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Attention false Christians: BONO DID NOT DIE FOR YOUR SINS!
Friends, I have just heard of the latest atrocity Satan's minions have come up with to try and discredit our Lord. Not content with the way the Catholics attempt to gobble Jesus in a death cookie, the E-piss-copaliens have gone one step further and decided to try and serve death cookies symbolising the resurrection of a rich drunken Irishman with a silly hat who plays in some kind of a goth black metal band. Jesus weeps bitter tears at this madness.
So, they're using devil jungle music to try and rally people to support the Communist agenda...and they're doing so in a Church? Claiming to be serving God by doing so? How long will it be before these God-mocking hippies give up all pretence and just serve up a tab of LSD as "the flesh of Christ"? This Boner fellow is not the Messiah, he is just a false prophet who must be put to death!
Looking for a way to engage your congregation in the MDG's [Muslim Domination Gangs] and in new forms of worship? You've come to the right place. Perhaps you've heard about them on the news or by word of mouth. Perhaps, you are just now hearing about the U2charist. What is it?
A Since General Convention, it seems like everyone is wanting to hold a U2charist (a service of Holy Eucharist using the music of the Irish rock band U2) to raise awareness about the Millennium Development Goals.
U2charist is an Episcopal Eucharist service that features the music of the rock band U2 and a message about God's call to rally around the Millennium Development Goals. The U2charist is a great opportunity to reach out to the people in your congregation and larger community, especially young people. This service the music and message of U2 about global reconciliation, justice for the poor and oppressed, and the importance of caring for your neighbor. Led by the global MDG ambassador, Bono, U2 is calling people worldwide to a deeper faith and engagement with God's mission. The U2charist seeks to be an extension of this ministry.
A Since General Convention, it seems like everyone is wanting to hold a U2charist (a service of Holy Eucharist using the music of the Irish rock band U2) to raise awareness about the Millennium Development Goals.
U2charist is an Episcopal Eucharist service that features the music of the rock band U2 and a message about God's call to rally around the Millennium Development Goals. The U2charist is a great opportunity to reach out to the people in your congregation and larger community, especially young people. This service the music and message of U2 about global reconciliation, justice for the poor and oppressed, and the importance of caring for your neighbor. Led by the global MDG ambassador, Bono, U2 is calling people worldwide to a deeper faith and engagement with God's mission. The U2charist seeks to be an extension of this ministry.
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