[Godless Italian]

Re: Female "Bishop" Arrested For Hit And Run

Brothers in Christ, I rest my case. The fact that so many false Christian devil churches like the Episcopalians allow female "pastors" to lead their flock of blasphemers just proves the point I have been making from my pulpit for years: Satan is working hard to rule the world.

I am so glad the LORD God got me off the way to the Hell!

[Witch Hammer]

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No, he was 41. And yes, I agree that at 41 year old man shouldn't be riding a bike that looks like that. But the sad truth is that he was, indeed, riding that Evel (Evil) bike. Perhaps he was a Pedophile, which makes actually makes more sense as to why God would smite him.

Bicycles are for fags. A True Christian™ wouldn't be caught dead on one...

[Mrs. Isaac Peters]

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Personally, I don't believe women should be allowed to drive for just that reason - they're far too emotional and irrational.

You're so right, dear. Our female brains can't handle the complexities of driving. That's what chauffeurs and delivery services are for.

[BaptistBethany]

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When I saw the bike, I wondered if he was a circus clown or even a dwarf. If so then perhaps God was acting with His usual efficiency, wiping out one abomination while at the same time disgracing another (the false bishopette).

Dear Joanna, Several people have commented that this man might have been a dwarf, due to the picture of the bicycle he was riding. Maybe you all are correct. The Associated Press has not released a picture of this man yet, so we don't know. But that would make perfect sense. He was probably an evel (evil) dwarf and pedophile. And, like you suggested, he could have dressed as a clown to attract young boys. Sick perverted heathen! Oh well, he's burning in hell now. So we can all Praise Jesus!

[BaptistBethany]

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Personally, I don't believe women should be allowed to drive for just that reason - they're far too emotional and irrational.

You are so right - she should not be allowed to drive! I mean, if a bunch of people on bikes can catch up with an SUV (as stated in the story), how good of a driver can you be??? Was she driving 5 mph???

[Jim Farmer]

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Personally, I don't believe women should be allowed to drive for just that reason - they're far too emotional and irrational.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Being a Bishop of a big outfit like that has to be a pressure-filled job. Not something a woman can handle.

Everyone at LBC knows she would have either drown in a pool of tears or run over someone on a bicycle. Turned out to be the latter.

Or, maybe she was weeping hysterically and didn't see him.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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When I saw the bike, I wondered if he was a circus clown or even a dwarf. If so then perhaps God was acting with His usual efficiency, wiping out one abomination while at the same time disgracing another (the false bishopette).

[BaptistBethany]

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The article said he was 41. Did they mean to say 14? I don't see how an adult could fit on that bicycle. Was he a midget?

No, he was 41. And yes, I agree that at 41 year old man shouldn't be riding a bike that looks like that. But the sad truth is that he was, indeed, riding that Evel (Evil) bike. Perhaps he was a Pedophile, which makes actually makes more sense as to why God would smite him.

[Alvin Moss]

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Yes, he was indeed without God. They released a picture of his bicycle. Notice how it says EVEL on it! (They misspelled Evil to throw us off, but we all know what it means!)

The article said he was 41. Did they mean to say 14? I don't see how an adult could fit on that bicycle. Was he a midget?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The local Catholic church was quick to react:

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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One great thing in this story is to notice, how weak weapons Satan gives to his sorceress.

"According to reports, Bishop Cook initially fled the scene after striking Tom Palermo on December 27 with her Subaru SUV. However, after being chased down by other bicyclists, Cook returned to the scene of the accident 20 minutes later."

Subaru SUV. Bicyclists chased her down in 20 minutes.

God's warriors have much more powerful weapons. Like this.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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[1 Timothy 3:1-7 KJV] 1 This [is] a true saying, If a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work. 2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach; 3 Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous; 4 One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity; 5 (For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?) 6 Not a novice, lest being lifted up with pride he fall into the condemnation of the devil. 7 Moreover he must have a good report of them which are without; lest he fall into reproach and the snare of the devil.

Only the Whiskeypalians would think that Heather Crook meets the Biblical standard. Then again, the Whiskeypalians have rewritten God's Law to say simply, "Thou shalt not use the wrong fork for salad."

[BaptistBethany]

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That isn't a bike a man should ride.

This

is a bike a man should ride.

I agree. The bike he was riding is not masculine at all. But I was just posting the picture that the Associated Press released.

[Witch Hammer]

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That isn't a bike a man should ride.

This

is a bike a man should ride.

Amen! And also a bike The Son of Man® should ride...I can picture The Savior descending from Heaven on just such a vehicle, upon a glorious cloud of exhaust fumes, when He returns!

1 Thessalonians 4:16

16*For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first