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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12958

    #1

    Atheists Launch a 1-800-JESUSHATESYOU Hotline.

    Desperate for some kind of victory somewhere, atheists have established a hotline for false Christians. No genuine Christian would call an atheist.

    Christians with questions about the faith already call Pastor Zeke. He takes calls from all over the world. Everyone knows the Pastor is a truthful source of help for any question that might come along.

    While no one says it, I'm quite certain this "hotline" is actually a homer recruitment project. Call the number and men will no doubt hear another man breathing heavily.

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2014
    • 1330

    #2
    Re: Atheists Launch a 1-800-JESUSHATESYOU Hotline.

    Mr. Hold, may I suggest that we call them in mass and pray and witness to them. We could also educate then on who Jesus hates (fornicators, homos, ect.) Thus, we can turn the tables on Satan's evil imagination!
    "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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    • VictoryOS
      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
       
      • Dec 2007
      • 5390

      #3
      Re: Atheists Launch a 1-800-JESUSHATESYOU Hotline.

      What a lovely idea, Sister Elizabeth! Those of us who are strong in our faith should call the number, as this would tie up the line so the unsaved and the children can't get through. You're always thinking about the children, that's something I like about you.
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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      • its_faith
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2010
        • 292

        #4
        Re: Atheists Launch a 1-800-JESUSHATESYOU Hotline.

        It must be a hotline exclusively for them.

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