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  • Its Official: Jews are Homer Lovers

    In open defiance of the KJV 1611 Holy Bible, the filthy jews have embraced sodomy as an integral part of their cult. The entire story is here.

    Conservative Jewish Scholars Ease Ban on Fag Ordination

    NEW YORK, Dec 6 - Conservative Jewish scholars eased their ban Wednesday on ordaining sodomites, upending thousands of years of precedent while stopping short of fully accepting queer clergy.

    The Committee on Jewish Law and Standards, which interprets religious law for the North American movement, adopted three starkly conflicting policies that nonetheless gave homers the chance to serve as clergy.

    One upholds the prohibition against fag rabbis. Another, billed as a compromise, permits fag ordination while continuing to ban male sodomy. The third upholds the ban on queer sexual relationships in Jewish law and mentions the option for fags to undergo therapy aimed at changing their sexual orientation.

    It will also test what Conservative Jewish leaders call their "big tent" - allowing diverse practices by the movement's more than 1,000 rabbis and 750 North American synagogues.

    The 25-member panel made its decision in a two-day closed meeting in an Upper East Side synagogue. Students from a sodomite advocacy group at the Jewish Theological Seminary, the flagship school of Conservative Judaism, stood vigil nearby while the results were announced.

    Reform Jews, as well as the smaller Reconstructionist branch, allow fags to become rabbis; the Orthodox bar sodomites and women from ordination.

    The last major Law Committee vote on homer relationships came in 1992, when the panel voted 19-3, with one abstention, that Jewish law barred openly queer students from seminaries and prohibited the more than 1,000 rabbis in the movement from officiating at homer union ceremonies.

    The debate focuses on Leviticus 18:22, which states, "Do not lie with a male as one lies with a woman" - echoing the fight in mainline Protestant groups about the Bible and sexuality.
    So let me get this straight: "conservative" Christ-killing jews think there is something to debate in Leviticus 18:22? Is there any wonder that Jesus has a special section of hell reserved for these hook-nosed perverts?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Its Official: Jews are Homer Lovers

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    In open defiance of the KJV 1611 Holy Bible, the filthy jews have embraced sodomy as an integral part of their cult. The entire story is here.



    So let me get this straight: "conservative" Christ-killing jews think there is something to debate in Leviticus 18:22? Is there any wonder that Jesus has a special section of hell reserved for these hook-nosed perverts?
    Elmer and I will celebrate over my Baptist Bacon Wrapped Pork loaf tonight! When will these coupon clinching mono-color morons quit tying up the check-out line at the grocery store by constantly challenging the price of every cheap clump of kale they fret about parting with their pennies for and start facing their eternal damnation?
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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    • #3
      Re: Its Official: Jews are Homer Lovers

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      In open defiance of the KJV 1611 Holy Bible, the filthy jews have embraced sodomy as an integral part of their cult. The entire story is here.



      So let me get this straight: "conservative" Christ-killing jews think there is something to debate in Leviticus 18:22? Is there any wonder that Jesus has a special section of hell reserved for these hook-nosed perverts?
      Or Leviticus 20:13 for that matter?
      Are they too scared to mention such a verse..
      Too scared to spill some homer blood in the name of the Lord?

      If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination:
      They shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
      Leviticus 20:13

      As for the source used here, the whole website is way too lieberal for me..
      No wonder they'd love these filthy sodomite joos.

      I've stopped reading sickular news sources alltogether, I only receive news from our offical newspaper and Jesus Himself nowadays.
      Praise!
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • #4
        Re: Its Official: Jews are Homer Lovers

        As a Moderator on God's favourite Forum I have a duty to stop anything being posted that is Unchristian, Prejudicial or Biased.

        However, this Thread is about Hook-nosed Homersekshual Kikes, the very same people WHO KILLED BABY JESUS©.

        Please carry on.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • #5
          Re: Its Official: Jews are Homer Lovers

          a men!


          Juice a Joo Today


          with a steak mallet!!!

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