[Coolio226]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Ummm... wait.... so are you saying your parents are your brothers?? I realise a LOT of incest and sick perverted garbage goes on in your average atheist home, seeing as you have no morals, no beliefs, and no decent role models to live your lives by, but that's still pretty sick.

No, I mean that my parents are happy, and my brothers are happy as well. Is english not your native language? Because that would explain it.

[Coolio226]

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Do tell, exactly when did "atheist" become a race?

NO, but I looked at your 'noobs please read' thread, adn there is a section which is 'You think we're racist?' wherein you state that black Africans are on the same rank as slaves of slaves. That is racism. Racism is against the Universal Rights of Men. That makes you the scum of the Earth in my mind.

[Coolio226]

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This is patently untrue. Every one knows that the happiness the atheist talk about so much is nothing more than a scented rose from the bumgut of Satan.

YIC

Do you have any Atheist friends? No? Didn't think so, with an attitude like that. No one wants to know someone who will discriminate against people because of their race, religion (or lack of religion) or colour. Really, we let you believe what you want, but you just won't give up in trying to convert us to your religion when we obviously don't care. At all. Besides, this is a thread to explain that we aren't miserable, and that if you met us in person, you would realise this, instead of proclaiming "I don't know you but you don't believe what I do so you must be sad!" Because that's simply what you believe. Like how I'm starting to believe you're all self centred bigots. If you don't know what you're talking about, don't try to argue about it.

Oh, and by the way, I'm twelve, am an atheist, haven't been raped by my parents etc, like you all seem to believe. I wouldn't kill another man unless they were endangering my life, nor would I steal or rape. Just because your Bible, written thousands of years ago, says so, doesn't mean it's the truth. I'm starting to think this church has been reduced to the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church. And they're hated by almost everyone on the Internet.

[Levi Jones]

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Racism is against the Universal Rights of Men.

And what chapter and verse might I find these so called universal rights in?

The Bible is very much pro-slavery. It also mentions the Curse of Ham which says that certain races will serve the others.

You should read your Bible more, boy.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Do you have any Atheist friends? No? Didn't think so, with an attitude like that. No one wants to know someone who will discriminate against people because of their race, religion (or lack of religion) or colour. Really, we let you believe what you want, but you just won't give up in trying to convert us to your religion when we obviously don't care. At all. Besides, this is a thread to explain that we aren't miserable, and that if you met us in person, you would realise this, instead of proclaiming "I don't know you but you don't believe what I do so you must be sad!" Because that's simply what you believe. Like how I'm starting to believe you're all self centred bigots. If you don't know what you're talking about, don't try to argue about it.

Oh, and by the way, I'm twelve, am an atheist, haven't been raped by my parents etc, like you all seem to believe. I wouldn't kill another man unless they were endangering my life, nor would I steal or rape. Just because your Bible, written thousands of years ago, says so, doesn't mean it's the truth. I'm starting to think this church has been reduced to the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church. And they're hated by almost everyone on the Internet.

You're not twelve

Jesus knows when you lie, sinner

YIC

[Alvin]

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Also, following the conclusion of this statement, it appears you are asserting that not only atheists are miserable, but all theists who don't believe in your God, this just reeks of lunacy.

You spelled "certainty" wrong.

I see too many people in other religions who are apparently happy with their lives to be faking it. I fail to see any legibility in this statement. We tend to be happier when we realize if we want something done right, we do it ourselves, praying to your invisible sky daddy is not going to make things better for you, you're only convinced beyond hope it does.

I see too many people who are apparently happy while on drugs. Doesn't mean they won't have one HELL of a hangover when they realize they were just clouding their senses.

Also, can you explain to me why most Atheists try to use big words they don't properly understand, in contexts that make no sense, like "legibility" in your paragraph? Trying to sound more scientesty?

Reminds me of that Bongo-playing nutcase Richard Feynman who won the Dynamite Prize for physics. You should look up what he wrote about "Cargo Cult Science" in what must have been a single moment of God-induced clarity.

Your kind is no better when religious nutcases go off on Youtube sprouting utterly ridiculous statements that are no doubt made to offend us atheists, and yet you don't see us making up an imaginary place where silly people like you go after death.

Now you are making no sense at all. OF COURSE Atheists would never make up an imaginary place for silly people to go after death - why would they? If Atheists had enough wisdom to acknowledge there is a place people go after death, they would not be Atheists, would they? Duh!

The only rational thing for Atheists to do would be to make up a imaginary place where silly people can go before death.

NDE experiences don't count, there are atheists who have recalled 'heavenly' experiences before being revived, including Carl Sagan.

Don't you think you're pushing your Atheistic personality cult a bit too far by claiming that Carl Sagan was resurrected? He's not Jesus, you know?

Christians are happy people? You sure don't seem happy to me with your bitter, judgmental, depressing attitude. I see no "blissful" joy here, only solidified ignorance.

Believe you me when I state with ABSOLUTE, GODLY certainty that since fully submitting my will to Sweet Baby Jesus, I see practically ONLY "blissful" joy here on God's Own Forum (TM)!

Psalm 135:16
They have mouths, but they speak not; eyes have they, but they see not;

I pray that the LORD will show mercy and open your eyes to HIS GLORY!:

Yours in Him,

Alvin

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Like how I'm starting to believe you're all self centred bigots. If you don't know what you're talking about, don't try to argue about it.

Oh, and by the way, I'm twelve, am an atheist, haven't been raped by my parents etc, like you all seem to believe.

Coolio--You should be forwarned people on this forum are communications experts. Our field of expertise is lanuage use.

Any of us could spot immediately your preoccupation with "rape". This sexual prooccuption is almost always associated with homerism.

You may be unaware, yourself, of this problem. I would just make the suggestion you check yourself in a some Christian agency for evaluation. All the best.

[Brother_Percy]

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No, I mean that my parents are happy, and my brothers are happy as well. Is english not your native language? Because that would explain it.

Of course English isn't my native language, my native language is AMERICAN. Get it right, scumbag!

[EmoKim]

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Hiii , why is your head miserable (: ?





Much greetings From belgium :3


i love satann bitchessszz <3

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hiii , why is your head miserable (: ?





Much greetings From belgium :3


i love satann bitchessszz <3

Belgium? Take your wooden shoes elsewhere, you semen-soaked whore.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Albert The Lunkhead (On Moderation)]

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Athiests seem to make a big deal out of why they don't believe in God, they go around bitching and moaning about practically everything ... like anything they have to say is actually important??

This is similar to you Christians.

why don't they quit their whining, and realise their lives could be so much more - if they just 'got with Jesus'.

You can really say that because you don't know if it will be true.

They're all such lonely angry hateful and bitter people

I'm not lonely, and I'm not angry. I have a wife and children. I'm happy.

I doubt they have many friends.

I got a large number of friends.

But I wonder why they choose to be so miserable?

Because there is no positive evidence, and other reasons.

Only someone exceedingly stupid would you choose to reject that!

And people who deny observation and experimentation evidence right in front of their eyes are stupid.

They write books about it, spread their hate across the interweb - because they're jealous of us!

And why would we be jealous of you guys? There's nothing to be jealous about. Killing homosexuals, stoning etc. That's not something to be jealous about; that's be evil.

They're jealous of us Christians because we're happier than they'll ever be! Because we have God's promise of eternal salvation, and because we know we're going to Heaven! Halellujah!

I'm happy - maybe even happier than you.

They see that all Christians are happy people, always smiling and full of God's love.

This forum has expressed a different form of Christians.

Possibly they have some sort of mental problem, or retardation of some sort? Does anyone know?

no. We just have a rational brain.

Why are athiests so miserable?

We aren't. You have to be really dumb to say that all atheists are miserable.

[Nurse Clampett]

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We aren't. You have to be really dumb to say that all atheists are miserable.

Of course you're not. You go about merrily, doing the work of Satan and are rewarded with the gifts of drugs and anal sex. BUT....there will come Judgement. That is when you cannot pay off God as you would Planned Parenthood to get rid of inconvenient evidence!
Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Paul Ellis Rushdie]

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And they shall fight against thee; but they shall not prevail against thee; for I am with thee, saith the LORD, to deliver thee.

Fucking Atheists

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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And they shall fight against thee; but they shall not prevail against thee; for I am with thee, saith the LORD, to deliver thee.

piffleing Atheists

Paul.

Please go to the Introduction Thread and introduce yourself.

In American: not foreigner speak

YIC

[way2smrt]

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First of all I am Atheist and let me look at what you've said about me.

1. "Athiests seem to make a big deal out of why they don't believe in God, they go around bitching and moaning about practically everything"
-That is just plain rude and a steoreotype. I don't complain about stuff unless I have a particularly good reason (unlike certain sections of this forum)

2."They're all such lonely angry hateful and bitter people, so I doubt they have many friends"
-I have quite a few friends and pretty much everyone likes me. Also I am a pretty happy and cheerful person.

3. "Only someone exceedingly stupid would you choose to reject that!"
I've done an IQ test an ive scored higher than average. (110 roughly, 100 is average for adult) I also am only in 8th grade too so that's even better. And no, it did not ask my religion so it couldn't have been rigged.

4."these hateful grouches choose to wallow in their misery''
-I am a cheerful person and I am not hateful. Despite the fact I am fully opposed to what you stand for, I respect that you have a right to have your own beliefs. Also if you want to see hateful I have seen what some parts of your forum are like and let me tell you, they were not pretty.

5."instead coming up with far out reasons as to why 'they think' God doesn't exist"
-Rationally, from my point of view your reasons are far out, but I will admit from your point of view that my reasons seem far out also. I am entitled to believe what I choose however.

6."They're jealous of us Christians because we're happier than they'll ever be"
-I was Christian before I was Atheist and let me tell you I'm roughly as happy as I was before

7."They see that all Christians are happy people, always smiling and full of God's love"
-God's love? You mean posting vulgar and horrible hate posts againts Atheists, non-christians, homosexuals, scientists, mentally challenged people, lesbians, people who use condoms...
I'm not trying to be mean or anything but there is a TON of hate against a TON of people. In fact if I were to summarize it it would be roughly everyone but the Christians.

8. "But instead of wanting to be part of the blissful joy that is being Christian, they choose to attack us"
-Kind of repedetive I must say.

9."Possibly they have some sort of mental problem, or retardation of some sort"
-I am perfectly sane if thats what you're asking.

Anyway, that's basically it.