you consider an unbiased source? Obviously history books aren't good enough for you, Wiccan sites aren't good enough for you, so what is unbiased in your mind? Anything that happens to agree with you?

Oh and please post the scripture that tells me I should self-flagellate.

Job 5:2 For wrath killeth the foolish man, and envy slayeth the silly one.

[The Omega]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Your sources are biased and therefore irrelevant. You're really very bad at this aren't you. Find unbiased, objective sources that intend to describe what happened in history on a factual level and maybe we'll talk about who knows what.

Now go self-flagellate yourself like Jesus says.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Really? So what were the Crusades then?

Hmmm, I believe... BURNING PAGAN WITCHES?

You sir, are an idiot.

Crusade

Witch hunts

Both of the above were done under the Catholic church's grip on Europe.

Wicca

Before you call someone an idiot, you may want to actually learn what your talking about.

Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

[The Omega]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Really? So what were the Crusades then?

Hmmm, I believe... BURNING PAGAN WITCHES?

You sir, are an idiot.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

You'll all be happy to know that Wiccans came before christians,

Hold it right there.

Wicca was invented in the 1950's by a pharmacist who was pals with Alister Crowley.



I'm fairly sure he did it as an excuse to fornicate with overweight women.

[The Omega]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

You'll all be happy to know that Wiccans came before christians, and that the vatican had to adopt pagan practices to get people to convert to their crazy, nonsensical and, from what I've seen on this forum, highly aggressive and disgusting ways.

You guys are like those freaks at the Westboro Baptist church. Except not as bad. I imagine you aspire to be as disgusting and hated as them though. Good luck converting people when we all hate you.

Giving republicans a bad name.

Miss Cassandra, keep calm and carry on.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Sophia--I know your intentions are good, but dealing with the likes of Cassandra is really a job for a man.

That is why we are still working on our "Find Cassandra a Man Project". We think a fine young Christian man would put an end to her interest in Pagan witches.

While she has rejected our offers of help so far, we know that Jesus will speak to her in time.

Brother, I would like to offer my assistance in helping you find a suitable True Christian(tm) man for Cassandra the Hellbound Harpie.

I realize there is a shortage of eligible bachelors in Freehold. No doubt, this is making it much more difficult to find a husband for Cassandra. I can help!

As you may recall, I am an eligible bachelor with his own congregation in North Salem, Indiana. I have my own house, and a steady, rock-solid income. My church is well-funded, and I have amassed an endowment which is the envy of all Indiana. I'm sure I would make a wonderful husband for Sister Lycia the Repentant, the Experienced, and the Recently Tested STD-Free, according to Pastor Ezekiel.

My marriage to Sister Lycia would reduce the competition for Cassandra, who could then choose from any of the remaining True Christian(tm) men presently unwed: Brother Cranky, Old Man Hatchet, BAB, Aaron Portway, and yourself.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

would you want Cassandra around YOUR children?

......oh! I hadn't thought of that

(She had better be kept indoors then, I suppose)

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Has anyone been able to find out whether Mr. Lester is married? I'm sure he could find lots for her to do in connection with his youth ministry in between producing sons.

I had one or two messages from Brother Hank too, recently - and he does seem like a lovely young man, very well suited but I'm not
sure of his marital status either.

Brother Hank is single, for the life of me I can't understand why, he seems like quite the catch.

As for Brother Lester, I'm not sure of his marital status, but would you want Cassandra around YOUR children?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Sophia--I know your intentions are good, but dealing with the likes of Cassandra is really a job for a man.

That is why we are still working on our "Find Cassandra a Man Project". We think a fine young Christian man would put an end to her interest in Pagan witches.

While she has rejected our offers of help so far, we know that Jesus will speak to her in time.

Has anyone been able to find out whether Mr. Lester is married? I'm sure he could find lots for her to do in connection with his youth ministry in between producing sons.

I had one or two messages from Brother Hank too, recently - and he does seem like a lovely young man, very well suited but I'm not
sure of his marital status either.

[Sophia Chipman]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Sophia--I know your intentions are good, but dealing with the likes of Cassandra is really a job for a man.

That is why we are still working on our "Find Cassandra a Man Project". We think a fine young Christian man would put an end to her interest in Pagan witches.

While she has rejected our offers of help so far, we know that Jesus will speak to her in time.

Okay, I'm sorry, she just gets me so worked up about that satanic 'goddess' of hers...

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

I hope someone shoots you and sends you to Hell, as stated in the sign.

Sophia--I know your intentions are good, but dealing with the likes of Cassandra is really a job for a man.

That is why we are still working on our "Find Cassandra a Man Project". We think a fine young Christian man would put an end to her interest in Pagan witches.

While she has rejected our offers of help so far, we know that Jesus will speak to her in time.

[Sophia Chipman]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

The world is the same now? Then please show me some 2000 year old example of a motorcycle, refrigerator, airplane, nuclear reactor or computer?

You seem to be really obsessed with debauchery, even though I'm behaving reasonably decent usually, even to christian standards (for starters, I'm still a virgin). Are there some repressed frustrations there, Mitza?



Well, then it wasn't murder according to the bible. According to basic human morality, of course, it still was. If all people started to kill other people because of "non-compliance with their laws" (in other words, simply disagreeing with them), the world would be a bleak place to live in.



God restricting women to do with their bodies what they like is acting on basis of "Love?"

And why should it be her father's business what she is doing? My father doesn't have a clue what I'm doing either. If I would become a prostitute, is he to be blamed?



Of course! Take the highway towards Davenport, and turn right on the sandy forest road with the sign that says "No entrance! Trespassers will be shot and sent to Hell!" I'll meet you at the banks of the little brook beside the road!

I hope someone shoots you and sends you to Hell, as stated in the sign.

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

No. Freemasonry has pagan elements in it I suppose, but it was the hellfire club(s) that got people interested in the possibilities of saturnalia & organised debauchery.

A result of Satan's false "enlightenment"
The Bible tells us:

Matthew 7:16 Yee shall knowe them by their fruits: Doe men gather grapes of thornes, or figges of thistles?
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Well I was saying that it is not a reincarnation of anything ancient. It is satanic of course, but Satan has had a continuous history since his initial foul transmogrification and is not in need of reincarnation. The world is the same now as it's always been.

Ecclesiastes 1
9 The thing that hath beene, it is that which shall be: and that which is done, is that which shall be done; and there is no new thing vnder the sunne.
10 Is there any thing, whereof it may be sayd, See, this is new? it hath beene already of olde time, which was before vs.
11 There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall there bee any remembrance of things that are to come, with those that shall come after.
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The world is the same now? Then please show me some 2000 year old example of a motorcycle, refrigerator, airplane, nuclear reactor or computer?

You seem to be really obsessed with debauchery, even though I'm behaving reasonably decent usually, even to christian standards (for starters, I'm still a virgin). Are there some repressed frustrations there, Mitza?

Murder is a type of unlawful killing. When God smote the Amalekites, that was not unlawful killing. I'd have thought that was obvious since it was their non-compliance with God's Law and their rejection of His Perfect Love that produced those consequences - consequences that God had warned of and which were avoidable. God is not a murderer

Jeremiah 9:24 But let him that glorieth, glory in this, that hee vnderstandeth and knoweth me, that I am the Lord which exercise louingkindnesse, iudgement and righteousnesse in the earth: for in these things I delight, saith the Lord.
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Well, then it wasn't murder according to the bible. According to basic human morality, of course, it still was. If all people started to kill other people because of "non-compliance with their laws" (in other words, simply disagreeing with them), the world would be a bleak place to live in.

Prostitution is not glorious in any way. It honours nothing. God tells us that all prostitutes should be killed.

Leviticus 19:29 Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.
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Yes, God loves us that much.
PRAISE HIM !

God restricting women to do with their bodies what they like is acting on basis of "Love?"

And why should it be her father's business what she is doing? My father doesn't have a clue what I'm doing either. If I would become a prostitute, is he to be blamed?

Miss Cassandra, could we get together sometime for lunch? I would love to talk with you about your Goddess, she sounds are more compassionate than my Christian God.

Of course! Take the highway towards Davenport, and turn right on the sandy forest road with the sign that says "No entrance! Trespassers will be shot and sent to Hell!" I'll meet you at the banks of the little brook beside the road!

[Lola Handcock]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Miss Cassandra, could we get together sometime for lunch? I would love to talk with you about your Goddess, she sounds are more compassionate than my Christian God.