[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Cassie--I was at the supermarket the other day and saw someone with a cart full of root veggies, friut and nuts.

Didn't recognize the person but now I realize it was you.

Please tell us you have found Jesus and are saying goodby to your Pagan broom-riding ways.

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

If I remember correctly, you where tossed in da slammer for growing your stuff in the magik garden, marijuana if I am not mistaken. Are you trying for strike two?

That was a false accusation, thoroughly disproved. Are you telling me that growing Jasmine is illegal now as well?

Speaking of Homer Hunters heard from Beaux lately, how is the boy doing in Tijuana? Still playing second fiddle to the donkeys?

I knew you were going to ask that. I haven't heard from him since the elections. But I listen to the Voice of the Wind often, and it tells me that his soul now has found the peace and serenity it never found while he lived in Freehold. He was a good friend, and I will never forget him.

How are you doing, Jimmy? Still being the Pastors' faithful sidekick in keeping the theocracy going?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

So will I, Sister!

Can I borrow some Jasmine from you, by the way? It doesn't really seem to do well in my own magickal garden, and if we burn incense without Jasmine, I'm afraid the Horned Hunter will never notice our celebrations...

If I remember correctly, you where tossed in da slammer for growing your stuff in the magik garden, marijuana if I am not mistaken. Are you trying for strike two?
Speaking of Homer Hunters heard from Beaux lately, how is the boy doing in Tijuana? Still playing second fiddle to the donkeys?

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

blessed be!!!!! ill b celebrating da godess dis easter but i hope she brings more sun so i can do da celebrating outside in natural. ill b praying to her 4 sure!!

So will I, Sister!

Can I borrow some Jasmine from you, by the way? It doesn't really seem to do well in my own magickal garden, and if we burn incense without Jasmine, I'm afraid the Horned Hunter will never notice our celebrations...

[Fallen Angel]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

blessed be!!!!! ill b celebrating da godess dis easter but i hope she brings more sun so i can do da celebrating outside in natural. ill b praying to her 4 sure!!

[DerKaiserVonPreussen]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

* Pagan rambling*

Why do you hate Jesus?
Why do you want to go to hell?

[Daddy's Lil JuneBug]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

I think you misspelled "oyster".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

So you return my blessings for you sevenfold to me? Why, that may be the nicest thing you've ever done to me, Zeke!

I'll make sure your backside get's "Blessed" until it glows, witch!

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

---not repeated for brevity's sake---

So you return my blessings for you sevenfold to me? Why, that may be the nicest thing you've ever done to me, Zeke!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Hello, Christians. I've decided to visit once again to spread some of the Wisdom of the Godhead in this mundane, spiritually void place you call a forum.

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Did you just tell us to enjoy a blessed estrus? That is beyond disgusting.

I realize the Pastors here tolerate this kind of thing with a sense of humor given how ridiculous it is, but I wouldn't encourage this witch. The next thing you know she will be inviting her friends from the Church of the Priapus to sign up and post here.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Did you just tell us to enjoy a blessed estrus? That is beyond disgusting.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

…the early Christians, apparently didn't really think that our ideas were "nonsensical babbling," seeing how much of it they adapted to build their own Springtime Resurrection Myth.

NEOPAGANISM didn't exist at the time of the early Church. I think you're getting confused with the IŠTAR/ASTARTE prostitution cult. Talk about daughters of sin!

Proverbs 7 6-27
For at the window of my house I looked through my casement, And beheld among the simple ones, I discerned among the youths, a young man void of understanding, Passing through the street near her corner; and he went the way to her house, In the twilight, in the evening, in the black and dark night:

And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart. (She is loud and stubborn; her feet abide not in her house: Now is she without, now in the streets, and lieth in wait at every corner.) So she caught him, and kissed him, and with an impudent face said unto him, I have peace offerings with me; this day have I payed my vows. Therefore came I forth to meet thee, diligently to seek thy face, and I have found thee. I have decked my bed with coverings of tapestry, with carved works, with fine linen of Egypt. I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon. Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves. For the goodman is not at home, he is gone a long journey: He hath taken a bag of money with him, and will come home at the day appointed.

With her much fair speech she caused him to yield, with the flattering of her lips she forced him. He goeth after her straightway, as an ox goeth to the slaughter, or as a fool to the correction of the stocks; Till a dart strike through his liver; as a bird hasteth to the snare, and knoweth not that it is for his life.

Hearken unto me now therefore, O ye children, and attend to the words of my mouth. Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in her paths. For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men have been slain by her. Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death.

[Cursed]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Oh, don't bother. I've been "welcomed" by your church already here.

I was trying to give you a fresh start because I felt sorry for you.

I know what it's like to be rejected. I am familiar with the pain, humiliation, and despair you are experiencing, that desperate, gnawing hunger that can never be satiated, that void that can never be filled. I know.

I... I was just trying to give you a new beginning, a chance to belong. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for caring.

I'm sorry for everything. I hope I die soon, then you people can't hurt me anymore, and GOD will hold me and love me and tell me I'm special and I'll finally be able to smile and laugh, ha ha! I can't wait, I CAN'T WAIT TO DIE!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

And if it was nonsense, then how do you explain the Magickal Egg Ritual?

I don't think I want to know.

May the Spirit of the Horned Hunter revitalize your suffering soul.

If that homer comes anywhere near me, I'll punch him in the gob!