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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    False Jesus Radio Advice

    Brothers, I hope that you will all join me in calling THIS radio station to demand the degenerate homer be taken off the air and horsewhipped for attempting to impersonate our Saviour, Jesus Christ.

    What would Jesus say?
    Radio host takes on godly persona, gives life advice


    Inside KFI-AM, the face of this Jesus looks nothing like familiar images of Christ. Bald and goateed sans moustache, he wears a hoop earring and bears the tattoos of a rebellious youth.

    The voice of KFI Jesus - a strong, smooth bass - belongs to Neil Saavedra, who does not believe he is the Messiah, yet he assumes the godly persona during a three-hour call-in show that airs Sunday mornings.

    His tone is not sarcastic but loving, his aim not to deceive but to reach Christians in need of support, encouragement and pastoral advice.

    For Saavedra, a lifelong Christian who had his born-again moment at age 17, it’s a calling. Serving as marketing director for KFI-AM (640) pays his bills. Hosting “The Jesus Christ Show” is how he gives back.

    “Do I feel qualified to answer any of this stuff? No way,” he said during a commercial break. “But sometimes the people are so desperate for help, my God, I’ve got to do something.”

    Listeners heed his wisdom; some consider it divinely inspired.

    The Christian Bible warns no fewer than seven times against false teachers who will twist God’s message for their own gain. Christians are taught to be on guard, clearly illustrated during an early commercial break.

    “Hey Neil, on Line2 the guy seems a bit combative,” KFI Jesus’ call screener said. “He wants to know if you are a false Jesus and if we should run from you.”

    Saavedra, 37, comes from a large family - five brothers and one sister. Born and raised Catholic, he grew up in a lower-income Ventura County home and was never much of a student.

    In the studio, “your holy host,” as KFI Jesus refers to himself, has a stack of references - his “safety net” and “security blanket” - which include the Bible, commentaries on the Old and New testaments, the books “When Skeptics Ask” and “When Critics Ask” and a 2-inch stack of notes.

    “One time, I dropped an F-bomb in front of my mom, and this sweet lady, who was raised Catholic - she went to parochial school - looked at me and said, `Son, you are no Jesus.’ And I said, `Mom, you are no virgin.”‘

    Saavedra’s faith is fervent, but he is not pious. His opening monologue usually is an indication of his recent struggles, and when it’s about God’s plan for sexual purity, his colleagues know he’s not following it.

    “He is very religious, but he is very rebellious,” said Robin Bertolucci, KFI’s program director. “He has sort of a love-hate relationship with religion.”

    “Elijah was suicidal; Isaiah preached naked. These are not perfect people. Job went bankrupt; John the Baptist ate bugs. It wasn’t about perfection. It wasn’t about them not having any flaws. It was about God using them, seeing in them the passion and intensity for the word of God,” KFI Jesus told his audience.
    All I have to say about this is....

    1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: False Jesus Radio Advice

    He's nothing but a False Prophet Pastor Ezekiel!

    Psalm 120: 1-3
    In my distress I cried unto the LORD, and he heard me.
    Deliver my soul, O LORD, from lying lips, and from a deceitful tongue.
    What shall be given unto thee? or what shall be done unto thee, thou false tongue?

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • tommy
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2006
      • 392

      #3
      Re: False Jesus Radio Advice

      I hate the expression "false prophet". It sounds too, too...They're all just a bunch of wackos...
      The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
      Exodus 15:3

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: False Jesus Radio Advice

        Originally posted by tommy View Post
        I hate the expression "false prophet". It sounds too, too...They're all just a bunch of wackos...
        That's what these Demons want you to think Brother:

        Matthew 7: 15
        Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
        Matthew 24:11
        And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.


        I think someone needs Bible Reading classes.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • tommy
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2006
          • 392

          #5
          Re: False Jesus Radio Advice

          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
          That's what these Demons want you to think Brother:

          Matthew 7: 15
          Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
          Matthew 24:11
          And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.


          I think someone needs Bible Reading classes.
          I do, I do need Bible classes- Sadly there is no Landover baptist church in my country. Do you run an on-line Bible-class?
          The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
          Exodus 15:3

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: False Jesus Radio Advice

            Originally posted by tommy View Post
            I do, I do need Bible classes- Sadly there is no Landover baptist church in my country. Do you run an on-line Bible-class?
            Sure! Hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this screen and you'll be put in touch with our on-line Bible study pastors. We take all credit cards, and I do mean all.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: False Jesus Radio Advice

              People who listen to that blasphemous show, and particularly those who call in, should also be horsewhipped for paying attention to that false Jesus and thereby ignoring the warning of the real Jesus:

              Mat 24:23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here [is] Christ, or there; believe [it] not.

              Mar 13:21 And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here [is] Christ; or, lo, [he is] there; believe [him] not:
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729

                #8
                Re: False Jesus Radio Advice

                Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post

                Mat 24:23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here [is] Christ, or there; believe [it] not.

                Mar 13:21 And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here [is] Christ; or, lo, [he is] there; believe [him] not:
                Surely if you look long enough, you can FIND HIM.

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2026
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: False Jesus Radio Advice

                  Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                  Surely if you look long enough, you can FIND HIM.
                  Listen, Brother OYK. I followed your Link and found HIM© hiding in the Market place, and all I got was a lousy T-shirt!!
                  It's a good job I'm already guaranteed Salvation™ here at Landover Bapti$t Church.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #10
                    Re: False Jesus Radio Advice

                    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                    Listen, Brother OYK. I followed your Link and found HIM© hiding in the Market place, and all I got was a lousy T-shirt!!
                    It's a good job I'm already guaranteed Salvation™ here at Landover Bapti$t Church.
                    Sister Talitha, I'd no idea you still felt a need to look for Him(c).

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2026
                      • 15118

                      #11
                      Re: False Jesus Radio Advice

                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                      Sister Talitha, I'd no idea you still felt a need to look for Him(c).
                      Of course silly!!
                      We all should look for HIM© in case he has returned.
                      Pastor keeps saying that soon the Rapture will occur and we must Tithe and make substantial Loving Donations to the Lord© ready for this occasion.
                      He will certainly need new Sandals after all this time.

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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