[Professor Bessemer]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

Brother, may I suggest a chocolate candy filled with this:



I'm told it "burns twice", if you know what I mean.

But that is the very reason that candy is a poor medium for teaching about Jesus. His story involves His divine birth, His loving teachings, His betrayal, unimaginable pain and suffering, death, resurrection, ascension to paradise, and then the ultimate revelation that He and God are One single entity along with the Holy Spirit.

Candy is just not a complex enough food to convey a temporary sacrifice of One's self-chosen mortal life, where the Self sacrifices Itself to Himself in a temporary death to redeem the tainted souls of untold numbers of yet to be born believers in a faith that had yet to exist.

For that, at the very least, you would need some sort of a multilayered cake with various fillings and frostings, whose favors were each specifically chosen to convey the complexities of God's plan. Some flavors would need to be delicious, some would need to be offensive, and still others would need to cause physical pain. Your suggestion of using hot sauce is unfortunately only a start. A good start mind you, but just a start nonetheless.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

Please take your pagan Equinox celebration elsewhere. As for candy on Easter, if there was a candy that could help children remember the torture and pain that Christ endured as He was whipped and beaten nearly to death, then nailed to a cross to finally die slowly of exposure and dehydration, I could recommend that candy. But said candy would also need to teach children that Jesus arose from the dead three days later and ascended bodily and flew up to Heaven.

That just seems like much too complicated of a message to try to deliver with any food, let alone chocolate. Candy is not the correct medium with which to communicate complex theological concepts to children.

Brother, may I suggest a chocolate candy filled with this:



I'm told it "burns twice", if you know what I mean.

No and for two reasions
1) there is no such thing as satan he was a invention of the catholic church to demanise the old religion.
2) you people are a buch of idiots

So . . . the Catholic church somehow injected Satan into the Old Testament, which was written thousands of years before Christ?

You really have no grasp of anything not written by Silverbunny Ravenfluff, huh?

[Noah Sole]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

No and for two reasions
1) there is no such thing as satan he was a invention of the catholic church to demanise the old religion.
2) you people are a buch of idiots

"I'd be careful about throwing the term idiot around".

Amen

[Catherine Moore]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

Satan is mentioned in Job and Zechariah. Both written long before the founding of the Catholic church.

I'd be careful about throwing the term idiot around.

[tyler the earthworm]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

Are you saying your satanic magic is more powerful than the blood of Jesus? Think carefully about your response, witch.

No and for two reasions
1) there is no such thing as satan he was a invention of the catholic church to demanise the old religion.
2) you people are a buch of idiots

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

You do know that does not work right??????????????????

Are you saying your satanic magic is more powerful than the blood of Jesus? Think carefully about your response, witch.

[tyler the earthworm]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

At times like these I like to recite a prayer against witchcraft.

Evil gateman guarding the meeting places of my enemies, die in Jesus name
Evil chain on my neck be loosed in Jesus name
I throw off the yoke of slavery over my life in Jesus name
Terror of God, fall upon all my pursuers in Jesus name
O Land, Land, Land hear the word of the Lord and vomit my blessings in Jesus name
Every Power burning incense to the Queen of Heaven for my sake, perish by the sword in Jesus name.
Evil candles being burned against my destiny, be blown off by the wind of the Lord in Jesus name
Evil finger pointing at me in my dreams, become leprous and wither, in Jesus name.
My spirit refuse to participate in evil communication in Jesus name
Every gods of my nativity working against my life, be paralyzed by the blood of Jesus

Begone, foul sorcerer.

You do know that does not work right??????????????????


and come on people it is just candy it is vary yummy

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

Oh, shoot! I used to LOVE those Cardbury Eggs!




Just look at that, it looks so . . . yummy!

It makes my tummy feel funny just looking at it!








Tammi

[Roberta]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

They seem to prefer the Dingelbury brand on the continent. The oompa loompas make them in Austria.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

Just on the face of it, I think the cadbury situation is questionable. When you really stop and look at it, the word cadbury itself is just too over-seas-English-sounding.

"Cadbury" is just a few letters away from "Canterbury". Not only is that the name of a filthy filthy book (written in mysterious "Olde English" where you can't tell what they're really saying) (ie, there is opportunity for unseen back-masking recordings etceteras) but I think there was that stabbing of the archbishop of Canterbury, or a priest or someone close to the Catholic Church, at the Canterbury Cathedral overseas and now that date is a famous Catholic feast day or something.

All in all, too risky. Do not associate with the Cadbury Egg.
.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

It's just candy. =P Nothing wrong with that. :3

Hihi I wonder what you guys think of me and a friend of mine making rainbowcake eggs for eastern .x3



Omygosh, that's beautiful. <3 This Wicca religion sounds like a really nice religion haha. ^-^

At times like these I like to recite a prayer against witchcraft.

Evil gateman guarding the meeting places of my enemies, die in Jesus name
Evil chain on my neck be loosed in Jesus name
I throw off the yoke of slavery over my life in Jesus name
Terror of God, fall upon all my pursuers in Jesus name
O Land, Land, Land hear the word of the Lord and vomit my blessings in Jesus name
Every Power burning incense to the Queen of Heaven for my sake, perish by the sword in Jesus name.
Evil candles being burned against my destiny, be blown off by the wind of the Lord in Jesus name
Evil finger pointing at me in my dreams, become leprous and wither, in Jesus name.
My spirit refuse to participate in evil communication in Jesus name
Every gods of my nativity working against my life, be paralyzed by the blood of Jesus

Begone, foul sorcerer.

[Namelessdemon]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

It's just candy. =P Nothing wrong with that. :3

Hihi I wonder what you guys think of me and a friend of mine making rainbowcake eggs for eastern .x3

I advise you to just go ahead and eat those eggs. Did you know that eating eggs at Easter (originally Eostre, the name of the Spring Goddess) is a way of celebrating the start of spring, and the bloom of life on earth? The tradition originated with us pagans, and the egg is considered a symbol of the yearly rebirth of Gaia, the Earth Goddess.

Have you ever thought of becoming a wiccan?
Our religion is much less repressive than Christianity, because we don't listen to some Holy Book, but to the Voices of the Wind, which are always open to free interpretation. A favorite quote of mine is one a Native American woman once told the famous herbalist Carol McGrath:

Omygosh, that's beautiful. <3 This Wicca religion sounds like a really nice religion haha. ^-^

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

Prais the goddess there is another smart person here blessed be

Please take your pagan Equinox celebration elsewhere. As for candy on Easter, if there was a candy that could help children remember the torture and pain that Christ endured as He was whipped and beaten nearly to death, then nailed to a cross to finally die slowly of exposure and dehydration, I could recommend that candy. But said candy would also need to teach children that Jesus arose from the dead three days later and ascended bodily and flew up to Heaven.

That just seems like much too complicated of a message to try to deliver with any food, let alone chocolate. Candy is not the correct medium with which to communicate complex theological concepts to children.

[tyler the earthworm]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

I advise you to just go ahead and eat those eggs. Did you know that eating eggs at Easter (originally Eostre, the name of the Spring Goddess) is a way of celebrating the start of spring, and the bloom of life on earth? The tradition originated with us pagans, and the egg is considered a symbol of the yearly rebirth of Gaia, the Earth Goddess.

Have you ever thought of becoming a wiccan?
Our religion is much less repressive than Christianity, because we don't listen to some Holy Book, but to the Voices of the Wind, which are always open to free interpretation. A favorite quote of mine is one a Native American woman once told the famous herbalist Carol McGrath:

Prais the goddess there is another smart person here blessed be

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: are cadbury creme eggs sinfull?

The only correct way to eat Cadbury eggs would be to put several of them into a blender, then add about a dozen 'chick tracts', set blender on puree, blend for 5-6 minutes and proudly serve them to your young-uns. Baby Jesus will smile from his cloud with every bite! These special treats are so Godly that I make my kids remove their shoes before digging in!

Are you certain that those $0.99-per-thousand tracts use safe-for-consumption inks? We had an issue here not too long ago where Sister Jill ingested a cheap pocket Bible and was blind for 3 days.