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It's Easter Bunny Season, bag a Leporidae Lagomorpha for Jesus!
Rabbits are disgusting creatures. Even the treehuggers over at wikipedia know that:
Who knows how this disgusting creature became the fancyful legend of the Christ's rebirth? And it hides eggs? Very weird.
Don't be fooled and think that bunnies are ALL nice and soft. There are evil bunnies out there, too:
Some like to scare children!
Maybe we should be digging deeper. Perhaps there is something about the image of a person in a rabbit outfit that resonates for these unsaved trash on a level even they cannot quite fathom. As unlikely as it may seem, maybe we just need to accept the possibility that evil man-rodents are… here to terrorize us.
Rabbits should be eaten or made into jackets or keyfobs.
Rabbits reingest their own droppings:
Rabbits are hindgut digesters. This means that most of their digestion takes place in their large intestine and caecum. In rabbits, the cecum is approximately 10 times bigger than the stomach, and it, along with the large intestine, makes up roughly 40% of the rabbit's digestive tract.[2] Cecotropes, sometimes called "night feces", come from the cecum and are high in minerals, vitamins and proteins that are necessary to the rabbit's health. Rabbits eat these in order to meet their nutritional requirements. This process allows rabbits to extract the necessary nutrients from their food.[3][4]
Diet and eating habits
Rabbits are herbivores who feed by grazing on grass, forbs, and leafy weeds. In addition, their diet contains large amounts of cellulose, which is hard to digest. Rabbits solve this problem by passing two distinctive types of feces: hard droppings and soft black viscous pellets, the latter of which are immediately eaten. Rabbits reingest their own droppings (rather than chewing the cud as do cows and many other herbivores) in order to fully digest their food and extract sufficient nutrients. [5] [6]
Rabbits are hindgut digesters. This means that most of their digestion takes place in their large intestine and caecum. In rabbits, the cecum is approximately 10 times bigger than the stomach, and it, along with the large intestine, makes up roughly 40% of the rabbit's digestive tract.[2] Cecotropes, sometimes called "night feces", come from the cecum and are high in minerals, vitamins and proteins that are necessary to the rabbit's health. Rabbits eat these in order to meet their nutritional requirements. This process allows rabbits to extract the necessary nutrients from their food.[3][4]
Diet and eating habits
Rabbits are herbivores who feed by grazing on grass, forbs, and leafy weeds. In addition, their diet contains large amounts of cellulose, which is hard to digest. Rabbits solve this problem by passing two distinctive types of feces: hard droppings and soft black viscous pellets, the latter of which are immediately eaten. Rabbits reingest their own droppings (rather than chewing the cud as do cows and many other herbivores) in order to fully digest their food and extract sufficient nutrients. [5] [6]
Don't be fooled and think that bunnies are ALL nice and soft. There are evil bunnies out there, too:
Some like to scare children!
Maybe we should be digging deeper. Perhaps there is something about the image of a person in a rabbit outfit that resonates for these unsaved trash on a level even they cannot quite fathom. As unlikely as it may seem, maybe we just need to accept the possibility that evil man-rodents are… here to terrorize us.
Rabbits should be eaten or made into jackets or keyfobs.
. When my brother and I caught a rabbit, it was a pregnant female. It was really cool to watch her belly move and feel the unborn babies kick and wriggle and stuff. We were going to eat it, but we didn't want the stress of the rabbit being caught hurt the unborn rabbits, so we let it go. 
. 'Occurring' meaning the holiday was already established before Christ rose. Hope this helps a newbie if they stumble onto this post.
It'll put them off pagan chocolate for life! 
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