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  • Jim Farmer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2293

    #1

    Yoga is blasphemous

    Those filthy dark-skinned Hindoos keep trying to lure good Christian women into their death cult. Do not be tempted. These are some of the weapons they use:

    That second picture, supposedly showing Jesus doing yoga is a fraud - it's made up by a lying artist or is photoshopped. No one should be fooled into believing that it's an actual photo of Jesus - it's not.

    So what is yoga all about? The word 'yoga' is an abbreviation of 'hatha yoga'. It was invented by one of Satan's agents called 'Shiver'

    You can see it's Satan, by the trident. And does that look like a tranny to you? It's certainly not a manly man. Anyway, the tranny told a fish about his 'yoga' and the fish then became a man. This is in direct contravention of the Bible where God made fish (Genesis 1:22) and God made man (Genesis 1:27). He did not make fish that can turn into men.

    So what do the Hindoos do with their yoga? They practice something called 'austerities' which is to see how much they can endure without dying. For instance, this man has lived on nothing more than 2 glasses of milk a day for 40 years. Please tell me, how is that servicing God?

    Some of them claim you can live on nothing but water, or even just air. Maybe all those darkies in Dot India should take up that suggestion - the world would be better off without them.

    This nutter has worn this chastity belt for the last 50 years (imagine the stench), and for 12 of them, he did not speak. So he brought forth no Sons for Christ and didn't pray for 12 years.


    Then there are those who surround themselves with burning cow dung for 18 years. What a total waste of perfectly good dung that could be used to cook barley cakes. Ezekiel 4:12-15

    There is another thing they do - they don't sit down or lie down for 12 years. They have a swing contraption that they dangle themselves over to sleep.

    There's also those who takes 2 years to move around a mountain on their stomachs


    And all this to venerate Satan's help, Shiver.
    How does any of this praise the Lord Our God? How does it benefit Him? How does it show how much we love Him? It doesn't. It venerates no one but Satan!
    Don't be part of it! It hurts Baby Jesus to see any Christian taking part in these satanic rituals.
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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: Yoga is blasphemous

    The Yoga is nothing but a link to demonic practices and marijuana addiction.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • DemonThinker96
      Unsaved trash, repulsive teenaged demon
      • Apr 2014
      • 122

      #3
      Re: Yoga is blasphemous

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      The Yoga is nothing but a link to demonic practices and marijuana addiction.
      Proof?
      Rom.1:26-27
      For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4
        Re: Yoga is blasphemous

        Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
        Proof?
        Try clicking on the links we provide.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12662

          #5
          Re: Yoga is blasphemous

          I have to confess some women in Freehold have called me to ask why there are no Yoga classes in our town.

          I explain to them that it is blasphemous and has no place in a Christian community. So, they ask me, "How are we to stay in shape without Yoga classes?"

          To have a really spotless home will require lots of exercise, I explain. That's how women can stay in shape.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: Yoga is blasphemous

            If you practice the yoga, you'll end up looking like this:

            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • DemonThinker96
              Unsaved trash, repulsive teenaged demon
              • Apr 2014
              • 122

              #7
              Re: Yoga is blasphemous

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Try clicking on the links we provide.

              No, I meant ACTUAL proof, not some delusional nutjob.
              Rom.1:26-27
              For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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              • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                 
                • Jul 2014
                • 8407

                #8
                Re: Yoga is blasphemous

                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                To have a really spotless home will require lots of exercise, I explain. That's how women can stay in shape.
                Well said, Mr Mayor, sir! 30 minutes a day scrubbing the kitchen floor - and that is all it takes, if we do it daily - does more for the postnatal waistline than any amount of contorting oneself into the downward dog position. Plus, at the end of it, you have a clean floor. Truly a win-win situation!
                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2014
                  • 1330

                  #9
                  Re: Yoga is blasphemous

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  To have a really spotless home will require lots of exercise, I explain. That's how women can stay in shape.
                  Amen! Maintaining a clean house is a lot of work, even with Negros. Who chases them around the house making sure they scrub, who beats them as necessary, who scrubs the floors twice to make sure they are done right, who cooks? The wife, and it's hard labor, for a woman of course! I stay in shape, of course with my Pep vitamins!

                  Yours in Christ,
                  Elizabeth
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                  "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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