[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

And the WINNER IS.........


Brother Rodimer for this winning entry!


Fantastic Brother!






Please enjoy your Easter Ham Medal and

A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF HONEY BAKED HAMS - Courtesty of Landover Baptist Church!

ENJOY!

In accepting this award, I'd like to thank . . . um . . . Jesus, of course! And God and the Holy Spirit. So really just the one, then.







Oh, yes, I thank the people of Landover too, especially Daisy Mae. I was just kidding!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

And the WINNER IS.........


Brother Rodimer for this winning entry!


Fantastic Brother!

"I'm back!"

Please enjoy your Easter Ham Medal and

A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF HONEY BAKED HAMS - Courtesty of Landover Baptist Church!

ENJOY!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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"I'm back!"

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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Salvation is not as easy as pulling an Easter bunny out of a hat. Live your KJV!

[OliveOilMom]

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The Son Also Rises

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

Best Caption wins an Easter Ham medal!




Good luck and remember JESUS is watching you.

An Easter ham medal??


"Happy Easter! You have this many chances left to permanently abandon your life of sin before I kill you and drop-kick you into My Lake of Fire. Is it 2? Or is it 1? Better ask yourself, punk . . . Do I feel lucky?"

"It was supposed to be 3 days, but I couldn't wait to give you the gift of Salvation!"

"This many George Carlin jokes crack Me up."

"TXTNG U MY <3: KJV1611 :)"

"GOT MY TXT? KJV! <3"

[OliveOilMom]

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Daisy, you can simply order me a spiral cut Virgnia ham and I'll pick it up, no need to ship it.

Just a word of warning about those sprial sliced hams. When we lived in the city I used to buy one from our Honeybaked Ham store. (Mods pleasse remove the actual name of the store if those satanic lawyers they use would say that this is slander) I didn't think that it would be owned by the athiestic jews and catholics, but it was. I PRAYED for forgivness from CHRIST, and I know I've received it, but I also must warn others.

Our local HoneyBaked Ham store was owned by jews and catholics! They even hired lesbians to work there! It is not a place to buy food for a CHRISTIAN family!!

Also, I wouldn't buy any spiral sliced anything. The spiral is a pagan symbol. I wouldn't want it on my food!

[Mistress Cookie]

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"Your eternal salvation is no shell game. Accept Jesus or the yolks on you!"

For once we are in agreement, Mr. Maurice (I think) (am still pondering if there's a snide, heretical joke in there)

Maybe the caption could be:

"You Have to Break a Few Eggs to be a True Christian(tm)"

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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"Your eternal salvation is no shell game. Accept Jesus or the yolks on you!"




Bless you, my future ham sender,
Father Mo



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Indeed. You have to accept Jesus (not Mary!) to be saved.

Bless you, my future ex-Catholic.

[James Hutchins]

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Daisy, you can simply order me a spiral cut Virgnia ham and I'll pick it up, no need to ship it.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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"Your eternal salvation is no shell game. Accept Jesus or the yolks on you!"




Bless you, my future ham sender,
Father Mo



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[Zechariah Smyth]

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NO JELLY BEANS FOR YOU!!!
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[herbertLovesGod]

Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham!

Best Caption wins an Easter Ham medal!




Good luck and remember JESUS is watching you.

Just to be clear, is the prize a Hamite or a ham?

Servant Herbert.

[Roberta]

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This could have been a chicken!
(Sponsored by the GOP)

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Best Caption wins an Easter Ham medal!




Good luck and remember JESUS is watching you.

Without Jesus you are but an empty shell.
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