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  • Brother Guy Bayard
    Anvil of the Antipodes
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2007
    • 1271

    #1

    Dead Scientologist

    Isaac Hayes. He was a well known musician apparently. I wonder if there'll be a squabble over his estate between his family and the Church of Scientology?
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #2
    Re: Dead Scientologist

    Never heard of him. Was he a high priest in that science cult?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Brother Guy Bayard
      Anvil of the Antipodes
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 1271

      #3
      Re: Dead Scientologist

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Never heard of him. Was he a high priest in that science cult?
      I've just done some interwebs research - he was a Rock and Roll musician who worshipped Satan, he had 15 individual course completions in scientologomy (15 spits in baby Jesus' face) and he was a coloured boy. He also had a joos name.
      Surely there are some instances where the Lord allows abortion? Jesus wouldn't have minded this one being coat hangered I'm sure. Anyhoo, as always, Jesus has the last laugh - in fact I think I can hear him laughing now, as Hayes is asking St Peter -
      "what do you mean L.Ron Hubbard isnt here?"
      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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      • Roberta
        Anti La Leche League Organizer
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 1817

        #4
        Re: Dead Scientologist

        It's about time he got the shaft!
        Come climb my mountains.

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2025
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: Dead Scientologist

          Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
          I've just done some interwebs research - he was a Rock and Roll musician who worshipped Satan, he had 15 individual course completions in scientologomy (15 spits in baby Jesus' face) and he was a coloured boy. He also had a joos name.
          Surely there are some instances where the Lord allows abortion? Jesus wouldn't have minded this one being coat hangered I'm sure. Anyhoo, as always, Jesus has the last laugh - in fact I think I can hear him laughing now, as Hayes is asking St Peter -
          "what do you mean L.Ron Hubbard isnt here?"
          You mean they let Negras into Heaven now?

          There goes the neighborhood.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Brother Guy Bayard
            Anvil of the Antipodes
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2007
            • 1271

            #6
            Re: Dead Scientologist

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            You mean they let Negras into Heaven now?

            There goes the neighborhood.
            Fear not Sister Talitha. This Nigra wont be getting past St Peter.
            He might steal Gabriels horn though.
            The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
            Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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