God-mocking atheist actually understands Easter!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Well, sort of. Close enough, really.

[Angel of Light]

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[WWJDnow]

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I know the Bible tells me to love my enemies, but the homos and the cargo cultists really piss me off with the way they try to impose their lifestyles on the rest of us.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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That's a nice red X there, dim bulb. I can only assume you were mocking God, and the JesOS system caught it before it would offend my eyes.

[kabley]

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Every unbeliever understands the pagan ritual of Easter... Resurrection Sunday is another story, however...

[Twiggy]

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Everyone knows what Easter is originally about- Jesus died, was put in a cave, and then on the third day he rose again in the form of a giant chocolate egg, which is why we now have Easter eggs!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Everyone knows what Easter is originally about- Jesus died, was put in a cave, and then on the third day he rose again in the form of a giant chocolate egg, which is why we now have Easter eggs!

How did that little gag work out for ya, dear?

[Superdork33]

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I know the Bible tells me to love my enemies, but the homos and the cargo cultists really piss me off with the way they try to impose their lifestyles on the rest of us.

They dont impose it on you, if you think they do, that means that the thought of trying their lifestyle passed through your mind, and you immidietly denied it.
And becuase you say True Christians are never wrong or gay, you blame the homo for imposing it on you.

Written by a brother of a psychology student who wont stop talking.


On easter: You are all wrong, St. peter was a rabbit! in the last supper he ate sugered eggs with vannila, and then jesus made him the pope!
Popes should be rabbits! if that would happen, all christianity would gather, listen to a rabbit that tells god's words.
But the catholic church tries to hide the fact.

Now we eat choclate eggs becuase they taste better then what st. peter ate.


Makes sense, doesnt it?

[Lillian]

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On easter: You are all wrong, St. peter was a rabbit! in the last supper he ate sugered eggs with vannila, and then jesus made him the pope!
Popes should be rabbits! if that would happen, all christianity would gather, listen to a rabbit that tells god's words.
But the catholic church tries to hide the fact.

Now we eat choclate eggs becuase they taste better then what st. peter ate.


Makes sense, doesnt it?

Would love to join that religion!
Not only to you get bunnies, you also get chocolate eggs! X3

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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Well, I give up some chocolate eggs for eternal salvation any time... Short time policies like those Obummer politics are never smart (not that True Christians expect something smart from him).

[WWJDnow]

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They dont impose it on you, if you think they do, that means that the thought of trying their lifestyle passed through your mind, and you immidietly denied it.

Thanks, Dr. Phil, for that astonishingly incorrect psychoanalysis.

True Christians are never wrong or gay

This testimony is true.

Written by a brother of a psychology student who wont stop talking.

It's true, you won't stop talking. That must drive your brother crazy.